Looking for a good home:
"You ate my sausages!"
Please feel free to advertise any lost, lonely or otherwise adoptable lines :)
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| Topenda | Adopt-a-line |
    22,003 / 50,000 Joined: Okt 11, 2007
Location: Darwin, Australia Posts: 26
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Nov 9, 2007 - 00 31 |
Looking for a good home: "You ate my sausages!" Please feel free to advertise any lost, lonely or otherwise adoptable lines :) |
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50,042 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 12 54
I might be able to find a home for that. (You ate my sausages!)
This line is looking for a good home as well:
"Put on some flannel for Pete's sake."
----------Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
65,193 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 18 56
Love it!
Adopted!
@ The flannel line.
----------"Dear life, You suck."
-Working name- Probably will change, not to fond of it.
Second year of Nano.
50,695 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 19 23
Free to a good home:
"Did you accidentally drink your makeup remover again?"
and
"Would you calm down! Why are you suddenly channeling Richard Simmons?"
Take care of them. They're friendly and get along well with other lines.
:>)unagirl
----------www.cursinginheels.blogspot.com
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"Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt." ~Sylvia Plath
like a nice dose of babble?
cursinginheels.blogspot.com
31,657 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 20 29
I love this kind of game.
The makeup remover one is mine. :D It's exactly what I need to get my wordcount closer to that tantilizing 20k.
How bout this..."Who was this idiot shouting something about crackers?!"
Or...here's a pretty-ish one, "A hundred, a thousand random strangers came between two."
Use them well friends. Or at least have fun with them! :D
Off to noveling...ahhh...am I the only one who procrastinates by visiting the Chick Lit lounge?!
51,690 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 20 33
"I have a sore throat, headache, runny nose... and I wonder why I am single."
I procrastinate using the chicklit lounge too. There's a scene I really don't want to write.
22,003 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 21 24
takes crackers line... :)
Leaves:
"Do you think once in a while you could at least refer to me as your WIFE rather than 'the cook'?"
51,156 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 22 22
Leaving the lines....
"I'll like to introduce you to my future ex-wife/husband"
And...
"Now I know how married couples sleep together!"
(Scarily used last night by me when sleeping over the boys house)
Michelle
----------Michelle
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All this group needs is shoes and coffee, and then the world would be perfect!
50,021 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 23 41
Free to a good, fun-loving home-- "sometimes he runs away from his body guards"
----------Instead of fear of failure, maybe we'd do better to fear the death of dreaming.
55,551 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2007 - 01 38
I like this thread, now to figure out how to use some of the lines...
oh, can we adopt one already taken?
as for me, I'm leaving:
"He wanted to paint the view but then he remembered, he didn't know how to paint."
or
"The fungus on your toes is shaped like Shrek's head."
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Nov 10, 2007 - 02 47
Up for grabs!
"What was it about (insert character name here) that s/he was always getting attacked by bats, and why did s/he always use me as his/her shield?"
Sadly, I'm the shield, IRL
63,437 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2007 - 09 42
*waves* Here! I have a home for phrases!
From Parerclip
From kissmeimlds
And I have these to offer:
"You know, it's not that I have anything personally against you. Really. I just... you know... hate you."
"Excuse me, but can I tell you that the text in the back of your pants is really provocative? It makes me want to slap it."
"You have fabulous legs! I mean... shoes."
----------"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
55,551 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2007 - 10 37
And I have these to offer:
"You know, it's not that I have anything personally against you. Really. I just... you know... hate you."
"You have fabulous legs! I mean... shoes."
WOW, I am totally taking yours. And you are more then welcome to change it to first person perspective.
And I just may take
"Excuse me, but can I tell you that the text in the back of your pants is really provocative? It makes me want to slap it."
as well. We'll see lol
EDIT: Forgot to leave some more:
* "I ate it. It didn't feel so good going down, but I ate it."
* "I am small, small small small." <~~My sis just said this lol
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Nov 10, 2007 - 11 02
Lol! I'd like to get those two new ones too! My MC is a glutton, so I can really see her saying that xD And she is surrounded by her superiors who critcize her all the time, so the second one sounds so possible also :D
And if anyone tries to accuse me of accepting too much of these adopted lines, I'll just blame you! Those are just too funy to pass!
----------"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
51,690 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2007 - 13 32
The eating one: if you had posted it on day 2 I would have used it. My MC ends up eating a lot of random stuff and at day 2 she ate an eggo waffle covered with orange chicken and chow mein drizzled in sweet and sour sauce.
50,102 / 50,000
Nov 12, 2007 - 23 56
And I have these to offer:
"You know, it's not that I have anything personally against you. Really. I just... you know... hate you."
"Excuse me, but can I tell you that the text in the back of your pants is really provocative? It makes me want to slap it."
"You have fabulous legs! I mean... shoes."
These are soooo stolen.
-Amber is Co ML: Phoenix
2002: Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit
----------2003: Untitled
2004: What Happens In Vegas [Is Better Left Unsaid]
2005: Gracie = no NaNo
2006: The Blank Paige Tells All
2007: 11:11 PM [Mother Natures Dirty Little Joke]
-Amber is ML: East Valley
2002: Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit
2003: Untitled
2004: What Happens In Vegas [Is Better Left Unsaid]
2005: Gracie = no NaNo
2006: The Blank Paige Tells All
2007: 11:11 PM [Mother Natures Dirty Little Joke]
51,690 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 08 14
My mom said this and I loved it:
"I have given (name) every type of coal out there. It hasn't stopped her!"
This is about Christmas and coal in the stockings...
140,257 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 08 24
From a write-in at Borders last night. I keep trying to find ways to fit these in my novel but they just don't work.
"My feet are going to kill me. They are literally going to jump off of my legs and throttle me." (said by a Borders employee who did not realize we were listening)
"...chunks of bloody flesh ripped from necks and stuff and whatnot."
"Just put it on the back of your chair and lean against it, I don't mind cooties."
-----------Stacy. Just Stacy.
63,437 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 10 04
Ah, I love this topic (yes, I'm posting again :P) Every time I have a sentence that I can't put into my own novel, I come here! *crazy laughter from the background*
So here:
"Kissing you is like eating dark chocolate," Max said. "I want to spit right after."
"I wasn't molesting him!" Jess protested. "I was just checking if he had weapons! You can't be too careful nowadays!"
"That guy is a stalker with murderous intent!"
"Uh... he said that he's here for the unpaid bills...?"
"That's his excuse! Don't believe him!!"
"Not that I was looking up your skirt or anything... but nice panties you have there!"
"Not that I was looking at his ass or anything... but I think he's wearing thongs!"
----------"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
63,437 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 10 06
Happy to hear that! ^-^
----------"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
55,551 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 10 11
So here:
"Kissing you is like eating dark chocolate," Max said. "I want to spit right after."
"I wasn't molesting him!" Jess protested. "I was just checking if he had weapons! You can't be too careful nowadays!"
"That guy is a stalker with murderous intent!"
"Uh... he said that he's here for the unpaid bills...?"
"That's his excuse! Don't believe him!!"
"Not that I was looking up your skirt or anything... but nice panties you have there!"
"Not that I was looking at his ass or anything... but I think he's wearing thongs!"
Your quotes are just too funny. love um lol
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Nov 13, 2007 - 10 50
Sad to admit, but the last two are something I have actually said aloud to people :D There's no better comedy than real life :)
Anyway, glad you like them!
----------"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
50,042 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 11 36
Here's one from a diner in a small Virginia town during hunting season.
"Hey, Larry. You kill anything this morning?"
Bonus points if it's not hunting season in your story.
----------Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
63,437 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2007 - 09 22
"Hey, Larry. You kill anything this morning?"
Bonus points if it's not hunting season in your story.
*rushes forward* Imma takin' it! *grabs*
I'll do it without the hunting season!
And more from me:
"You ask me why I don't want to go with her to the disco to dance?" I scoffed. "That's because I can't tell the difference between her dancing and her having a seizure."
"For the sake of being fair, I wish for equal rights for men and women to walk around topless."
"Hands up! You're under arrest!"
----------"Ooh... kinky!"
"It's almost like they're of one body and soul"
"At night time too"
51,384 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 14 50
"My feet are going to kill me. They are literally going to jump off of my legs and throttle me."
I'm very much taking this and using it, thank you. It will have a nice home with kittens and a white picket fence.
This thread is fun. It's like shopping.
Now if someone can adopt this line:
"Look. Naked Feet."
----------Chibi Hentai-chan
The littlest pervert on the net!
Proving to everyone everwhere that size doesn't matter
55,551 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 16 34
"My feet are going to kill me. They are literally going to jump off of my legs and throttle me."
"Look. Naked Feet."
Yup, definitely taking claim on both those quotes. Nothing like feet talk for a dance novel lol
Here's some more:
"And now, for my grand finale..."
"The ugly step sister ain't got nothing on her."
"Snap, Crackle, Pop!" (I say this instead of cursing Oh S*** or Oh snap lol)
"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass. " **
1: "Where have you been?"
2: "Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning."**
"Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm."**
"Oh honey, I would, but... I don't want to. "**
All quotes with ** are from a tv show. Extra points to you if you know which one it is.
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Nov 13, 2007 - 19 00
"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass. " **
All quotes with ** are from a tv show. Extra points to you if you know which one it is.
Snatching this little gem, but what show is it from? I don't watch much TV. No BP's for me.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
----------Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
19,110 / 50,000
Nov 13, 2007 - 19 11
"Oh honey, I would, but... I don't want to. "**
gah! it sounds so familiar but i can't remember!
ah! will & grace!! karen ftw.
----------lol i'm insane.
50,893 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2007 - 11 50
These lines will all fit nicely in my novel. Thanks.
These lines are for the taking:
"She had the biggest feet I'd ever seen but they still looked amazing in a pair of heels"
"You can never have too much cake."
"Why is your hand on my ass?"
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51,384 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2007 - 16 35
Okay, here's a snippette of dialouge.
"There's a bank up the street."
"Well yeah, I suppose I could go get a loan."
"Well you could do that, but I was talking about robbing it."
Taken from a real conversation. Use as you'd like.
----------Chibi Hentai-chan
The littlest pervert on the net!
Proving to everyone everwhere that size doesn't matter
55,551 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2007 - 16 59
"You can never have too much cake."
"Why is your hand on my ass?"
those quotes are amazing and will work awesomely for my novel. thanks :)
As for me, I'll leave these:
"You're a tool."
"Change your size. Change your style."
"I hate technology. I wish we were back with candles."
"Hit tab and it makes everything disappear."
sorry these quotes are lame, im in class lol
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