Here's a plot idea, for anyone without a plot yet:
A little old lady was flitting up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Super sex."
She went up to an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Super sex."
He sat silently for a moment or two, and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity." - Albert Einstein"
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Nov 11, 2007 - 08 39
Between wrinkly old people sex and soup, I'd take the latter.
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Nov 13, 2007 - 07 47
Anything or sex? Sex. What's wrong with you people?
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Nov 14, 2007 - 13 31
I think the question that remains is this: what makes the sex "super"? Are there some kind of strenuous calisthenics involved; are there Yoga exercises that are only possible after you have allowed your muscles and flexible sinews to atrophy to the point of pure elasticity; or are we to believe that once we reach our golden years that ay sex would be super (but not necessarily in the superlative sense)?
I think I need to stop drinking all this coffee...
----------Cory Chase
http://cortwist.blogspot.com
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Dez 26, 2007 - 20 41
Agreed. If the question ends in "...or sex?" it's always: Sex.
----------Senioritis -- Four men in a coffeeshop. They write a novel.
Echo Flux -- Peasant girl saves the world with SCIENCE!
(That was NaNo 07. Screnzy?)
Ballroom Blitz -- The kind of highly-meta play that gets written by a student in Tech Theatre.
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Dez 31, 2007 - 08 21
isn't it cake or death?
sorry ... I'm marred by Eddie Izzard...
----------NaNo 07 - Out of Time --- WON!
Script Frenzy 08 - The Light! And Other Things I Didn't See Coming
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Mär 23, 2008 - 21 26
sorry ... I'm marred by Eddie Izzard...
I <3 Eddie Izzard.