In the spirit of Christmas, and because you fellas LEFT ME OUT of the freakin' mailing list (humph!), I offer you the following, to be sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls":
Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Light a match and throw it in
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Weren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Especially popular when I was still in secondary school. College was much more bearable, thank God :P
Merry Christmas, everyone!!
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