Please Kill the Neighbours (But Don't Piss Them Off) - NaNo 2006
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Most nuisance neighbours can be dealt with by a court order. When your neighbour is a country ruled by an evil wizard, we recommend a demon. Of course, you need someone - disposable - to summon the damn thing.
Meet Cullan and his companions, Alys and Kenyon, and follow their adventures when they're blackmailed into escorting Morgan, a gifted young mage, into a hostile country so that she can fulfil her Destiny.
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Finish the Job so We Don't Have To - NaNo 2007
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Whenever you kill an evil wizard there are three things you should remember: Kill his bodyguards and sidekicks as well; Steal all his treasure; Have an escape route planned in advance. So ... second time lucky?
A second chance arrives for Cullan and his companions to loot the Tower of Morss - not that they really want to go back there, after what happened last time. Especially with an invading army in the way. Oh, and having to kill the three most well-protected people in a besieged city.
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Either respond to this post
or PM me
or EMail brian at sabremeister dot me dot uk
with Your name, how many copies of each book you are going to buy, in which format
before 12noon Friday 4/4/8
Come to The Metropolitan Bar, Baker Street, London
on Saturday 12/4/8
after 6pm
Bring money
and good wishes for me as I move back to Yorkshire the day after
Signing can happen.
As from 4/4/08, both books will be available undiscounted at lulu.com, and you'll have to pay postage (somewhere in the region of £3.00) to get them.
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Apr 11, 2008 - 04 33
Dan and I should be there not long after six, public transport allowing.
(By the way, everyone, this will most likely be the only April meet, due to lack of other suitable dates. Planning for May should begin in the very near future...)
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Apr 14, 2008 - 04 33
Gah, I only read this today. Sorry to have missed you :/
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Apr 16, 2008 - 05 32
My apologies for missing this--I intended to come, but was laid up with a nasty cold on the day. Best of luck to you Brian--hope you can drop by if you're in London in the future.
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Apr 18, 2008 - 14 24
I know it was a bit short notice, but thank you to those who wanted to make/made the effort. (Yes, it was Marathon Man, BTW, Olivier and Hoffman.)
I've started generating short stories for the Have Sword & Sorcery: Will Travel™ series. They can be found here. They should be coming thick and fast while I'm still reading Fritz Leiber, but they'll probably slow down once I stop.