Hello, my fellow novelists! You know what I've found is really helpful while striving to meet one's word count goals? A kitten! That's right...a wee furry baby cat can help YOU win NaNo!
How can I know for sure, you ask? Well, I have three cats, and I've won three times! Coincidence? I think not!
So, to help my region kick NaNo tushie, I offer you, the novelist, an unbelievable deal! I can arrange for you to have, free of charge, a kitten of your very own! These kittens, born in my brother's garage to a stray, will be ready for their forever homes just in time for Week Three. You have your choice of gray (three available) or black (only two left). Supplies are limited, so claim yours early!
And, right now, I can offer an even more incredible deal! You could actually take home the stray mama cat! That's right, you could have a six or seven month-old kitty (with gorgeous gray fur and huge orange eyes) of your very own. She would rather be an only kitty, and will need to be spayed rather quickly, the cost of which we are willing to share.
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! PM me now and reserve your NaNo kitten now!
(Pictures available upon request. Taking a kitten does not guarantee a NaNo win. It'll just give you a warm, fuzzy feeling in the depths of your heart and make you feel amazing.)
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Hi, I'm Ana and I am addicted to killing off my characters. I'm working on it, I swear...
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There are still three kittens left...two black and one gray! PM or comment here if you're interested.
----------Hi, I'm Ana and I am addicted to killing off my characters. I'm working on it, I swear...