Hoping tostart a new trend.
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| Elisha Goodins | I say that Ryan Cartwright is quite the character and I'm going to put him my book. |
   50,095 / 50,000 Joined: Okt 2, 2009
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Nov 4, 2009 - 06 45
What does this make me; the anti-Tim? Everything slimy and despicable, weak and deplorable, evil and petty, making the likes of Herman Goering seem like an amiable chap? I the inverse of awesome, an unbreakable enigma of putressence, the vile essense of nastiness? Well at least I've at last reached some level of immortality...steep aside Elric there's a new eternal champion.
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Nov 4, 2009 - 07 16
@Ryan
----------Those sound like Marilyn Manson lyrics
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Paul Webber
Don’t settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 07 22
Ewwww...now I feel dirty. And I want to be beautiful, a beautiful people. OOOOOOGGGGGG. Or whatever that lyric is...I always picture those little green people from Og running around stealing and breaking things but I'm not sure if that is the imagery he was going for.
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Nov 4, 2009 - 09 08
LMAO Nice!
Well, ironically enough, my main character's name is already Ryan. Last name isn't Cartwright though, sorry. LOL
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Nov 4, 2009 - 09 32
A Ryan by any other name is just as sweet...and most likely better looking to boot.
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Nov 4, 2009 - 10 58
Well, that's a tough call to make, as I have no idea what you look like. LOL
But, my character Ryan IS pretty good looking... =D
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Nov 4, 2009 - 11 03
Well, you know who Bradd Pitt is?
----------Ryan is nothing like him ;)
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Paul Webber
Don’t settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 12 03
Yes I'm much prettier than that nasty man. Think more Weird Al with a touch of Napoleon Dynamite thrown in and you'll find yourself closer to the mark. So basically an 11 on the babe scale....mmmmraaaarrrgghhhhh.
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Nov 4, 2009 - 12 34
OK Ryan here it is. It's a memory of a childhood playtime game and your line is:
As I climbed into it( the bushes) I imagined that the pulling of the branches against my coat were pirates trying to grab me and hold me back until my hero Ryan Cartwright, strong and handsome with the wit sharper than his rapier save me from a fate worse than death.
You are now immortal in my words.
It's corny but it works form me for now.
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Nov 4, 2009 - 12 55
Well not much for realism but I guess nobody really dreams of being rescued by the balding, pot bellied thirty something accountant. Anyway I'm flattered...and since it's fiction can you make me have a six pack again? I still have it but it's hiding behind a Keg and with my back and can't lift it out of the way.
I drank from the fountain of youth once...too bad it was in Mexico...can you say HEEEELLLLLOOOOO burning?
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Nov 4, 2009 - 13 12
Oh dear, that was actually the Fountain of Youth-anasia...although, what the Youth In Asia have to do with it I'll never know.
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Paul Webber
Don’t settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 13 21
Dood- (I love that so I stole it - making it my own)
The Youth in Asia- Wasn't that a MegaDeath title?
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Nov 4, 2009 - 14 05
OMG you guys are killing me here! lol
I say we start a thread just for you two to entertain the rest of us this month!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 14 15
Nope, not sure who it was but IIRC the video to it was lots of cartoon people with big eyes and pointy hair styles who spoke paragraphs without taking a breath (Q the Manga Fans)
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Paul Webber
Don’t settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 14 18
Thank you thank you...welcome to the show. (Canned backwards laughter)
For out next act my lovely assistent will attempt to drink a glass of water...forwards. (Paul I'm guessing your going to be the only one to get that one...)
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Nov 4, 2009 - 14 21
[Walks out in a shiney pink leotard and drinks a glass of water]
Yeah, I think I'll probably be the only one to get that, maybe one or two others (British Comedy show reference).
Anyone else who doesn't get it can ship themselves off to Nodnol and get a ikswerb
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Paul Webber
Don’t settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!
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Nov 4, 2009 - 15 28
Nodnol? That's in Bulgaria ininit?
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Nov 6, 2009 - 13 06
I unfortunately can't put him in my story unless he has a middle name that adds up to 8 in numerology. His other names don't add up to that. Maybe I can make him an FBI agent or a profiler. Although I would rather torture and kill him. Maybe I can make him a ditzy FBI agent.
----------To some I'm a dream,
to others,
A nightmare.