Your best worst line

headlessclown
Your best worst line
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Posted on:
Nov 17, 2009 - 13 44

I think I just wrote mine:

Quote:
The things were now having a buffet out of his body and no dish was left out of the menu.

Yeah, that's right.

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Louise Curtis
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Nov 19, 2009 - 15 12

Well, I can't possibly beat that, but here's my favourite typo so far:

The nightmare screamed in my mind. It filed every cell of my body.

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Nov 20, 2009 - 18 47

Quote:
No fate can escape chance, no matter how infinitesimal it is.

Attempt at sounding philosophical /fail

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Darth Maximus
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Posted on:
Nov 20, 2009 - 22 31

Quote:
Wake up, Wake!

Not exactly a BAD line...but well, I was retarded enough to write it down.

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Nov 21, 2009 - 02 32

I had this beauty:

It didn't need to open it's voice to speak.

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