Excerpt: Green Room

“And so... we start.” I sat back at the computer, glancing over to the TV which was showing 100 Scariest Moments. “This is a horrible thing to be doing. Just after Samhain, watching the best horror moments ever... “ I smiled, shaking my head. “So how are we supposed to write a book worth anything?”
“Simple. You don’t.” I knew the voice was a woman, but I didn’t know if she were a character of mine or just someone coming by to add to the whole mess that is my head. “I think I’m offended! You’re not [in the distance, a noise. Phone? No... it’s a train.] {flying monkeys suits were fake, and the scarecrow only barely counts as dismembering} sure who it is that I am? What if I’m the main character? What if I’m the main antagonist?”