Excerpt: The Odd, Unusual and Inspired.... an Anatomy of a Diary

Nome de plume
What shall my Nome de plume be today????
What is a Writer?
The Writer- The countess, the witch, the bitch, the caregiver , the destroyer, the maker, the actress, the comedienne, the soothsayer, the truthsayer, the joie de vivre, the storyteller ,the poet, the peasant, the ruler, the prizewinner, the judge, the jury, the chef, the artiste, the gardener, the grower, the libertine, the masked woman, the hero, the heroine, the villain, the comic sidekick, the reader, the princess, the slave, the feminist, the leader, the earth saver, the limerick writer, the graffiti artist, the napkin scrawler, the savior, the friend, the bestest friend, the zany aristocrat, the executioner, the levitator, the mage, the magician, the Shiva, the acrobat, the tightrope walker, the contortionist, the tattooed lady, the wanderer, the pathmaker, the deluded, the despicable, the shining, the recorder of Dreams, the surgeon, the butcher, the acupuncturist, the Nobel laureate, the ditty rhymer, the sunstreaked blonde, the ravishing redhead, the buxom brunette, the pink poets daughter, the teacher, the teachers daughter, the only friend, the lonely night, the elephant keeper, the tension creator, the devourer of words, the sweet thing, the sassy woman, the proud man, the only son, the lover, the lingerer, the healer, the helper, the all powerful, the helpless, the hapless, the angelic, the Queen of the Fairies, the large mustached man, The fearless leader of the Blue Foot Forrest Pixies, the gypsy, the homemaker, the jeweler, the miner, the chemist, the alchemist, the physician, the philanthop, the patient, the drama queen, the lost Bronte sister, the bread baker, the bread maker, the buff surfer dude, the determined, the ever passionate, the optimist, the pessimist, the seer, the fortune teller, the psychic, the girlfriend, the wife, the mother of all, the dancer, the dreamer, the author, the designer of worlds beyond measure, the timekeeper of realms, The King of the Crows, the revolutionary, the fearless fighter, the timid mouse, the dragonmaker, the dragon rider, the creator of creatures big and small, the liberated, the damned, the psycic son of Steven King, the reincarnate of Mark Twain,the bare naked streaker, the politician, the mystic, the enabler, the inebreator, the steward, the shaman, the celtic rau, the history maker, the woman, the man, the child, the happy, the sad, the fearsome, the ferocious, the Devine, the decadent, the believer, the skeptic, the champion, the rebel, the god, the goddess, the all.
I am a writer………Which aspect of the writer will you be today?