Brief Author Bio:

Infancy: did top-secret infant things

Childhood: listened to my dad's wide collection of LPs, was fascinated by Harry Houdini and Criminology, had a tape recorder on my person for the purpose of spontaneous 'radio shows', washed my hair as infrequently as possible, had a short summer vacation in Poland

Tweenhood: listened to my older brother's cassettes, was fascinated by Nervous Norvus and CB radios, had a tape recorder on my person for the purpose of spontaneous lip syncing, was sighted wearing purple or orange jogging pants, had short summer vacations in St. Martin & Antigua

Teenhood: listened to my own CDs, was fascinated by Lieutenant Commander Data and Theatre, had a tape recorder on my person for the purpose of learning songs/pieces for plays/band, was sighted wearing glasses and my hardcore private Catholic all-boys school uniform, split summer vacations by earning extra academic credits in July and then being a garbage man at the CNE in August

Young Adulthood: listened to MP3s on Winamp, was fascinated by Jerzy Grotowski and Cinema, had a tape recorder on my person for recording lectures, was sighted wearing lots of black(often including a cape and/or tights), spent summer vacations recovering from the school year

Currently: listen to AACs on my iPod, am fascinated by Gordon Ramsay and NFL Football, sometimes carry a digital voice recorder, am sighted wearing hoodies and t-shirts that may or may not have interesting things on them... what's a summer vacation?