On the Pirates' (Who Are Working For the Guy Who Kidnapped My Sister and Her Daughter Even Though They Don't Realize It At the Moment) Trail: A Fantasy in One or So Parts
an excerpt

All right, I know what you are thinking. What happened to all of the action, all of the adventure? What happened to the pirates? This has become one big sap fest. Well, I did warn you.
Alas, have no fear, as with any story where the younger sister who, along with a wizard, two talking horses, and a rather dashing young man, is trying to catch up to her older sister and niece's kidnapper in order to rescue them, gets to the city in which the aforementioned kidnapper is keeping the also aforementioned older sister and niece, there will soon be confrontation, danger, fighting, and perhaps a little bit of yelling and namecalling. Not to scare anyone off, but there might even been a few tears shed before this is all over.