Excerpt: Fairytale (and other stories)

PART ONE
Chapter One

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful

Once upon a time, there lived

Once upon a time, there was a

Once upon a

There once lived

And they all

Fuck.

PART TWO
Chapter One

The problem with fairytales is that all the good 'once upon a times' have already been written. That's why this is not a fairytale, no matter how it begins or how very much like a fairytale it may seem, or even if it ends with a happily ever after. Which it won't. No matter what it looks like, it is not a fairytale, and it is certainly not intended for little children. This is a true story, or it could be someday, or some parts of it are definitely true, at least for somebody, and it starts a little something like this.