Brief Author Bio:

Bowlerhatman was born in a magical land called Michigan, was probably sung about by Sufjan Stevens, and then nothing interesting happened until he averted a nuclear war by coughing in 1963 (pretty impressive for someone born in 1991). Eventually he discovered novel writing, and has been published under a number of pseudonyms; for instance, Stephen King, Dan Brown, Lemony Snicket, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mr. Clavius Frederick Earbrass. His motto has always been "It takes a village to raise a child," although he uses the expression at the most inopportune of times.