Synopsis: The Purple Cheese

In another plane of existence a dictator fungus, Matt the Mycelium, has become bored with ruling his small island. So he searches for the mystical purple cheese, which is said to open portals to other dimensions. So in order to stop this, a talking statue chooses one human from our world to get to the cheese before Matt does. This human, named Wyatt, is sent to a world where nothing makes sense and the leader of a gang uses a zucchini and a fedora to kill people. A place where a superhero, called the Liquid Plumber, battles foaming pipe snakes, and the Mafia ruled by a duck named Larry. Will Wyatt be able to survive the evil moon monkeys or the rabid office supplies? Or will he be destroyed by Obama Bin Laden? You choose. . . well, not really (I just wanted to write that).