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Genre: Chick Lit
About acheLocation: Goldenrod + Pershing Home Region: Age:30 Website: http://www.myspace.com/ache Favorite novels: Tropic of Capricorn, American Gods, Still Life with Woodpecker, Acid House, The Stranger, Invisible Monsters, House of Leaves, Atlas Shrugged, Geek Love Favorite writers: Henry Miller, Shirley Jackson, Tom Robbins, Shel Silverstein, Bertrand Russell, Charles Bukowski, Neil Gaiman, Suzette Haden Elgin, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh Favorite music: Against Me!, Flying Lotus, Neil Diamond, Sigur Ros, Pelican City, Gas Lamp Killer, Tycho, Joe Beats, Sean Hayes, Madlib, El P, Thelonius Monk, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Ratatat, David Axelrod, Astronautilus, M83, God Speed You Black Emperor, Dabrye, The Killers, Blue Sky Black Death, Bloc Party, TV on The Radio Non-noveling interests: Discussing opposing views open mindedly, taxidermia, creating art, stealing food, making music without ever touching a musical instrument, cheffing up feasts of stolen food, sexual deviancy, poetry without presumption, Avid editting, the lifestyle of the Strip Club DJ, dance-a-thon judgery, kung fu mysticism, massage parlor etiquette, tea parties, banana hammock workouts, and chicken wing eating contests without bibs. |
Joined: Oktober 22, 2007 This Year: Official Participant NaNoWriMo History: NaNoWriMo posts: 9 NaNoWriMo buddies: 5
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Brief Author Bio: I'm pretty much awesome. Don't Believe me? "I've always said I'd never trade my life for anyone else's, even with everything that's happened...Then I met Matty Lynn" "Dude! All I know, dude, is that, like...Man! That guy, Marco, or Matty, or Melvin... damn, I can't even remember his name we partied so hard. We partied, and dude, I KNOW how to party, but he put me under the table! Anyway, when I woke up he had taken all of my drumsticks and built a half-size replica of the Crue tour bus circa 1985. Mayhem, man, mayhem!" "Best sandwich maker in town. Not to mention, well I won't mention it." "I still don't know why they took all of those stories that pertain to the real-life Ache and made a website of jokes about me." "I never wore chain mail or a mustache until I met this man, Matthew Lynn." "I'd have never gone with Cube if I met this m#&%*@?ckah first. He's that real!" Well, there you have it. Straight from the camel's hump. |
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Synopsis: It'll Put Hair on Your Chest
My novel is total Chick Lit, in much the same vein that I am Paul Newman, or better yet, Cool Hand Luke. This isn't to say that chicks won't dig it, or that dudes won't hate it. There will be plenty of casual pronouns and nonsensical musings coupled with contradictory colors as well as scratch 'n' sniff pages with only one word.
There will be villainy and attempts at heroism. There will be treachery and redemption. Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, tea parties, driving, hookers, shiny metallic banana hammocks, thieves, Judas's, more sex, lessons on massage parlor etiquette, more drugs, more driving, little league games, demonic possession, lying, taxidermy, a strip club DJ, kitchen sinks will be pissed in, dreams will unfold, and everyone on your block will be talking about it like it's freaking American Idol.
Don't miss the bus, kids.
Get on board, I tell ya now...It'll Put Hair on Your Chest.
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