Excerpt: The Untitled and Probably Not Going To Happen Masterpiece 2008

Few people realize that stars are more than combusting balls of gas that keep us warm and give us light. They’re actually like seeds. Seeds of the universe. You see, during the span of time between the life and death of a star, it breaks down heavy elements into lighter elements – including the stuff of life.

Absolutely everything you see was once heavenly stardust.

Except for Disco, which comes from the devil’s anus.