Synopsis: Gorgonzola on the Wind

Martin- A young, gay prince, whose hold on the throne is threatened. He's a troubled young lad.

Triscuit- Martin's loyal kinkajou mentor and advisor, who seems to have a few plans of his own.

Alphredo- Martin's crazy old uncle. He's like if Dumbledore and the Mad Hatter hooked up, and he's loved cheese in ways that would kill a lesser man.

Raphael- A "harlot" to use the polite term. Alphredo has recruited him to teach Martin the ways of harlotry. Raphael secretly thinks the whole situation is hilarious, but hell, he's getting paid for it!

Stephen- The object of Martin's affections, and his challenger for the throne. Maybe kinda sorta likes Martin a bit too, but shh. You didn't hear that from me.

Trinab- Stephen's loyal servant. That's about it.

Caralla- Young, hot and blonde, this is one guy who knows how to manipulate people. You can't hold it against him though. He's too cute!

Morris- A red panda who runs Black Star, the largest spy network in the world. He's an invaluable ally, so long as you keep both cash and pomegranate juice coming. Otherwise, look out. Oh, and he's Russian. No idea why, but the accent just happens in my head.