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BritishHobo
Novel: Play Bait
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
2,531 words so far  

About BritishHobo

Location: Somewhere in those British Isles.

Age:14

Favorite novels: Dead Famous, Past Mortem, any Ben Elton book that isn't Gridlock, Power Of Five

Favorite writers: Ben Elton, Anthony Horowitz

Favorite music: Whatever's on. Or One Vision by Queen.

Non-noveling interests: Being an Internet nerd, Not getting fresh air.

Joined date: November 23, 2007

NaNoWriMo posts: 12

NaNoWriMo buddies: 5

 


Play Bait
an excerpt

Edward dropped the magazine, half in shock and half in disgust in seeing the eight year old girl naked on the cover. More like Babies Monthly… what was wrong with everybody in this nightmare?
He bent down and picked it up. Flicking through, he saw a couple of fourteen year olds and one fifteen year old. She was the oldest girl in the whole bloody magazine.
“This is sick.” He blurted out.
“I know, isn’t it?” Jamie exclaimed, not realizing Edward meant sick as in “sickeningly perverted and disgusting” not “How hot is it that this girl’s boobs haven’t even fully grown yet?”

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