Excerpt: Mossi Mossi

As Freddie continued jogging down the dark street he past four pubs,
‘The Iron Pelican’,
‘Hot n cold bar and grill’ their slogan appeared to be ‘there’s no mold! I- in our food.’ Then there was
‘Amazing Barny’s dance pub club’
and last but most defiantly not least
‘Most excellent, great, fantastic, funny, tasty, family fun, ok well maybe not… pub! And that’s it! Oh! And! We have bathrooms! You know how when you drink a little too much and really need to let it all out and they don’t have a bathroom and people think you’re a weird when you take it outside’ was all pasted in bold black lettering on a huge billboard outside the bar.
“Wow, I never noticed that last one before? I wonder what the people who wrote it are on?” mumbled Freddie to himself