Excerpt: Two Kids and a Lamp

"Tomorrow. Bye then." Bradley hung up the phone. He worried about that kid sometimes. If Geoffrey hadn't met Dianna through Bradley, Geoffrey might have just taken over the world by now. Or at least the town.
Bradley thought back to the day they met... NO! {WARNING} The author made sure to put no back story into this book. Not only is it a useless waste of time, it never makes any sense. Ever. {WARNING}
It had been a glorious day. That much was certain. France had been moving over the eastern sea board over to Ajai for a bag of truffles. Unfortunately, there was a factor in this transaction that neither of them had thought about!
Bob the Herder! He could herd a cat into a dogs mouth! The devil himself had been bested by this man of Tick Tockia!
When so suddenly the Biffle of Baffle had befuddled the giant swan for a box of Indians from the black hole of time...
After the battle, JoJo the circus performer had lost an arm and a leg to the weeping willow tree of Sanitania. Ajai the good dictator won the trust of the Biffle of Baffle by selling him a kidney. JoJo the circus performer acquired a robotic arm, and a machine gun leg, and then led the Vizzicoph to victory with the battle cry; FOR VICTORY! Achieving anything less, is impertinent.
That was how Geoffrey had met Bradley, and prevented the destruction of Bob the Herder's herding stick.
{Notice} The author will refuse to include any back story, this is a reminder. {Notice}