Synopsis: Spanktacular!

Spanktacular! Scrambunctious! Splendiferous!

Into this serious world, a dose of ridiculousness-ness. Imagined governments and alternatives to war. Technology that is probably not too far-fetched. Love, life, happiness, and, well, what else is there?

Now... to come up with a character or two.

Actual plot so far:

Main Character (still unnamed, but the book is written from her point of view and no one has called her by her name yet) is on a student exchange in France and intends to study civics. She's living with a lovely family, and a pretty hot exchange brother named Juan Antonio. She's made a friend named Lydia who is possibly (now definitely) more worldly than her. Main Character has now dropped out of school and left town. She's just met a prostitute who's been slashed by a john in a most unfortunate way. Will she take shelter with her?

Most ridiculous line so far:

"The current method of official protest here is taking a regional official out onto the street and fighting with steel edged snow shovels until one person has lost at least three pints of blood. There are no rules, other than a general modicum of civility that is expected in any gentleman’s battle."