Brief Author Bio:

Felix was born in a russian coal mine on a frightfully cold summer night. After being fired for being an inefficient worker he made his way to Norway, where he set up a shelter for abused dogs and women.
When one of the dogs ran away, Felix vowed to bring him back, no matter the cost. The search turned into an odyssey across Europe, which finally led him to Cologne, Germany. There, he became entangled in the german bureaucracy and was forced to enroll in grade school, since by now he had turned six years old. Aside from being haunted by Nam flashbacks from time to time, he has been leading a rather normal life since then.
But he still hasn't found that damn dog.