Adopt a Witty/Humorous/Sarcastic Line

The second one is perfect for my story, I'm going to adopt it too.

I like the first one. My FMC and her boyfriend might end up with those - she's rather meaner to him than he deserves.

I'll take it, it fits

This especially works if C2 points out that it's 12:04 AM.

I would love to put the second one in because it made me laugh. I'm competely going to try that. Thanks.

An expansion of the second one(That I am totally using in my novel)

C1: "Fear the penguins."
C2: "Those aren't penguins."
C1: "Crap."

So stealing this for my superheroine and her roommate. :D

taking for my MC and her roomie

Taking! it's perfect!

Adopting for my half demon MC and his trainer XD

This one is SO Adopted !!

mine!!!!!!!!

I think I might use this!

so taking this.

Perfect for one of my non-Nano novels that has a MC that's survived everything.

mine all MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT

Haha I'm so stealing this! Perfect :D

Nabbing the one about sarcasm! Thank you!

Adopting the three-liner! Thank you!

"I do have a sense of humour. For example, I'd laugh hysterically if you got run over."

I'm stealing this one.

love all of these!

I'm taking the second one

Snagging the second one. Perfect for my FMC.

What a nice person you seem to be...

Adopting "Crayons", "Sense of Humour" and the three-liner.

These remind me of the kind of wit Iin Derek Landy novels (Skulduggery Pleasant). Taking the "pretty good one".

Bahahaha I'm taking all of these!

I'm taking the fourth one~

"I would explain it to you, but I am fresh out of crayons." This is just the sort of thing my MMC would say... Taking!

If I had a dollar for everytime you (beat a drunk guy up in a bar), I'd get change for those dollars, put the change in a sock, and beat you with it."

I think I'll be taking that one :)

Wow this is awesome, don't know who will say it but it will get said.

Leaving: "Wow sometimes the amount of intelligence you commonly show me astounds me."

Bonus points if the character they are talking to says thanks.

I'm so taking this

Miss-Q-10 wrote:Female Character: ...Yes, please. Just walk right in. It's not like I could have been naked or anything.

So adopting this! :D

Leaving:
C1: Is your room always this... messy.
C2: No, of course not. Sometimes you can actually see the floor.

Adopting the shirtless one-that's brilliant!!

I am so taking this one. Love too much not to use it. Thank you!

Adopting that last one, I have a crazy neighbor who needs to do some strange stuff.

Adopting the naked line! :D Totally fits my character!

Miss-Q-10 wrote:
Female Character: ...Yes, please. Just walk right in. It's not like I could have been naked or anything.

Adopting! I have a superheroine character who keeps bursting into her sister/arch-enemy's apartment, usually by kicking down the door.

So adopting the Female Character one!

those are perfect i'm adopting both

Adopting the Female line, my MC would totally mutter this at someone.

LOL the first one, I might not be able to use it for my nano this year but I have a different story in which it would be PERFECT. :)

Miss-Q-10 wrote:
Female Character: ...Yes, please. Just walk right in. It's not like I could have been naked or anything.

I read this during Nano and now I use it whenever my sisters walk into my room without asking XD

I love the second one!!

I love your first one! I'm going to take it, if only to use as inspiration.

Taking and tweaking the first one (he could have killed you...), 'cause I love it! I'll have to write a whole extra scene to put it in but it deserves that.

C1: (as a pickup line) So, want to marry me?
C2: Do you have friends that would shop from a Tiffany's registry?

I love all of these! I'm adopting the first and maybe the third.

I like the second one i don't know if i'll actually be able to use it but i'm going to try

I LOVE YOU. :) Adopting!!!

love the third one! stealing!

Snagging the first one! (And probably going to use it myself, next time that happens...)

That... is awesome. xD

Adopting 1 and 2. Thank you.

Adopting the third one, it would be perfect(:

wingch wrote:
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

--
Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

--
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Adopting!! Thanks soo much. This is soo cute!!

Totally adopting them!

These made my life.

Snagging the third!

I am SO adopting the last one for my MCs. That is PERFECT!

This one is perfect for my MC and his FC friend XD

"What's life without a little adventure?"
"Safe?"

Taking these ones! Perfect for my MCs!

"See, the thing is we have a love/hate relationship. She loves to hate me and I hate to love her..."

C1: [growls] I'm going to kill you.
C2: [coos] Aww. Your struggle to hide your deep affection does wonders for my ego!

Thanks!

What's life without a little adventure?"
"Safe?"

I LOVE this one! I can see where it can fit perfectly into my story! :D Thanks!

Taking that last one :)

Taking the last one!

Adopting 'If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
That one's great!

The love/hate sentence fits so well into my novel that it's almost scary. Most certainly adopting it!

Taking the first and last ones. Just brilliant!

omg. these are great!!! i'm taking the shooting star one, the one where C1 coodve shot the one guy in the face, and the wrong impression one. they all fit great with my story!!! <3 thanx!

Adopting the first one and tweaking just a bit for my FMC, who struggles with anxiety disorder but is trying to keep a sense of humor about it. Perfect, perfect... thanks.

I'm just going to adopt these ones. (:

"I thought about being sane. This seemed like more fun."

1: Are you talking to yourself?
2: I was until you interrupted.


C1: [growls] I'm going to kill you.
C2: [coos] Aww. Your struggle to hide your deep affection does wonders for my ego!

Can I have the "Are you talking to yourself?" one? Because it would fit perfectly into my story! :D

I'm going to adopt this one:

C1: [growls] I'm going to kill you.
C2: [coos] Aww. Your struggle to hide your deep affection does wonders for my ego!

It's perfect!

Madkatt wrote:
"See, the thing is we have a love/hate relationship. She loves to hate me and I hate to love her..."

C1: "So there I was, confronted by a five year old asking me if someone had punched me in the neck and contemplating the eternal question: which is worse, sex or violence?"

Adopting both of these, they're perfect for my MC.

Taking the airplane-star one. Leaving:

C1: Are you partially insane?
C2: Dunno, but I'll keep you posted.

C1: Your parents call you 'cupcake?' Surely it's because of your sweet and cuddly personality.
C2: Don't make me pepperspray you.
C1: See? You are a cupcake!

C1: You ever get a stiletto to the face?
C2: Once, yes, at this crazy bachelorette party.

C1: So? Once when I was ten, he left us to our own devices for an entire Fourth of July weekend because he was out partying and drunkenly setting off fireworks. He leaves occasionally.
C2: (shocked face)
C1: He was sober when he came back! And nobody got hurt! That I know of.

C1: My last husband cheated on me while I was pregnant! What did he think I'd think?
C2: Um... 'Man, I'm craving some nachos?'
C1: (glare)
C2: What? It's the food most craved by pregnant women!

C1: You'd better have a good excuse. Like... kidnapped by Aboriginies, or sold to a glue factory. Because she is so not happy.

Madkatt wrote:

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."


1: Are you talking to yourself?
2: I was until you interrupted.


What's life without a little adventure?"
"Safe?"

love these!

I adore all of these! Taking "What's life without a little adventure?" definatly and maybe some others. Like "You know, I could have shot you in the face. But that would've been rude." "Thanks for the polite consideration. I guess..." and really just all of them with two lines

I'm going to try to use all of them but i'm definitley using the 3rd from the bottom

Madkatt wrote:

C1: For the record, I blame you.
C2: What!? This was your idea!
C1: Well, you should've talked me out of it!

If I get a chance I am adopting this, I love it.

thanks I think I'm going to use the first one

C1: For the record, I blame you.
C2: What!? This was your idea!
C1: Well, you should've talked me out of it! -Fits perfectly with my plot!!

Amazing. All of them. Especially the shooting star one and "I was until you interrupted!"

Geez... I love these! Sooo my MMC! lol.

"See, the thing is we have a love/hate relationship. She loves to hate me and I hate to love her..."

This.. This is exactly what my story is about... Minus the sarcasm. Adopted.

Leaving:
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

It's dishonorable of me to engage an unarmed person in a battle of wits.

"You know, I could have shot you in the face. But that would've been rude."
"Thanks for the polite consideration. I guess..."

That one is so perfect for two of my MC's! Totally adopting; might use

C1: [growls] I'm going to kill you.
C2: [coos] Aww. Your struggle to hide your deep affection does wonders for my ego!

that one too!(:

Probably gonna adopt a few of these for my villain <3

I love this one! C1: "So there I was, confronted by a five year old asking me if someone had punched me in the neck and contemplating the eternal question: which is worse, sex or violence?"

I prob won't ever use it, but it just brought a smile to his face :D

I'll be adopting:

C1: [growls] I'm going to kill you.
C2: [coos] Aww. Your struggle to hide your deep affection does wonders for my ego!

and

What's life without a little adventure?"
"Safe?"

for my Script Frenzy.

Taking:
A - "hey look a shooting star, let's make a wish!"
B- "It's probably an airplane or something."
A -"seriously out of everything that we've been through the last couple of days, can't we really just pretend that's a freaking shooting star!? will that be so hard to ask?"

thanks for posting these :)

sooo adopting 12!

That bit with the struggle to hide your deep affection would be perfect for a couple of my characters who are siblings! *Steals and runs away*

Madkatt wrote:

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."


C1: Put like that, it sounds like you don't care.
C2: Sorry, I didn't mean to give you the impression I might.

What's life without a little adventure?"
"Safe?"

C1: For the record, I blame you.
C2: What!? This was your idea!
C1: Well, you should've talked me out of it!

C1: You are completely out of your mind!!
C2: Duly noted.

These are all perfect fghkjkl, I am most definitely nabbing these! Thank you!!

I had a great plot worm bury into my head with that

I love the last one. When Sephiroths theme starts playing . . . everyone dies (panties hit the floor.)

I love that last one! I have One Winged Angel on my ipod specifically so I can write villain scenes easier.

I like the last one

Just randomly, first one reminds me of Catch-22, where the guy was in love with the prositute. /offtopic

Probably gonna adopt the ""He always sounds so happy when she's trying to kill him." but switch the genders around.

this is awsome. using it for my NaNo=yes!!!

Blueocean wrote:
"You have the attention span of a goldfish with Alzheimer's."

My version is:
"S/he/you have the attention span of an amnesiac gnat."