Adopt a Dialogue

Adopting "C1: You got a name?
C2: I've got hundreds"
--Thanks!

I'm adopting all of these, although I think I posted the brother one to the forums before the wipe...

C1: You got a name?
C2: I've got hundreds.

C1: What if I kill you?
C2: Trust me, won't help.

C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant.
C2: Somewhere.
C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me.
C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I?

C1: There’s something wrong with me today.
C2: There’s something wrong with you every day.
C1: What?
C2: Huh?

C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother!
C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too.

C1: I hate my life.
C2: I hate your life, too.

Adopting
C1: What if I kill you?
C2: Trust me, won't help.

C1: How did you two meet?
C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!'

C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night!
C2: That's not likely to happen.
C1: Oh g-
C2: They hunt in packs.

Leaving
C1: Do you think I made the right decision?
C2: Of course, you made the right decision.
C1: Good
C2: No. That's what you'd want me to say.

Adopting:
C1: How did you two meet?
C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!'

Thank you! :D

Taking:
C2: It's a long story.
C1: We've got time.
C2: What time is it?
C1: Six thirty.
C2: No we don't.

C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night!
C2: That's not likely to happen.
C1: Oh g-
C2: They hunt in packs.

C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Taking:
C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother!
C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too.

The "you tried to kill my brother" and "they hunt in packs" ones are brilliant, but they don't apply to my story so I just wanted to compliment you on them. However, I will be using some variation of the "it's a long story"-"no we don't [have time]" dialogue. Thanks!

brionyjae wrote:
C1: How did you two meet?
C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!'

Yoink :)

These are all fantastic but I'll only be taking the police one for right now.

am definitely adopting a few of those...I know i can use them for something!!

Adopting:
C2: It's a long story.
C1: We've got time.
C2: What time is it?
C1: Six thirty.
C2: No we don't.

This will definitely be useful as I introduce my main characters. Now, the only question is, which ones?

I'm adopting these ones:
C1: We had sex!
C2: What?!
C1: Good, now that I have your attention...

C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Thanks!

brionyjae wrote:
Collected these over the years, they're not all mine... ;)

C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical!
C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical.
C1: Be that as it may...

C2: It's a long story.
C1: We've got time.
C2: What time is it?
C1: Six thirty.
C2: No we don't.

C1: You got a name?
C2: I've got hundreds.

C1: What if I kill you?
C2: Trust me, won't help.

C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant.
C2: Somewhere.
C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me.
C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I?

C1: There’s something wrong with me today.
C2: There’s something wrong with you every day.
C1: What?
C2: Huh?

C1: We had sex!
C2: What?!
C1: Good, now that I have your attention...

C1: How did you two meet?
C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!'

C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother!
C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too.

C1: I hate my life.
C2: I hate your life, too.

C1: I thought it was cyanide?
C2: No, I switched to arsenic because it causes a slower and more painful death.

C1: I don't think they are carnivorous.
C2: Well, you'll forgive me if I don't find that comforting!

C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night!
C2: That's not likely to happen.
C1: Oh g-
C2: They hunt in packs.

[and a classic!]
C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

...have fun with them, Wrimos! :D

Holy crap these are ALL just one of my characters, a swaggery sarcastic spit-in-the-face-of-the-law space stuntbiker.

Adopting a few of these! Thank you!

Hahaha, I might have to fit
"C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical!
C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical.
C1: Be that as it may...""
in somewhere.

I will certainly work on altering some of these for my characters. Thank you!
Although... Do I detect a bit of Buffy in this post? Yes I believe I do. Excellent choices.

Adopting:

C2: It's a long story.
C1: We've got time.
C2: What time is it?
C1: Six thirty.
C2: No we don't.

C1: I hate my life.
C2: I hate your life, too.

Thank you, I'll make good use of them.

Can I friend you just based on these?! I kinda wish I wasn't writing a period romance...I would TOTALLY adopt!!

Taking:

C2: It's a long story.
C1: We've got time.
C2: What time is it?
C1: Six thirty.
C2: No we don't.

C1: I hate my life.
C2: I hate your life, too.


I might switch up the first one to fit the situation, but it's funny. XD

C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night!
C2: That's not likely to happen.
C1: Oh g-
C2: They hunt in packs.

I'm taking this. Thanks.

*Nodds* I agree. having a seriel killer in your head can be quite weird.

Kathy: *proceeds to stalk C1 for no reason*

Me: Kathy! No!

Kathy: Screw you! *runs off after C1*

Me: *Grumbles*

Adopting and possibly modifying :) Thank you

C1: Oh, I'm such a genius...
-long pause-
C2: Was that sarcasm?

C1: It's weird having a serial killer inside your head (Just to clarify... this was an accidentally spoken thought :P)

Absolutely hilarious, LeighAnn ... thanks for the laughs!

Adopting this! It's perfect for one of my characters :) Thank you!

I may have to use that one.

Leaving:

C1: You hate me!
C2: I don't hate you, you just disgust me!

Adopting it but modifying it XD

I think I could use this. Thanks :D

Love it, that's very natural! I just poked in and saw that your story looks very interesting, too. With your plot and dialogue, I'm very intrigued and want to read it...so I hope you finish it this year!

Hilarious! I might take it and tweak it a bit.

Taking your first one! Will work pretty much anywhere in my novel :)

OMG! The second one is perfect for my book! Thank you!

I'm totally stealing your first one there.

Let's see, what do I have to leave....
Oh! These were all random things that I thought whilst sleep-deprived. Have at it.

Male: Man, you should’ve asked for a woman!
Female: What would I do with a woman?
Male: That’s not the point!

C1: So now you’re hogging all the glory?
C2: This isn’t about glory! This is about truth!
C1: Oh, so you’re hogging all the truth.

C1: Yeah, sure I got a Ph.D.… in kicking your ass!!

C1: This wasn’t pretty last time, what makes you think now will be any different?

"C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl?
C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism.
C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now.
C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet.
C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though.
C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted."

TOTALLY taking that!!

The knocking noises one suits my MC perfectly. Consider it adopted!

(talking about knocking noises, as in a seance)
C1: One for yes... two for no...
C2: Three for maybe, and four for "We need to work out a better system!"

I will be adopting that last one. Go seance!

(talking about knocking noises, as in a seance)
C1: One for yes... two for no...
C2: Three for maybe, and four for "We need to work out a better system!"

I will be adopting that last one. Woohoo for the supernatural!

Adopting the zygote one, though I'm altering it to this.

C1: What's a zygote?
C2: A zygote-
C3: Comes in a little glass vial!
C2: (serious; not seeing the joke) A little glass vial?
C3: A little glass vial!

It's official...I'm just going through these to find people I think are hilarious...

A LITTLE GLASS VIAL! (Sorry, couldn't help myself... I love that movie!)

I absolutely LOVE this one:

C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl?
C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism.
C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now.
C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet.
C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though.
C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted."

Can't use it though but it's brilliant! And the chocolate/Zombie one xD sounds like something I could do! :)
Thanks!

C2: (Says something to set up a that's-what-she-said joke)
C1: That's what she said.
C2: She wasn't talking to you.

I'm adopting that one, too XD

C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

I must adopt this. It is hilarious.

I'm stealing:

C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?"
C2: "Black."
C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?"
C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it."

It's pretty much perfect! Thank you!

C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die.
C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?"

Perfect! Thx!

Leaving:

C1: 'Ask me why I’m here.'
C2: 'You know, I ask myself that question every day.'

C1: 'Then we can take over the world!' [Laughs evilly]
C2: 'Not helpful.'
C1: 'But evil!'

Totally stealing
"C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die.
C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?""

C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

C1: "Wanna go out to lunch?"
C2: "I'd rather eat gravel and wash it down with Bleach while watching paint dry."
C1: "Is that a no?"

C1: "What if there's a zombie apocalypse?!"
C2: "You'd be fine."
C1: "How do you know?!?!"
C2: "They're zombies, they eat brains."
C1: "Oh, good. I thought I'd die there for a second."

Like theese taking them to see if my character wants them. and maybe the coffee one, too. I'll ask her.

C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?"
C2: "Black."
C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?"
C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it."

THIS!!!!!

Adopting. Thanks!

C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?"
C2: "Black."
C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?"
C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it."

C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

Mine. Thanks!

Leaving:
C1: I drive woman to insanity with my incredible hotness
C2: I drive everyone to insanity with my incredible bondness.
C3: JAMES BOND!

writingismydrug wrote:
C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?"
C2: "Black."
C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?"
C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it."

C1: "Well, once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up."
C2: "There's always the lower pits of Hell."
C1: "Let me guess, you're a pessimist."
C2: "Of course not! That would never work..."

Definitely taking these. I'll be back to leave some once I stop being brain dead.

C1: "You'll never guess what just happened!"
C2: "You got into Stanford? 'Cause that's something nobody would guess.
C1: "Number one, that hurt. Number two, I JUST FOUND 3 DOLLARS IN QUARTERS!"
C2: "...And?"
C1: "I'm now 3 dollars closer to being a millionaire?"

stealing, love it.

C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.

C1: "How are you?
C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?"
C1: "No."
C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having."

C1: "Wanna go out to lunch?"
C2: "I'd rather eat gravel and wash it down with Bleach while watching paint dry."
C1: "Is that a no?"

C1: "What if there's a zombie apocalypse?!"
C2: "You'd be fine."
C1: "How do you know?!?!"
C2: "They're zombies, they eat brains."
C1: "Oh, good. I thought I'd die there for a second."

OMG These are TOO FUNNY!!! *dies laughing*

Appropriating "That's the kind of day I'm having." Thanks muchly.

Love it. Will use it... somewhere. Will find a spot <3