Adopt a Dialogue

brionyjae — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:08:15 -0700

Collected these over the years, they're not all mine... ;) C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical! C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical. C1: Be that as it may... C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: We had sex! C2: What?! C1: Good, now that I have your attention... C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother! C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too. C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too. C1: I thought it was cyanide? C2: No, I switched to arsenic because it causes a slower and more painful death. C1: I don't think they are carnivorous. C2: Well, you'll forgive me if I don't find that comforting! C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. [and a classic!] C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. ...have fun with them, Wrimos! :D

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hippy_vampire — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:55:01 -0700

(this is from one time in the Character Coffeehouse) C1: I'm (name) and I'm gonna kick all your asses! C2: Modesty is not his/her strong suet. C3: And in reality, neither is kicking people's asses. C2: True.

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LeighAnn — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 05:09:39 -0700

Some of the best lines are those which aren't made up. Therefore these are from various conversations between me and some of my friends, so some may not make all that much sense. ^^ C1: Oh, I'm such a genius... -long pause- C2: Was that sarcasm? C1: I gotta go layer my cakes! C2: That is the gayest thing I've heard all day! C1: She looks like she's having a heartattack. She's not just to clarify C2: Ahh good! C1: I actually think she's doing yoga C2: Because that looks like a heart attack C1: Y'know - easy mistake to make C1: To the institute! C2: And beyond? C1: No C2, this isn't Toy Story C3: I swear it's in her head... C1: It's weird having a serial killer inside your head (Just to clarify... this was an accidentally spoken thought :P) I'll drop off some more later :)

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eva.blockstein — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:01:24 -0700

Adopting "C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds" --Thanks!

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Silhouette. — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:47:34 -0700

Here's one I literally overheard on a bus and scrambled to write down so I wouldn't forget: C1: I have a bad habit of finding girls in lesbian bars C2: Hey, that's actually not so bad. No competition Please note, both speakers were utterly serious and male.

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guardian-hope — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:27:56 -0700

I'm adopting all of these, although I think I posted the brother one to the forums before the wipe... C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother! C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too. C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too.

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hippy_vampire — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:54:08 -0700

Here's another one from the coffeehouse that I can't use in a story but it's too funny not too share :) C1:Can you like not be a dick for two secants? C2: I've tried. It's not worth it.

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vampyre_smiles — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:31:41 -0700

Taking all of these. Unfortunately for what will probably end up a pre-Nano short story, but still, these fit for the one character I've worked out: C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh goo- C2: They hunt in packs. C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

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emmanatrix — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:59:21 -0700

C1: What are you doing? C2: Br....eaking into this house. C1: What? C2: I tried to change it at the last second and just couldn't.

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JagdStorm — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:20:43 -0700

Adopting C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. Leaving C1: Do you think I made the right decision? C2: Of course, you made the right decision. C1: Good C2: No. That's what you'd want me to say.

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IsBreaLiomCaife — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:00:59 -0700

C1: They're a landlocked country. We're on a man-o-war. Why are we even fighting them? C2: They offended king and country, sir!* C1: I don't mean us as a country. I mean those of us on this ship. C2: Orders are orders, sir. They don't really have to make sense. We just have to follow them. C1: But we're a Navy engaged in fighting a land war with a landlocked nation. Rather useless isn't it? We're not serving any purpose. Can we just go home now? *Feel free to change this line if you're writing about a country without a king, of course.

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Miss Katelynne — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 23:35:12 -0700

I may have to use that one. Leaving: C1: You hate me! C2: I don't hate you, you just disgust me!

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featurepresentation — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:27:00 -0700

Adopting: C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical! C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical. C1: Be that as it may... And (I know someone already grabbed this but I'm taking it too): C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? Thank you!

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ramblingbard — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:58:18 -0700

Leaving a few that I either took part in or over heard at a LARP I play in: C1: Oh god, [character], You're going to kill us all. C2: (extremely up beat) Twice! C1: Gods, I hate you all. C2: How can you hate people so much...don't you heal people? C1: Yes, and I like to insult the corpses before I bring them back from the dead. 'Cause I'm a people person. C3: If you're a people person, then I'm the best fighter here. C2: We're all doomed...*facepalm*

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pastmeetspresent — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:22:26 -0700

C1: Don't touch that! C2: *jerks hand back* why? C1: *grabs object* 'Cause it's mine. C1: You got a problem, bro? c1: Probably, but that's beside the point. C1: You killed my friends. C2: Yep. C1: You killed my family. C2: Yep. C1: Now I'm going to kill you. C2: I don't see why not, it's only fair.

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St.Germain — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:49:29 -0700

I'm totally stealing your first one there. Let's see, what do I have to leave.... Oh! These were all random things that I thought whilst sleep-deprived. Have at it. Male: Man, you should’ve asked for a woman! Female: What would I do with a woman? Male: That’s not the point! C1: So now you’re hogging all the glory? C2: This isn’t about glory! This is about truth! C1: Oh, so you’re hogging all the truth. C1: Yeah, sure I got a Ph.D.… in kicking your ass!! C1: This wasn’t pretty last time, what makes you think now will be any different?

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sweet_disposition — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:09:19 -0700

Adopting: C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' Thank you! :D

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Garneth_Riparian — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:17:40 -0700

A few that are (sadly, in some cases) from real life: C1: Does SHE know it's a date? C2: (really excited) Yeah, that's the best part! C1: Is it due tomorrow? C2: Yes. C1: FML. C2: I know, right? C1: Zombies make everything better. Every one else: staaaaare. C1: Oh. Ah. Chocolate. Did I say zombies? I meant chocolate. CHOCOLATE makes everything better. C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl? C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism. C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now. C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet. C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though. C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted. C1: What's a zygote? C2: A zygote - C3: COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL!!! (optional: insert a jokey conversation about artificial impregnation here.) C1: So where's your mom been? C2: She's visiting her dad in Phoenix. He has... has, uh... he's been diagnosed with... um, what's that disease where you can't remember anything? (Yes... C2 was me) -silence- C1: And he smells like one too~ -more silence- C2: ...That was random. (talking about knocking noises, as in a seance) C1: One for yes... two for no... C2: Three for maybe, and four for "We need to work out a better system!"

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Totally Bubbly — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:05:42 -0700

C1: I feel like I'm comforatable now. C2: If you feel like you're comfortable, then you are. C3: That's like the definition of the word. C1: You may have freedom of speech, but you can't just go into a crowded movie theatre and shout "fire." C2: If it makes you feel better, you can go into a crowded fire station and shout "theater!" C2: (Says something to set up a that's-what-she-said joke) C1: That's what she said. C2: She wasn't talking to you. C1: Remember when you had amnesia? C2: What? C1: Nevermind.

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Ciera_Linnert — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 02:52:13 -0700

Adopting: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C1: We had sex! C2: What?! C1: Good, now that I have your attention... And a couple more... Leaving: C1: And we have a test tomorrow C2: Really? What about? C1: Math C3: Nudity is liberating C1 and C2: What? C4: I know right? Yeah, that one really happened. C1: And I will just shove the Earth under my armpit. Ciera Linnert

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hippy_vampire — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 05:51:59 -0700

"C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl? C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism. C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now. C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet. C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though. C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted." TOTALLY taking that!!

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littlemissbugsyred — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:04:34 -0700

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ARealHope — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:32:40 -0700

Taking: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

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makaelabaker — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 10:14:19 -0700

C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl? C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism. C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now. C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet. C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though. C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted. i'm adopting this

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writingismydrug — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:00:25 -0700

Thought I'd put down some real life experiences...Some I'm not too proud of C1: "Well, you know what they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." C2: "Except STDs, drug/alcohol/gambling addictions, children, and of course a love of Phantom of the Opera." C1: "What?" C2: "If you've ever seen it at the Venetian, you'd love it too." C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?" C1: "You'll never guess what just happened!" C2: "You got into Stanford? 'Cause that's something nobody would guess. C1: "Number one, that hurt. Number two, I JUST FOUND 3 DOLLARS IN QUARTERS!" C2: "...And?" C1: "I'm now 3 dollars closer to being a millionaire?" (C1 was me by the way...) C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." C1: "Wanna go out to lunch?" C2: "I'd rather eat gravel and wash it down with Bleach while watching paint dry." C1: "Is that a no?" C1: "What if there's a zombie apocalypse?!" C2: "You'd be fine." C1: "How do you know?!?!" C2: "They're zombies, they eat brains." C1: "Oh, good. I thought I'd die there for a second." C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?" C2: "Black." C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?" C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it." C1: "Well, once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up." C2: "There's always the lower pits of Hell." C1: "Let me guess, you're a pessimist." C2: "Of course not! That would never work..." I might post some more later, but now I must return to my outline...it's currently mocking me and my characters and yelling at each other...

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Serena Darrin — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:36:03 -0700

From various stories and such. C1: “I want to talk to you, not the top of your head.” C2:. “If I say the ground’s more interesting. . . . ?” C1: *laughs* C2: “Were you there all night? What were you thinking!” C1: “I -- I needed some time to think.” C2: “Oh, you were ‘thinking’ with [him] weren’t you.” *chuckle* “It’s alright, I think he’s quite handsome.”

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Oracle Speaking — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 21:02:38 -0700

Adopting these: C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too. C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. And leaving this: C1: So you're saying he's dead? C2: Yes. C1: Really? C2: Uh-huh. C1: And you're totally sure he's absolutely dead? C2: I said he was dead, didn't I? C1: 'Cause it would suck if he were actually alive. Inheritance and all that. We need him to be dead. C2: Don't worry, he's dead. C1: You're certain about it? C2: Yes. C1: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? C2: *irritated* For the last time, he's dead! As a doornail! *pause* C1: You might want to check again, just to be safe. C2: *heavily sarcastic* ...Silly me. Turns out he's alive! Probably gonna live another hundred years, he's so healthy and...y'know, not-dead! Too bad for us! C1: WHAT?! But that's gonna ruin EVERYTHING! We really, REALLY need him to be dead so I can get the inheritance! C2: ...C1, he's DEAD. *pause* C1: But you just said he was - C2: *angry* It's called SARCASM!

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Haselnuth — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:59:59 -0700

Love it. Will use it... somewhere. Will find a spot <3

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Garneth_Riparian — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:28:40 -0700

C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." I must adopt this. It is hilarious.

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K. L. Stevens — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:27:02 -0700

I'm stealing: C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?" C2: "Black." C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?" C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it." It's pretty much perfect! Thank you!

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Joselyn — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:34:55 -0700

Adopting - C1: Oh, I'm such a genius... -long pause- C2: Was that sarcasm? C1: What are you doing? C2: Br....eaking into this house. C1: What? C2: I tried to change it at the last second and just couldn't. C1: Remember when you had amnesia? C2: What? C1: Nevermind.

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Joselyn — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:35:40 -0700

Taking your first one! Will work pretty much anywhere in my novel :)

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takagir111 — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:16:55 -0700

I think I could use this. Thanks :D

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takagir111 — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:18:39 -0700

Same!

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Xyanoid — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:22:30 -0700

Taking: C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother! C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too.

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Mystic Dodo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:57:06 -0700

I'll have to come back and adopt some later while I'm not in Uni but I'll leave one (this happened to my housemate): Policeman: What are you doing? C1: *taking a leak in public* I'm sorry officer, I don't mean to take the piss!

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Tsukasa — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:06:56 -0700

I've got just the one to leave (I'm using a variation of it myself, but hey, why not?) C1: So . . . it's some sort of weird werewolf thing? C2: No, it's not a weird werewolf thing, it's just- C3: (cutting C2 off) So it's some sort of weird PMS thing? C2: (testily) NO, it's not some sort of weird PMS thing! If you can work it so either it's NOT a fantasy story or C2 is NOT female, or both, you win all sorts of bonus points. And a cookie.

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BookAndWriterAddict — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 16:01:49 -0700

I've got 1! Male: O-oh my god! What is that on your shirt? I-is that blood! I knew it! You're evil! You've killed her! That's why I can't find her! Female:*looks down at her shirt, and sees the red blotch. She touches it with her finger and licks it* Chilax dude, it's ketchup. And I didn't kill her, she went to the store. I mean, why would I kill her when she went to the store? I'm broke, and I like me my Milk Duds.

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silentalltheseyears — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 19:50:22 -0700

Heehee, I love dialouge... C1: You have to purse your lips like this to say it... C2: So pretend you're making out with a pancake? C1: Only if the pancake is kissing back or your lips won't be right.

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AwayLaughing — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:00:47 -0700

Adopting -- C1: "Well, once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up." C2: "There's always the lower pits of Hell." C1: "Let me guess, you're a pessimist." C2: "Of course not! That would never work..." C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?" Leaving -- C1: Would you believe me I wasn't driving that car because of an undetectable medical issue? C2: No. C1: Shame. That really is the case. C1: Well, at least you asked before you broke into my rooms. Thank you. C2: You're most welcome. C1: What have you been doing?(!) C2: Being his body guard. As instructed. C1: You have not! He's dead! C2: Well no one ever said he had to still be alive while I was guarding his body.

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writingismydrug — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:05:24 -0700

C1: "What have you done today?" C2: "I’ll have you know my day has been exhaustingly hard and busy! All day I was converting oxygen to carbon dioxide and digesting food! Do you know how much work that takes! I can’t believe you tried to accuse me of being lazy!" C1: "Can I leave? It’s hot in here." C2: "No. It’s hot everywhere. It just means you’re getting closer to Hell. " C1: "How’s the pizza?" C2: "DELICIOUS!" C1: "It doesn’t look that good." C2: "IT’S DELICIOUS! LIKE THE BEST THING EVER!" C1: "It’s like eating cardboard isn’t it?" C2: "Maybe if I keep saying it’s delicious it will be…" C1: "One day the coroner will say that you died of starvation, even though the kitchen was filled with food and things, and no one will believe me when I say you were too lazy to get up and get food. I’ll bring peanut butter to your funeral." C2: "Good, because I was NOT about to come back to life and go get some myself." C1: "The rumba is the dance of love right?" C2: "Right." C1: "And is supposed to be the vertical expression of a horizantal desire?" C2: "Yeah." C1: "How come the only horizantal thing I desire after watching that is the desire for a nap?" These are Last Words I wish I could say or had a reason to put in my book. Maybe I'll find a reason, but I'll share them anyways. C1: "I’ll call an ambulance for you" *crying, freaking out, whatever* C2: "No, I’m beyond help now. I was born in a hospital; I don’t want to die in one." *calm* C1: *sob laughing thing* "I just realized something." C2: "What?" C1: "You can only die once. I hope I did okay." C1: *firing squad* "Anything you'd like to say?" C2: "A few steps closer would probably help." C1: *firing squad* "Any last requests?" C2: "I'm guessing a bulletproof vest is out of the question?" C1: "Any last words?" C2: "Last words are for those who didn't say what they shoul've when they could've." C1: "Why aren't you scared?! Why don't you cry of say something?!" *probably a freaking out loved one who's more torn up about it than the other character.* C2: "Does being scared save me?"

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:53:43 -0700

*Nodds* I agree. having a seriel killer in your head can be quite weird. Kathy: *proceeds to stalk C1 for no reason* Me: Kathy! No! Kathy: Screw you! *runs off after C1* Me: *Grumbles*

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:04:48 -0700

C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?" Perfect! Thx! Leaving: C1: 'Ask me why I’m here.' C2: 'You know, I ask myself that question every day.' C1: 'Then we can take over the world!' [Laughs evilly] C2: 'Not helpful.' C1: 'But evil!'

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:08:52 -0700

Taking: C1: "Can I leave? It’s hot in here." C2: "No. It’s hot everywhere. It just means you’re getting closer to Hell. " Interigation scene, here I come.

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codex213 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:11:45 -0700

Totally stealing "C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?""

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phlarson — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:21:01 -0700

Leaving this (yes I was thinking of the show 'Sherlock') C1:"What do you think?" C2: "What do I think? I think I've only known you for five minutes and already I'm bored. That speaks volumes about one of us." C1: "Indeed. It tells me you're a bit of an arrogant bastard, quiet honestly." C2: "Arrogant bastard. Genius. Take your pick." C1: "I'll pick arrogant bastard, thanks."

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guardian-hope — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:58:11 -0700

King: Look, everyone, I appreciate that you're looking out for my kingdom and the succession and everything. There's just one problem with trying to get me to marry one of these ladies. Advisor: What is that, my lord? King: I think my wife would object.

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Safriadragonfan — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:25:50 -0700

C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' SO stealing this, this is literally how one of my main couples meets. Not for Nano though, as I'm writing different characters but stealing it for script frenzy!

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Alais DuBois — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:24:37 -0700

/jaw drops off. That just fit perfectly. Adopting and tweaking!

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tsatske — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:03:44 -0700

C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." C1: "Wanna go out to lunch?" C2: "I'd rather eat gravel and wash it down with Bleach while watching paint dry." C1: "Is that a no?" C1: "What if there's a zombie apocalypse?!" C2: "You'd be fine." C1: "How do you know?!?!" C2: "They're zombies, they eat brains." C1: "Oh, good. I thought I'd die there for a second." Like theese taking them to see if my character wants them. and maybe the coffee one, too. I'll ask her.

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tsatske — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:10:58 -0700

C1: "The rumba is the dance of love right?" C2: "Right." C1: "And is supposed to be the vertical expression of a horizantal desire?" C2: "Yeah." C1: "How come the only horizantal thing I desire after watching that is the desire for a nap?" That would be kinda cool for a couple taking dance lessons. taking! Thanks!

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Shillowa — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:02:44 -0700

C1: Get me a drink. C2: What did your last slave die of? C1: Execution. For not getting me a drink.

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QuillMage — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:14:12 -0700

“I suppose watching your victim writhe on the floor in indescribable agony as you look on, relishing the sight, is more your cup of tea?” “The finest blend in existence, each sip is ecstasy for the senses.” “Was that the time your bed was on the roof of your house?” “Yeah.” “And then you told me it was because pixies transported it there after you’d set off for school?” “... yeah. I was embarrassed so I didn’t tell you the truth.” “Dude, I believed you! Do you know how dumb that made me look?” “Hey, I said I was sorry! Besides, which one would you have believed more? Pixies or my sister trying to disprove aspects of physics with our furniture?” “... you have a point.” “If you had to choose between your life and the lives of your men, what would you pick?” “My men, every time.” “Good. Guard, take this man back to his troop and kill them all in front of him.” C1- “I have to stay out here because I’m gender impaired.” C2- “So? Why should not being a girl stop you? C’mon, you know you want to.” C1-[*flatly*] “They said ‘The only people who exit this door are going to be female. Whether they entered the room that way or not.’” C2- [*flinches*] “Ah.” C1: “Do you hate me?” C2: “Yes.” C1: “Do you fear me?” C2: “More than anything.” C1: “Good, let us keep it that way.” “He’s a perfectly decent man.” “Except for the whole reveling in cold-blooded murder thing.” “Hmm, not the best I’ve seen, a little on the plain side. Tell me, are you worth the effort?” “Go back to the hellhole you came from, you filthy bastard, I won’t beg for my life!” [*foreboding smile slowly spreads across face*] “Yes, you’re perfect.” “No, just no...” “Would you just listen-” “No. Whatever you are planning to do with that Slinky I want *no* part in.” C1: “It seems to be so, but I really must know, oh do tell me how, what is it that you will do now? My dears.” C2: “Damn. We must be screwed, he just broke rhyme.” C1: “So it appears.” C3: “Or not.” “Just trust me.” “Why should I?” “Who else?” MC1: “I missed you, Sis.” FC1: “I was so scared. I thought I’d never see you again.” MC2: “She sure can be intimidating when she’s scared.” MC3: “I totally agree.” “Let me down.” “I don’t think that’s such a good idea…” “Please?” “Okay...” “Ah shi-Pick me back up! Pick me back up!”

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jemcat — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 05:07:30 -0700

Taking a few of these genius inventions, and leaving these: C1: "Thank you for dinner. Now if I ever say something tastes like evacuated bowels of a dung beetle, I'll have a point of reference." C2: *in quiet shock* C1: I'm on to you, you know. You pretend to be a shy, blustering fool around the *Leaders*, but you're not at all. You're up to something, I'm sure of it. C2: Given me a lot of thought, have you? C1: .... No! C1: I can look after myself, you know. It's a unique combination of my breeding, hard training and impressive raw talent that makes me so- C2: So utterly obnoxious, yes. C1: So, tell me about this girl you've been seenig. C2: Well... she's really smart. And funny, and nice. C1: Everything you're not. I see the appeal.

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Cam-eraObscura — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 06:15:36 -0700

The "you tried to kill my brother" and "they hunt in packs" ones are brilliant, but they don't apply to my story so I just wanted to compliment you on them. However, I will be using some variation of the "it's a long story"-"no we don't [have time]" dialogue. Thanks!

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Cam-eraObscura — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 06:19:21 -0700

Love it, that's very natural! I just poked in and saw that your story looks very interesting, too. With your plot and dialogue, I'm very intrigued and want to read it...so I hope you finish it this year!

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Cam-eraObscura — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 06:23:33 -0700

The knocking noises one suits my MC perfectly. Consider it adopted!

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superwhoshertrekkiknight — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 06:57:27 -0700

Adopting this! It's perfect for one of my characters :) Thank you!

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shelliesakai — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 09:13:24 -0700

OMG! The second one is perfect for my book! Thank you!

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QuillMage — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:10:06 -0700

“You brought a thief with you?” “If my conclusions are correct, so did you.” “That is a completely different situation.” “Not really.” “At first, when I looked out across that white blanketed landscape, I thought it was snowing.” “But it’s not near cold enough for that.” “I know, it wasn’t snow. It was ash.” “Are you wearing pants?” “No...” “That’s cool too.” “Countless of lives will be lost!” “As long as you’re safe, nothing else matters.” “But my friends...” “Can rot in hell for all I care.” “There are fates worse than death. But I shall spare you them.” “Damn. That means you’re going to kill me, doesn’t?” “Crap-cicles!” “‘Crap-cicles’?” “It was either that or ‘Jesus in a tutu’.” [^Actual exchange between me and my sister] “Why do you keep insisting I love him?” “Why do you keep insisting you are unable?” “Give me a reason.” “To believe my words truth or to kill me?” “Either, and in all honesty, preferably the latter.” “P-Please don’t hurt them.” “And?” “A-And hurt me instead, k-kill me instead.” “I could do this with one hand tied behind my back!” “Fifty percent output should suffice.” “Err, I third that!”

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MusicalRaven — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:40:57 -0700

“He’s a perfectly decent man.” “Except for the whole reveling in cold-blooded murder thing.” Taking and tweaking a bit.

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Danielle Abigail Maxwell — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:31:17 -0700

Adopting too many to actually put down. But they will be used well. :D Leaving these: C1: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! C2: I don't, it was just a rumor C1: Stop peeing on my sidewalks!! C1: She's short, she can do it. *I said all of these... my uncle responded to the "why do you hate me?" when I was screaming at my sister's iPod. lol.*

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MusicalRaven — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:00:13 -0700

I love this thread! Leaving (All from TV shows): C1: 'Can I ask you a question?' C2: 'Sure.' *Takes a swig of drink* C1:'Is C3 Gay?' C2: *spits out drink* 'I'm sorry, what? No. No.' C1: 'Hey. Where's C3?' C2: 'C3 ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him/her. Do you think that was wrong?' C1: 'C2, are you hiding in that closet?' C2: '...No, no I'm not, that's a negative. ...How have you been?' C1:'"Signed, C2." You misspelled your name.' C2:'I did that on purpose.' C1:'No you didn't.' C2:'You're right. I was in a hurry and I didn't have spell check.' C1:'You need spellcheck for your own name?' C2:'...' C1: 'I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.' C2: 'I will politly decline.' C1: 'You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?' C2: 'No.' C1: 'Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.' (phone conversation) C1: 'I figured maybe that would get rid of it.' C2: 'Maybe?! Maybe?!? What if you were wrong?' C1: 'Huh. Honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me.' *hangs up* C2: [mimicking C1] '"Well that honestly didn't occur to me." I'm gonna kill him' C1: I thought I told you no. C2: But your eyes said yes. Male1: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday? Male2: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class? C1: Now everybody on my mom's side of the family thinks that I'm a psychic detective, and they think you're... C2: Gay? C1: No. C2: German? C1: No. C2: Invisible? C1: My assistant. C2: Wow.

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Eyes of Fire — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:10:07 -0700

I'm taking this! :) C1: So you're saying he's dead? C2: Yes. C1: Really? C2: Uh-huh. C1: And you're totally sure he's absolutely dead? C2: I said he was dead, didn't I? C1: 'Cause it would suck if he were actually alive. Inheritance and all that. We need him to be dead. C2: Don't worry, he's dead. C1: You're certain about it? C2: Yes. C1: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? C2: *irritated* For the last time, he's dead! As a doornail! *pause* C1: You might want to check again, just to be safe. C2: *heavily sarcastic* ...Silly me. Turns out he's alive! Probably gonna live another hundred years, he's so healthy and...y'know, not-dead! Too bad for us! C1: WHAT?! But that's gonna ruin EVERYTHING! We really, REALLY need him to be dead so I can get the inheritance! C2: ...C1, he's DEAD. *pause* C1: But you just said he was - C2: *angry* It's called SARCASM!

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apishcan23 — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:16:24 -0700

Spencer's greatest hits! Must add to collection. C1: Wait. Is he in the car with you? C2: No, I'm in the car behind him. That's why you can hear him talking. *I was riding in the car with our dad while talking to my sister, 20 minutes into the convo that's what she asked. Lol. I think I'm going to steal: C1: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! C2: I don't, it was just a rumor I can see two of my characters saying that.

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RainbowFishie — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:27:49 -0700

C1: Why are we here? C2: What do you mean? C1: Why are we here? Why do we fight to survive, when they lead such easy lives? Why do we struggle just to keep the right to breathe? What did we do to deserve any of this?

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Disillusioned — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:10:00 -0700

“I suppose watching your victim writhe on the floor in indescribable agony as you look on, relishing the sight, is more your cup of tea?” “The finest blend in existence, each sip is ecstasy for the senses.” and “He’s a perfectly decent man.” “Except for the whole reveling in cold-blooded murder thing.” I am SO taking these, they are perfect for a little project of mine! They're so hilariously cruel... “Hmm, not the best I’ve seen, a little on the plain side. Tell me, are you worth the effort?” “Go back to the hellhole you came from, you filthy bastard, I won’t beg for my life!” [*foreboding smile slowly spreads across face*] “Yes, you’re perfect.” I LOVE this, I know exactly where I can use this in a story of mine, it's just perfect. THANK YOU. I'll leave this here: "My favorite color is blue, if that's what you mean. But I pee yellow and bleed red."

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QuillMage — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:23:45 -0700

“We compile information and notes about each and every single one of our adversaries in order to calculate their strengths and weaknesses accordingly.” “That’s not unsettling at all. Yeesh, whaddyou guys do, watch us while we sleep?” “At times.” “Sir, permission to speak freely.” “Granted. Now what?” “What... what are you doing?” “Losing at Go Fish to a five year old, what does it look like I’m doing?” C1-[*deadpan*] “She must have thought you were all so adorable that she could just use you as teddy bears.” C2- “Wow, that was practically verbatim. How did you know that?” C1- “Experience.” “Tyrants fall without exception.” "Only in fairytales." “You’ve nothing to gain from my capture.” “Oh no, my dear, I have very much to gain. Very much indeed.” “This is the guy who mentally tortured me an-” “Honestly, I was merely bringing to light your past sins in a particularly painful manner.” “Hello my friend, how are you? That’s good, I’m doing okay myself. I guess I’ll be seein’ ya.” “But I didn’t say anything...” “Skinny dipping.” “Skinny *what*?” “Who are you?” “Whoever you wish me to be.” “Fell out of a tree.” “You’re right. No man or beast could best him, that leaves only plants.” “Do you know what my morality is?” “Hell no, I don’t know your morality. Can’t identify what I don’t have.” “Climb out from under your rock. No one is that ignorant.” “But my rock is pretty.” “We keep meeting up like this, it’s almost like it’s planned.” [*uneasy laugh*] “Yeah, almost...”

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DarkOwl — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:37:22 -0700

I had this great idea for a dialogue, but my novel isn't set in the US... enjoy. C1: We need to call the CDC! C2: What, so these foreign spies you've discovered have the plague? C1: No, of course not! But they're spies! C2: Ah, I think you've mistaken the CDC for the CIA. C1: Huh? C2: CDC: Center for Disease Control. CIA: Central Intelligence Agency. Which might continue on to... C1: So there's a place for all of the annoying smart people to join together? C2: It's called that because spies are 'foreign intelligence officers' C1: So not only do we have annoying smart people on government payroll, but we're also getting overrun by foreign smart people? This is so not fair! C2: You know what? Call the CDC. Let them sort out your problems. Which leads to a call to the CDC like this... C1: Hello, is this the CDC? C3: Yes it is. How can I help you? C1: I have some foreign spies locked up in my basement. My roommate told me that I should call the CIA, but I don't want to deal with smart people, so I called you instead. C3: [hangs up]

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Arrant-writer — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 05:12:16 -0700

C1 must you be so stupid all your life? C2 no just most of it

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QuillMage — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:21:55 -0700

“It’s the perfect symbol for our _team/army/company/product/etc._, what’s wrong with it?” “Turn it upside-down.” “Oh-Oh my...that’s, well, uh...” “So he’s my father.” “Yep, puts a whole new perspective on when you called him a motherfu-” “Shut up. Don’t remind me.” “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” “On someone like him.” “Angels do not cry. Angels do not feel. Angels do not hold a person close. Angels do not shed tears.” “Do you truly believe that?” “This is only rain on my face; amazing how that happens indoors sometimes.” “Missed me! Missed me!” “Don’t forget the next line!” “Maybe if you win!” “I’ll hold you to that!” “Suspicious circumstances, you say? What do you mean?” “That he didn’t so much kick the bucket as pretty-boy kicked him off a cliff. Metaphorically, of course.” “Those guys would probably pluck out my eyeballs.” “Actually, it’s cut out, and it’ll just be one of them—we’ll let you pick. That’s if you’re convicted of course.” “Of course...” “You’re single so you’re fair game.” “‘Game’? As in hunting?” “Exactly like that.” “I’d like permission to marry your son.” “Well, it is leap year...” “I’m not strong like you.” “No, you’re wrong. You’re stronger than I’ll ever be.” “He’s quite the haughty young man.” “Not anymore.” “He’s just a naïve, misguided kid.” “That’s actually an all-powerful demon lord as old as time itself.” “Can I have my clothes back?” “No.” “What do you mean ‘*no*’?!” “Hmph, I’ll have you know I’m as young as ever. Besides, women of *my* esteem age like a fine brandy.” “For you to look young, it would take a fine amount of brandy indeed.”

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40milliondaggers — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:52:58 -0700

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Oracle Speaking — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 15:21:33 -0700

Gonna be adopting this: C1: I can look after myself, you know. It's a unique combination of my breeding, hard training and impressive raw talent that makes me so- C2: So utterly obnoxious, yes.

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mandiiminx — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 22:25:32 -0700

I posted this somewhere else, but someone suggested I post this to Adoptable so here it is. It was actually a real convo between me and my Grandmother lol C1: Well, it's about an immortal man -' C2: Like a vampire?! C1: No!! He's immortal. C2: Like that ... what's it called? C1: No. Don't say it. C2: Like that 'Twilight' C1: No it is NOT like effing Twilight. C2: You should watch 'True Blood' it's really good. C1: No, I don't like the whole vampire craze. C2: You should write a book about vampires. C1: No, I don't like them! C2: But it's the same as what you're doing now. I'm C1 lol. The conversation started she asked me what my Nano novel is about xD

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lifelessmind — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 22:45:46 -0700

[quote=brionyjae] C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' [/quote] Yoink :)

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tyburn_cross — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:56:40 -0700

For a scene where a government official is interviewing someone about the 'strange occurrence' they've just seen. C-1 is the government official, C-2 the interviewee. C-1: ...and you're sure you have no family history of schizophrenia or any other related serious mental illnesses? C-2: Positive. C-1: ...are you on any medications? C-2: ...well... C-1: (sheepishly) ...can I have some?

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designer45 — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:34:35 -0700

Adopting: C1: We had sex! C2: What?! C1: Good, now that I have your attention...

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MeganTheNerd — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:41:09 -0700

These are all fantastic but I'll only be taking the police one for right now.

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MeganTheNerd — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:16:24 -0700

Stealing: "He's my father.", "I'm not strong like you.", and "He's just a naïve, misguided kid." Leaving: C1: "Still not as creepy as The Great Wall. Did you know that if someone died during construction, they would just build over them? That's messed up." C2: "Why? It's cheeper than bricks and it's not like they're running out of people." C1: *struggling to adjust dinosaur mask on face* C2: Do you need help, Retardosaurus? C1: *glare* Fuck you. I'm a T-Rex! C1: "Is that a potato?" C2: "No. It's a tomato." C1: *points out a doorway* GTFO my castle! C2: *sulks out* FML. C1: "What do you mean you're going to blow up the school?" C2: "Exacly what it sounds like." (All of the above are real dialogues between my friends and I... Sadly enough.)

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QuillMage — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:44:52 -0700

“Hey, why were all those ladies circling you like a bunch of vultures? And what does ‘propositioning’ mean?” He was silent, his face impossible to read. “... I do not wish to talk about it.” “Where are you?” “I’m behind the paperwork.” “So you’re saying I should just leave them there to rot?” “Not so directly, but I suppose you could say that essentially, yes.” “Your bitterness is justified; your criticism is not within your right. You have never loved and lost.” “You do not know love.” he stated with quiet venom, “It is you who has no right.”

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sandyg02 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:51:38 -0700

am definitely adopting a few of those...I know i can use them for something!!

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JaimyHawethorn — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:53:14 -0700

“Give me a reason.” “To believe my words truth or to kill me?” “Either, and in all honesty, preferably the latter.” The most perfect dialouge for my story ever. Adopting, taking home, and loving forever.

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:46:21 -0700

Adopting: “Where are you?” “I’m behind the paperwork.” Leaving: F: 'Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.' M: 'I didn't do anything.' F: 'You were thinking about it.' C1: 'Just try to relax.' C2: 'Just try to shut up!'

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Mols.Dee — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:15:10 -0700

I've taken so many I don't even know where to begin. But I'll leave this one. C1: I'm confused C2: Good, that's my goal in life. Keeping you confused. C1: Shouldn't you set more difficult goals for yourself in life? C2: Yeah, but you need easier ones to keep yourself happy. If everything was hard and took forever to accomplish-life would get very frustrating. C1: *rolls eyes*

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fnickforever — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:25:35 -0700

Taking C1: 'Just try to relax.' C2: 'Just try to shut up!' Thanks!

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immortality1278 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:32:58 -0700

Taking: C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: I don't think they are carnivorous. C2: Well, you'll forgive me if I don't find that comforting! C1: Don't touch that! C2: *jerks hand back* why? C1: *grabs object* 'Cause it's mine. Leaving: Nothing at the moment. When I think of something worth leaving, I'll be back. Don't miss me too much!

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author.with.issues — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:50:03 -0700

(talking about knocking noises, as in a seance) C1: One for yes... two for no... C2: Three for maybe, and four for "We need to work out a better system!" I will be adopting that last one. Go seance!

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author.with.issues — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:53:15 -0700

(talking about knocking noises, as in a seance) C1: One for yes... two for no... C2: Three for maybe, and four for "We need to work out a better system!" I will be adopting that last one. Woohoo for the supernatural!

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author.with.issues — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:54:41 -0700

C2: (Says something to set up a that's-what-she-said joke) C1: That's what she said. C2: She wasn't talking to you. I'm adopting that one, too XD

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MegaPaopu — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:11:36 -0700

So I just saw this post on a funny site called notalwaysromantic.com. It made me laugh and I thought it might be a humorous snippet is a novel. Guy #1: “I signed up for taekwondo class.” Guy #2: “Really? That’s cool, man.” Guy #1: “Well, I like this chick and started hitting on her. But her very muscular boyfriend came and told me to beat him up first. He even cracked his knuckles at me.” Guy #2: “Dude! That’s not so cool now.” Guy #1: “No, really! He’s looking for a fight. I need to prove myself!”

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Seasick_Sailor — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:24:50 -0700

Adopting: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. This will definitely be useful as I introduce my main characters. Now, the only question is, which ones?

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teapotsx3 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:45:00 -0700

Adopting these :) C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical! C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical. C1: Be that as it may... C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. C1: So you're saying he's dead? C2: Yes. C1: Really? C2: Uh-huh. C1: And you're totally sure he's absolutely dead? C2: I said he was dead, didn't I? C1: 'Cause it would suck if he were actually alive. Inheritance and all that. We need him to be dead. C2: Don't worry, he's dead. C1: You're certain about it? C2: Yes. C1: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? C2: *irritated* For the last time, he's dead! As a doornail! *pause* C1: You might want to check again, just to be safe. C2: *heavily sarcastic* ...Silly me. Turns out he's alive! Probably gonna live another hundred years, he's so healthy and...y'know, not-dead! Too bad for us! C1: WHAT?! But that's gonna ruin EVERYTHING! We really, REALLY need him to be dead so I can get the inheritance! C2: ...C1, he's DEAD. *pause* C1: But you just said he was - C2: *angry* It's called SARCASM!

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doctorpeppor — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:35:04 -0700

C1 just enters. C1: Hey. C2: Shut up. C1: What? C2: I mean, hey. I meant to say hey, I just mispronounced it.

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Sugar And Ice Queen — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:31:26 -0700

I'm adopting these ones: C1: We had sex! C2: What?! C1: Good, now that I have your attention... C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. Thanks!

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Sugar And Ice Queen — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:17:01 -0700

“I could do this with one hand tied behind my back!” “Fifty percent output should suffice.” “Err, I third that!” Oh my goodness, this is perfect! Adopting, thank you :)

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QuillMage — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:14:59 -0700

“I did it.” “You sound like you just carried out a hit.” “Oh, that too.” “Are you ready to go?” “Ever since I got here.” C1- “I was temporarily deterred by several platoons of enemy soldiers. I dealt with them accordingly, which resulted in a less than timely return.” C2- “And by ‘dealt with them accordingly’, you mean sliced and diced them like little bits of garlic, right?” C1- [*franticly*] “I mean, surely there are other ways to-” C2- “You’re right; I could make you a eunuch.”

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AyaChan89 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:52:53 -0700

I'm adopting this one: C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. I came up with all kinds of ideas from this dialogue! Leaving (not mine): C1: I need coffee to live. C2: I need sex to live! C1: You need to shut up to live!

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ClassicMoon — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:11:42 -0700

Adopting: “Angels do not cry. Angels do not feel. Angels do not hold a person close. Angels do not shed tears.” “Do you truly believe that?” “This is only rain on my face; amazing how that happens indoors sometimes.”

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lobotronic — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:21:04 -0700

Hilarious! I might take it and tweak it a bit.

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ElizabethCostello — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:59:05 -0700

[quote=brionyjae] Collected these over the years, they're not all mine... ;) C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical! C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical. C1: Be that as it may... C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: We had sex! C2: What?! C1: Good, now that I have your attention... C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother! C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too. C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too. C1: I thought it was cyanide? C2: No, I switched to arsenic because it causes a slower and more painful death. C1: I don't think they are carnivorous. C2: Well, you'll forgive me if I don't find that comforting! C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. [and a classic!] C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. ...have fun with them, Wrimos! :D [/quote] Holy crap these are ALL just one of my characters, a swaggery sarcastic spit-in-the-face-of-the-law space stuntbiker.

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sal410cat — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:22:37 -0700

Adopting a few of these! Thank you!

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Julia VV — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:48:54 -0700

Legit conversation between me and a friend yesterday: C1: it's November? C2: Yeah. C1: Already? C2: Yeah. C1: You sure? C2: YES! Why? C1: Well just yesterday it was October! Yes....I was C1.

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Life As We Know It — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:50:05 -0700

Adopting: “Missed me! Missed me!” “Don’t forget the next line!” “Maybe if you win!” “I’ll hold you to that!”

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emerald_dawn — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:33:24 -0700

C1: “Insanity seems to be catching today. They should make a shot for that.” C2: “If I caught it, it was from you.” C1: “That’s the nicest thing anybody’s said to me all day.” C1: “You’re impossible.” C2: “I prefer irrepressible.” C1: “You would, you psycho.” C2: “Aw, you’re too sweet.” C1: “I hate you.” C2: “Love you too, darling.”

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ochalatta — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:45:34 -0700

I think I might be able to use this. :D Thanks!

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Cakelin Sharks — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:10:31 -0700

If ya don't mind I'll be taking C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: YOU! You tried to kill my brother! C2: Yeah, well, I tried to kill mine too.

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Poshoeda — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:51:40 -0700

This is an actual conversation had between me and my brother's girlfriend whom I love dearly. We tease each other back and forth. Her: I fell asleep on the car ride here. Do I have a seat belt line across my face? Me: Yes, it's big and ugly. Oh wait, that's just your face. Her: ... Taking: C1: You got a name? C2: I've got hundreds. It fits perfectly into my story :D

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Julia VV — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:14:43 -0700

Leaving: C1: How'd you get such a good grade on that test? C2: I dunno. C1: Cheater! C2: How could I have cheated if I got a good grade and I was sitting next to YOU!?! C1: wait....huh?

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ImaginarySkittle — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:10:29 -0700

Oh my super turtle pen eater!!! I love your profile pic. Favorite movie ever! Made me squeal with delight! *High-five*

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ImaginarySkittle — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:58:55 -0700

I love that one- wish i could use it so much.... maybe I will add it in to a dream or something..... *thinks of ways to add in to her own story*

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TrinSampson — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 17:40:42 -0700

Leaving: C1: Don't you remember me? We went through most of school together. C2: Um... C1: When we were ten, you said you didn't have anything to write with. I gave you a pencil and told you to keep it. C2: Oh. Well... thanks. C1: You proceeded to tell me to die.

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Kitoari — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:51:07 -0700

C1: Regardless, I feel that this is certainly relevant for our times: The lily is like all things in this world. It grows. It thrives. It dies. But I think a lily is certainly much more flamboyant in its thriving than us. It is unafraid of its beauty. It does not sulk in the darkness nor grab others like the Narcissus would - it is there, and it is beautiful, and whomever takes its beauty is the winner of it. C2: But is it not wasting away in its own manner? It does not truly excel. It does the same as many humans do. It is average - it does not pursue the high places. What the lily does is what all lilies do. C1: If the lily is more majestic in its mediocrity, it is not an insult to the lily. It is an insult to us.

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anisky — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:15:43 -0700

C1: Guys? I could kind of use your help—there’s a unicorn in my living room. C2: Can I have some? C1: *confused* Of the unicorn? C2: Of the drugs. And, continuing from there: C2: That… was a unicorn. C1: Yep. C2: But—unicorns aren’t real! C1: Oh, good. Then there’s no problem. C1: Come on. Your life would be so boring without me; admit it. C2: Of course I admit it. Gladly. Sometimes I imagine that life, when I’m in bed and need something warm and fuzzy to think about to put a smile on my face. There’s a reason ‘may you lead an interesting life’ is a curse. C1: I think it’s ‘may you live in interesting times,’ actually. And I'm pretty sure it's not actually a Chinese proverb at all, much less a curse. You should be a dominatrix at the party. C2: Over my dead body. C1: *innocently* So a vampire dominatrix, then? C1: What's going on? C2: *angry* C3 was trying to chop off your hair as you slept! C1: Oh. *feels the back of her head* It's in a French braid. She could only have gotten the ends anyway. It probably would have looked kinda good, in an edgy way. Sort of choppy, long in the front, short in the back. C1: Your faith in me is astounding. C2: Well, the zero *is* a pretty astounding creation. C1: And he couldn’t have bestowed it upon a more worthy candidate. C2: Okay, *nobody* talks like that. C1: My existence, it seems, is quite contradictory then. C1: We only have white wine glasses, and it’s ridiculous that I worry about that because only snobs like me know the difference anyway and nobody expects a college student to have the right type of wine glass. But hey, we all need a hobby. C2: So yours is… wine, or worrying? MMC: Well, *that* took you a good long while. FMC: What, no 'Thanks for ditching your boyfriend on your anniversary for me?' Just a complaint that I took too long? MMC: I'm not accustomed to be kept waiting. FMC: I am, unfortunately, much too accustomed to being bossed around. The sad plight of the teenage mortal. MMC: Ah, good, we're in agreement then; I have more right to be annoyed at your tardiness than you have for my request.

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DarthJane — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:51:04 -0700

C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?" C2: "Black." C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?" C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it." C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." Mine. Thanks! Leaving: C1: I drive woman to insanity with my incredible hotness C2: I drive everyone to insanity with my incredible bondness. C3: JAMES BOND!

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agreysky — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 06:45:03 -0700

Hahaha, I might have to fit "C1: Be careful with that! It's a very toxic and corrosive chemical! C2: Your MOM is a very toxic and corrosive chemical. C1: Be that as it may..."" in somewhere.

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eternalcow — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 07:33:28 -0700

*** “He’s a perfectly decent man.” “Except for the whole reveling in cold-blooded murder thing.” *** Ha, that is so perfect for my story. Adopted with very minor tweaks. Thank you!

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awildthing_ — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:06:41 -0700

Adopting this gem: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't.

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RaVnR — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:55:35 -0700

"I can't, I'm on a diet." "You can't even have one slice of pizza?" "Not unless it's fat-free pizza." "What's the point of guilt-free pizza? Pizza is supposed to be guilty. Like bacon."

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RaVnR — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:05:04 -0700

C1: "Because I have a gun" *points the gun at C2* C2: *points it away* "Safety's on."

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kurainokoori — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:38:47 -0700

Taking this one! It's perfect for my story.

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kurainokoori — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:42:07 -0700

Leaving: C1: "Well, we're going to-" C2: "FLY!" C1: "-go now. Where did that come from?!"

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Sugar And Ice Queen — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:44:02 -0700

Leaving: C1: "You know what's sad?" C2: "Dead puppies?" C1: "What? I mean, yes, but that's not what I was talking about." C3: "C2!" C2: "What? It's sad!" This actually happened IRL xD

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Cam Campbell — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:31:46 -0700

taking: C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?" instead of it saying "Don't die," I'll have it say "Do not hurt yourself." “I’m not strong like you.” “No, you’re wrong. You’re stronger than I’ll ever be.” just going to seperate the words like "I'm" to I am. Leaving: Guy: We will now announce the winner of the scarriest costume! [his face painted like a messed up clown.] Older girl: You without your mask on? [she has no mask on] Guy: [older girl's name] Why don't you take your mask off? this acturally happened to me!!!

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Cam Campbell — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:33:11 -0700

costume "contest" sorry about that

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MrHelloaphant — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:52:42 -0700

I will certainly work on altering some of these for my characters. Thank you! Although... Do I detect a bit of Buffy in this post? Yes I believe I do. Excellent choices.

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aprilfrazier — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:27:21 -0700

[quote=writingismydrug] C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." C1: "I'm getting coffee, how do you like yours?" C2: "Black." C1: *laughs a little* "Black like your soul?" C2: *comepletely serious and glares a little.* "No. Black like my coffee. Now go get it." C1: "Well, once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up." C2: "There's always the lower pits of Hell." C1: "Let me guess, you're a pessimist." C2: "Of course not! That would never work..." [/quote] Definitely taking these. I'll be back to leave some once I stop being brain dead.

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aprilfrazier — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:35:20 -0700

C1:"What do you think?" C2: "What do I think? I think I've only known you for five minutes and already I'm bored. That speaks volumes about one of us." C1: "Indeed. It tells me you're a bit of an arrogant bastard, quiet honestly." C2: "Arrogant bastard. Genius. Take your pick." C1: "I'll pick arrogant bastard, thanks." Adopting this!

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ELOAgent — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:48:06 -0700

Perfect for my MC and her love interest. Adopting: C1: “You’re impossible.” C2: “I prefer irrepressible.” C1: “You would, you psycho.” C2: “Aw, you’re too sweet.” C1: “I hate you.” C2: “Love you too, darling.” Leaving: "How'd you two meet again?" "I believe it started out with, 'You're under arrest for treason.' "Aw, you really did miss me." "Shut up and eat your breakfast, before I wipe that stupid grin off your face." "You know you love me." "You wish." "We'll see about that, Miss--whoever the name is."

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zcall13 — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:09:30 -0700

These are fantastic. I might have to adopt modified versions of some of these at some point. Anyway, leaving these... C1: My head hurts. I need drugs. C2: ... C1: Bring your chair over here. C2: It doesn't fit. C1: You don't fit. C2: That's what she said. C1: Now - just don't forget that. C2: I already did. C1: OH! I just thought of something amazing. Why are rules made? C2: Why? C1: So [C3] can break them. C1: What does a cow drink? C2: Milk. C3: Water. C4: ...Chocolate. C1: These insults aren't very nice. C2: Well, insults usually aren't... C1: What is amiss? C2: The opposite of a mister. These are all based on real life experiences. Some are word for word :P

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missquela — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:46:59 -0700

C1: "You'll never guess what just happened!" C2: "You got into Stanford? 'Cause that's something nobody would guess. C1: "Number one, that hurt. Number two, I JUST FOUND 3 DOLLARS IN QUARTERS!" C2: "...And?" C1: "I'm now 3 dollars closer to being a millionaire?" stealing, love it.

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TwilightSparkle — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:16:37 -0700

Castle quotes!!!! :D

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Haili73 — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 10:45:05 -0700

C1: If you die on me I'm so totally going to kill you! Dying was not on the agenda! C1: You brainwashed me! C2: What? No! C1: Hypnosis then? C2: What? Are you trying to tell me you're tired?

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Team Ronnie — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:27:37 -0700

Leaving : C1: It should take place in the middle of November sometime. That way families have time to rebound and save more money for Christmas. C2: You're seriously planning this whole thing around when Christmas falls? C1: ... so?

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TwilightSparkle — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 16:10:48 -0700

C1: C2, can I ask you a question? C2: Sure. C1: How high are you right now? C2: (giggly) As a kite... C1: So, I've been seeing this girl, and... C2: You try to kiss her best friend, too, or was I a special case? C1: Can we meet somewhere? C2: Where? Dante's seventh layer of Hell? Because that's the only place I can think of where I'd find you. C1: (unamused) Cute. C2: Don't I know it? C1: Sounds like fun. C2: Yeah, no. You ever get a stiletto to the face? C1: Once, yes, at this crazy bachelorette party. C1: Are you partially insane? C2: Dunno, but I'll keep you posted. C1: Now, C2, would you like to explain what happened? C2: No, ma'am. I'd rather C3 handle that question. C1 yanks C2 and C3 into a room. C2: Did you WANT something? C1: Yeah. Your attention. C3: And saying 'C2! C3! Turn your heads this way!' wouldn't have sufficed? C1: Didn't have the same allure. C1: Hey, Regis and Kelly, can we get back to reality. C2: Fine, but only if I get to be Kelly. I just can't handle being Regis. C1: So what are you gonna do? C2: Go back to {home town} and be killed for breaking out like this. Or run away to Antarctica. Still trying to decide. C1: Hmm... If I were you, I'd be all over the idea of Antarctica. Cute and cuddly penguins, adorable polar bears, and the chance to break out your new 'totes adorable' parka! C2: One, penguins are annoying. Two, polar bears are the north pole, not the south. Three, nobody says 'totes adorable.' Four, I live in rural Kansas. Do you really think I own a parka? C1: You need a super suit, a name, and a way to protect your identity. C2: I vote robot suit, face paint, and the name Steel Flex Mc Awesome. C3: I like her ideas! C4: We are not painting my face, turning me into a robot, or calling me Steel Flex Mc Awesome! MMC: She looks like the cheerleaders you hang out with. It's not a good look on her. FMC: Gee, thanks. MMC: You know what I mean. You're like the brother I never had. FMC: Oh, yeah. Girls LOVE hearing that. MMC: I mean, you're one of the guys, FMC. You're not the... sexy type. FMC: Are you deliberately trying to be unhelpful? MMC: No! I mean, FMC, you're really pretty, but.... you know, you're not like FMC2. FMC2: MMC, shut up and get out. I banish you.

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TwilightSparkle — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 16:11:42 -0700

Loving the first one! Adopted!

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The Wanderer — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:05:33 -0700

I'm taking "Give me a reason." and "Why do you keep insisting I love him?" with a tweak of the "him" to "her". Thank you very much.

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WitchyRainGirl — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:14:30 -0700

Adopting the zygote one, though I'm altering it to this. C1: What's a zygote? C2: A zygote- C3: Comes in a little glass vial! C2: (serious; not seeing the joke) A little glass vial? C3: A little glass vial!

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brittybear109 — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:25:50 -0700

[quote=MusicalRaven] F: 'Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.' M: 'I didn't do anything.' F: 'You were thinking about it.' C1: 'Just try to relax.' C2: 'Just try to shut up!' [/quote] I love that these are from Supernatural hahaha xD I've been meaning to try and work some of these lovelies in ^_^

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Star-Gidget-chan — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:04:01 -0700

Adopting: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too. Thank you, I'll make good use of them.

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Star-Gidget-chan — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:07:37 -0700

Adopting it but modifying it XD

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trans.solem — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:29:56 -0700

Son: "How are you, Dad?" Dad: “Yeah, son, I’m great. And even better now that my dude’s here!” Son: “Uh, Dad. No one says ‘dude’. Not since Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip.” Dad: “Oh. Well, you’re my dawg, then.” Son: “Not since Hammer wore parachute pants, I’m afraid.” Dad: “Homie?” Son: “Not since Ike married Tina.” Dad: “Bro? Brother? Brethren?” Son: “Othello was smothering Desdemona when brethren was commonplace.” Dad: “Alright, then, Shakespeare. Brethren it is.”

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fortunamajorly — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:37:17 -0700

Leaving: (real-life conversation.) C1: Oh my god I hate you so much right now! C2: Wait, are you talking to me? C1: No, of course not. I'm talking to my cellphone.

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sandwhichx — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:30:33 -0800

C1: Don't eat the muffins [cookies, cupcakes, etc]. There's crack in the chocolate chips. C2: Too late. opens mouth to show chewed up muffin -later- C2: talking to a group of friends/acquaintances. Hey guys, there's crack in the muffins. It's in the chocolate chips. C1 told me. Yea. My dream last night involved me being locked up in juvie or something and there's was something going down with crack and this happened. I was C1 lol.

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sandwhichx — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:33:27 -0800

Oops. I was defintely C2 in that scenario in my dream haha

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Lady Jan — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:42:37 -0800

I'm taking: “Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. “I was rather eloquent, wasn't I?” And leaving: 1 ch: You [guys] looks like the little Dutch boy, with your blond hair and blue eyes. 2 ch. "Yeah, excerpt we don't have a finger in a dike." 3 ch: [Yells name of second character] 1 ch: Looks at both characters in bewilderment. "Did I miss something?" 3 ch: "No . . . that was just . . . wrong!"

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Aridawn — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:14:44 -0800

Can I friend you just based on these?! I kinda wish I wasn't writing a period romance...I would TOTALLY adopt!!

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Aridawn — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:28:38 -0800

It's official...I'm just going through these to find people I think are hilarious...

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hooperj1 — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:32:35 -0800

I'm leaving one based (surprisingly closely) on an actual conversation I overheard in a Subway restaurant. C1: I can't believe I ever broke up with him! C2: Well, you were going through a hard time. C1: (sighs) Yeah, I thought the CIA was after me.

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Verdigris — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:03:40 -0800

will take this thank you “Tyrants fall without exception.” "Only in fairytales."

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Verdigris — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:16:18 -0800

taken, many thanks

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QuillMage — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:11:23 -0800

C1:“Well?” C2:“Repulsive and brutish creatures like yourself and your soldiers deserve no respect. I shall not beg for my life.” C1:“And you?” C3:"Filthy sonvabitch, go die in a hole! I won't beg for my life!” C1:“I see. Surely you see reason.” C4:“We all do! You’re nothing but cowards without honor who attack a country that has shown no hostility to you! You sicken me, I will not beg for my life!” C1:"Very well, and lastly," C5:“I beg for the life of my country—the men, women, children, and all the innocent who naïvely, unknowingly, or otherwise incite the ire of your own nation. I humble myself before the enemy to whom I stand to lose the little I have left in hopes my people are spared from the fate that has befallen me.” C1:"Much better than I expected. So be it; in exchange your life, liberty, and property now belong to me, you are my slave, my pet if you’re good. You are not even the king; fair trade?” C5:"...yes...my lord."

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Saline — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:11:41 -0800

Don't have a story to use this in, at the moment. But just wanted to say, I love it. And am saving it for later. Thank you. :)

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Sickan — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:00:34 -0800

HEY! The first one you left is from Supernatural! :O F is Missouri and M is Dean!

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deadlyautumngirl — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:08:47 -0800

“Sir, permission to speak freely.” “Granted. Now what?” “What... what are you doing?” “Losing at Go Fish to a five year old, what does it look like I’m doing?” THANK YOU SO MUCH. This line is absolutely perfect for my story! The author is one of the characters and she happens to be an adorable five year old.

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Black Witch Demelzia — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:04:45 -0800

[quote=MusicalRaven] (phone conversation) C1: 'I figured maybe that would get rid of it.' C2: 'Maybe?! Maybe?!? What if you were wrong?' C1: 'Huh. Honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me.' *hangs up* C2: [mimicking C1] '"Well that honestly didn't occur to me." I'm gonna kill him' [/quote] Supernatural! One of my favorites!

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immortality1278 — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:13:35 -0800

I'm back, and I will be leaving: C1: Just do as you're told. Understood? C2: Crystal. XD It's not mine. I heard it on an episode of Psych.

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:04:19 -0800

*Hugs* Your awesome!

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QuillMage — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:10:17 -0800

“Well,” C1 said stretching, “there’s only one way to find out.” “I’m guessing that’s us just fighting our way through starting from the front door.” C2 said with an eyebrow raised. “Pretty much.” C3 grinned, “I like that plan.” “That’s because it’s simple enough for even you to understand.” “You completely *shredded* both of you right tires bumping into a sewage drain when you popped the curb at *ten miles per hour*?!” “Actually it was eight point two, but yeah.” [I wish I could tell you that this wasn’t based on recent events but that would be lying] “Who are you?” “I’m your rescuer, _C1_. Though most know me as Death.” C1- “I believe you owe me something.” C2- “Impossible! How could you have predicted exactly what they’d do and say?! There’s just no possible way!” C1- “Do you mean there’s no way I could have bet against you and win; or there’s no way I could have been smart enough to figure that all out? Because if you mean the second one, you’re totally right; I bribed C3 to screw with their heads.” C2- “Why you- that was a fixed bet! I owe you nothing! And how in the world did you manage to bribe *him*?!” “A girl kicking major ass is indeed an awe-inspiring sight.” “Even if it’s your own?” “Especially if it’s my own, front row seats to the show.” “Ah, so *that’s* why you are always sent out to test the ability of the female rebel hero of the week. I was beginning to wonder what our commander had against you.”

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rainstorm. — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:48:18 -0800

C1: *smugly* Yeah, I get the high score in everything. C2: Even golf? C1: ....especially golf. I was going to use this, but it looks like I might not be able to now. :P

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melwrites312 — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:59:53 -0800

[quote=trans.solem] Son: "How are you, Dad?" Dad: “Yeah, son, I’m great. And even better now that my dude’s here!” Son: “Uh, Dad. No one says ‘dude’. Not since Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip.” Dad: “Oh. Well, you’re my dawg, then.” Son: “Not since Hammer wore parachute pants, I’m afraid.” Dad: “Homie?” Son: “Not since Ike married Tina.” Dad: “Bro? Brother? Brethren?” Son: “Othello was smothering Desdemona when brethren was commonplace.” Dad: “Alright, then, Shakespeare. Brethren it is.” [/quote] I think I'm going to adopt this one, I can tweak it and make it work for mine! Thanks

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QuillMage — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 14:09:05 -0800

“By the way, shouldn’t we be like attacking them right now?” “Ah yes, completely slipped my mind.” “Pardon?” “Say what?” “Heheh, clever.” “Wouldn’t it be easier to just off us instead of threatening them so I won’t fight?” “The thing is, deary, that we rather not have you all dead.” “Who *are* you?” “My apologies, my name is _C1_. Though I assume your question was either rhetorical or not referring to what I am known as.” “Both.”

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JetsGirlXx18xX — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:14:12 -0800

taking these for now . may be back ♥ C1: "I have one rule. Don’t die. C2: "So, how big are the consequences for breaking that rule?" C1: "Well, once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up." C2: "There's always the lower pits of Hell." C1: "Let me guess, you're a pessimist." C2: "Of course not! That would never work..." C1: “I want to talk to you, not the top of your head.” C2:. “If I say the ground’s more interesting. . . . ?” C1: *laughs* C2: “Were you there all night? What were you thinking!” C1: “I -- I needed some time to think.” C2: “Oh, you were ‘thinking’ with [him] weren’t you.” *chuckle* “It’s alright, I think he’s quite handsome.”

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PiccalilyPotter — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 06:10:52 -0800

C1: "Can I leave? It’s hot in here." C2: "No. It’s hot everywhere. It just means you’re getting closer to Hell. " taking xD fits perfectly for when my character is touring hell.

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Echo Ransom — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 12:45:07 -0800

I wrote this a while back...and am now probably not going to use it for anything, but it was kinda fun to come up with. C1: Alright, I think I get what you're getting at. But when we get there to get the prince. I'm going to force you to get what I'm going to be getting at, just because it's best for both of us to understand what the other one's actually there to try getting. Got it? Now let's get. C2: I think I understood what you just said...

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Words for Words — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:30:24 -0800

"C1: I can look after myself, you know. It's a unique combination of my breeding, hard training and impressive raw talent that makes me so- C2: So utterly obnoxious, yes." Adopting :)

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ManufacturedMuse — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:38:23 -0800

Quick but good: (between an adult and a young child) Child: My finner hoorts! My finner hoorts! *dangerously close to throwing a fit* My finner HOORTS! Adult: That, my dear boy, is a fumb.

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ManufacturedMuse — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:40:19 -0800

[quote=rainstorm.] C1: *smugly* Yeah, I get the high score in everything. C2: Even golf? C1: ....especially golf. [/quote] XD I love this, please consider it adopted.

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ManufacturedMuse — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:46:04 -0800

[quote=TrinSampson] C1: Don't you remember me? We went through most of school together. C2: Um... C1: When we were ten, you said you didn't have anything to write with. I gave you a pencil and told you to keep it. C2: Oh. Well... thanks. C1: You proceeded to tell me to die. [/quote] I am so happy to have found this one. I am adopting, and I will love it and hug it and feed it every day! XD Thank you.

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Sssnapdragon — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:43:41 -0800

C1: "How are you? C2: "Ever had a day where you want to set someone’s face on fire and put it out with a fork?" C1: "No." C2: "Oh, well that’s the day I’m having." Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.

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kat17 — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:11:22 -0800

omygod, it's like you wrote this just for my story! adopting, thank you so much!

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S.J.Con. — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:56:05 -0800

Here's one that I heard in real life that I can't use anywhere but think it would be fun to see others use. C1: *singing along with music* C2: Who sings that? C1: -insert band name- C2: Keep it that way.

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writingismydrug — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:11:31 -0800

C1: "So you want to die?" C2: "Of course not! I've been through this much Hell, why would I stop now?" C1: "I remember Kindergarden. It was the best! You could just walk up to someone and say, 'I like your blue crayon!" And then you had a BFF!" C2: "Yeah, but then that BITCH stole that blue crayon and 10 years later when she invites you to a party you remember, 'Hey, that bitch stole my crayon!' And then you're like 'No bitch! I ain't going to your party! Oh, I like your nail polish, can I borrow it?' And then you never give it back! And then 10 YEARS LATER, you get a Facebook message from her, and she's like, 'Remember that time you stole my nailpolish?' And you're like, 'Hahahaha, yeah. And that time you took my blue crayon?' And she's all, 'Hahahaha, yeah.' And then, at the same time, you both write, 'Bitch.' C1: "....Wow...." C2: "Kindergarden effects your whole life."

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ML_Stevens2329 — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:46:50 -0800

I'm stalking you @.@

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QuillMage — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:33:21 -0800

C1: "We should light the sky aflame." C2: "What." C1: [*passionately*] "Think about it, it would be such an awe-inspiring sight. Exquisite flames burning beautifully above you as your very last sight. For the briefest fraction of a fraction of a moment, the clouds are outlined as the water vapor takes that infinitesimal bit of time to join the wonderous inferno stretching far further than the eye can see. And if it happened at night, no words could describe such a majestic scene; back-dropped by the black sky, the grand blaze shining even brighter and more magnificent than before." [*sighs whistfully*] "Truly the perfect final image to carry to your pyre before the elegant, dancing flames devour all the oxygen in the atmosphere. There is no finer end for Man, Heaven, and Earth." C3: "...I worry about you sometimes, I really do."

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JetsGirlXx18xX — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:39:06 -0800

soo adopting this ♥

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Steampunk avi8or — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:42:42 -0800

C1: Just who do you think I am? C2: That's a very good question, because I've forgotten your name.

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Sprakit — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:52:36 -0800

Thought of this while washing dishes: C1: (mockingly) What's the worse that could happen, we get turned to stone? (laughs) C2: Clearly you've never been turned to stone before. I assure you, it is no laughing matter.

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Chestergirl28 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:28:13 -0800

Leaving: C1: Just stop it! C2: Stop what? C1: Exactly! C1: Will you bring this to ____? C2: Nah, I'm good. C1: Let me rephrase: Bring this to ____! C2: Whoa, bossy much? C3: Would you two just SHUT UP?

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Chestergirl28 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:36:02 -0800

Leaving a few more.... C1: (after giving long, rambling instructions) Now, are there any questions? C2: Umm... will you repeat that? C1: (sums up what said previously) Now, are there any questions? C3: Yeah... What if we have to go to the bathroom? C1: (smacks him/herself in face with clipboard.other hard object) Any relevant questions? C2: I think mine was pretty relevant... C3: Yeah, so was mine! C1: Okay, I'll ask this: Are there any irrelevant questions? C4: (looks up from something obscure, like balancing a jelly bean on a pencil) Can you help me with this? C1: Any other questions? C3: Well, yeah. C1: WHAT? C3: May I go to the bathroom? C1: (random noises of anger and frustration)

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I am the bookwyrm — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:44:36 -0800

C1: Just stop it! C2: Stop what? C1: Exactly! Taking! (this is soo me and my brother! XD)

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Chestergirl28 — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:03:26 -0800

ADOPTING! Perfect for my story.

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QuillMage — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:57:43 -0800

I actually heard that used in real life and it was very well pulled-off. I'd forgotten about it til now! XD

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Rainguardiansteph — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:52:00 -0800

The first one is perfect!! Thank you!

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MissMarySue — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 14:56:41 -0800

C1: A little extra oil never hurt anybody. C2: That's what the Romans said, and look what happened to THEM!

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HeadInTheClouds18 — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:58:19 -0800

Not taking it, but that second one is BRILLIANT XD I love it. Maybe sometime in the future NaNovels I'll use it :)

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rasei — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:47:44 -0800

I'm adopting number 1, 4, 5. Thank you

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rasei — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:48:42 -0800

I'm adopting number 2. ^_^ thank you

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rasei — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:50:03 -0800

I don't really have a place for it in this novel but do you mind if I take it for a future novel.

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rasei — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:54:01 -0800

Older character: “Dear don’t listen to stupid people okay? After all, life is too short to think about pickles. That what Mommy use to say to me.”

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amomentintime3 — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 21:11:46 -0800

leaving this...unfortunately it only works for Canadians C1: “That's when you start believing right is wrong, up is down and George Bush was a man before his time.” C2: “You do know we're Canadian right?” C1: “Of course,” CI snapped back, smile wide enough to show his surprisingly white teeth. “But our television is American."

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writingismydrug — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:11:47 -0800

Course not, take it, use it, love it, I put it up 'cause a friend of mine is quoteable and I felt like someone should have it if I couldn't use it.

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writingismydrug — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:21:08 -0800

So, this literally just happened and my friend Ian was like 'POST IT TO THE ADOPTABLES FORUM!!!!' And so here I am. C1: "Why's C3 upset?" C2: "I'm not sure. Girls are complicated. I tried really hard to find out and be a girl and understand, and for a while I was doing good, but then I just got confused and stopped trying. Girl's confuse me. I don't think I'll ever understand one." C1: "...You know you're a girl, right?" C2: "Of course I know! I haven't gone ___ years of my life thinking I was a man! I'm just saying I don't understand women!" C1: "But you're a woman!" C2: "Ah, yes, but they were all born with manuals of how to be confusing, odd, vague, and unable to be helped. I was just born with a vagina." Yes, I would be C2...

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Amanda_21 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:58:44 -0800

Adopting and possibly modifying :) Thank you C1: Oh, I'm such a genius... -long pause- C2: Was that sarcasm? C1: It's weird having a serial killer inside your head (Just to clarify... this was an accidentally spoken thought :P)

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aprilfrazier — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:25:15 -0800

I probably won't use this, but I just had to say how beautiful and true it is.

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Echo Ransom — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:34:33 -0800

C1: “I’m not as much of the killing kind as some people seem to think.” C2: “Then what kind of man are you?” C1: *thoughtfully* “more of the maiming kind.”

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Serendipitist — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:07:35 -0800

Adopting: C1: “Do you hate me?” C2: “Yes.” C1: “Do you fear me?” C2: “More than anything.” C1: “Good, let us keep it that way.”

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LiasRocket — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 15:32:53 -0800

that, my fellow nanoer, is how to add to your word count XD

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Cam Campbell — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:54:23 -0800

taking and tweaking: C1: Just who do you think I am? C2: That's a very good question, because I've forgotten your name. adding to it: C1: I never told you my name. C2: but you said- C1: I said that I am "place name here', I did not say that it was my name.

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kat17 — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:35:57 -0800

C1: What's white, steep, and has ears? C2: I don't know. C1: A mountain! C2: C1, mountains do not have ears! C1: Haven't you ever heard of mountaineers? C1: My cousin just had a new baby! C2: What did she do with her old one? C1: Did you know that the school is haunted? C2: No it isn't, where did you hear that? C1: Well, everyone is always talking about our school spirit! (i found these all on online joke sights, but they're pretty cute)

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writingismydrug — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 11:31:36 -0800

It's Thanksgiving, and my dad likes cranberry stuff, so this is what just happened in the kitchen. C1:It looks like Jello. C2: Yes, yes it does. C1: *pokes it* C2: Don't touch that! I'm going to eat it! C1: Feels like Jello too. And then, just because my friends and I are weird: C1: You can't practically taste the sexual tension between those two. C2: *steps between C3 and C4 and licks the air, then walks back* Yep. C1:What was that? C2: What? I was testing your theory! And, just so you know for future reference, it didn't taste that bad. C1: *tells bad joke* C2: ...Wow. C1: You'd laugh if I had a terminal disease... C2: Only if it was a funny sounding one. C1: What’s wrong? C2: I was going into withdraw. C1: Why? C2: I haven’t had one of your hugs in forever. C1: Just a few days ya know. C2: Really? It feels like months. C1: Why is that? C2: Your hugs are just that addictive. And you smell good. C1: That’s probably my Old Spice. C1: Can't you see? I have the body of a god! C2: ...Buddha? C1: Is he hot? C2: Yeah, sure. C1: Than yes. C3: That's evil. C1: I’m going to stab you with this pen and write the _____ in your blood! C2: I don't think I've told you this yet, but I don't bleed. C1: ...I hate you so much right now. C1: *kicking a pen around* C2: *picks it up* Here you go. C1: NO! C3: What's going on? C1: I was playing a game, and C2 came over and ruined it! C3: ...Were you kicking the pen because you were too lazy to pick it up again? C1: Yes..

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RoboPhantom — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 18:48:45 -0800

C1: I can look after myself, you know. It's a unique combination of my breeding, hard training and impressive raw talent that makes me so- C2: So utterly obnoxious, yes. Taking and tweaking. I can totally see Sven and Aidan saying a variation of this.

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writerinmyhead — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:41:31 -0800

that second one is absolutely brilliant... haha I may just use it

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writerinmyhead — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:43:27 -0800

I think I might adopt this, too, in a future NaNovel... Thanks!

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Sssnapdragon — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 20:46:26 -0800

A friend of mine announced she was pregnant, and her mother asked her if she felt ready for the baby. The conversation went a little like this... C1: I'm so happy for you! So, do you think you and your husband are prepared for a baby? You've been complaining about his maturity level and sense of responsibility. Will this whip him into shape? C2: To be honest? We're terrified. And truthfully, I'm a little worried about infidelity. I'm not even sure this baby I am carrying is mine... The scary part is her mother was extremely upset for a few days before realizing exactly what her daughter had said, haha.

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JuniorFrenzySista — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 23:45:46 -0800

This actually happened. I still have not let my friend forget this. I was C1. C1: I really don't like needles. They're painful. C2: Since when have you cared about pain? *silence* C2: That was a really cheap shot. C1: Yes, yes it was. And. This is pretty much restricted to a teacher and co. *C1 is marking worksheets* C1: Is this right? "What could have you done better?" C2 and C3: What? C1: I thought I made a typo when printing out the kids' worksheets so I'm going through and correcting them but I'm not sure which one is right. "What could you have done better?" "What could have you done better?" *several minutes of repeating both phrases over and over again* C2: I don't know. C3: I think it's "What could you have done better?" C1: What could you have done better. What could have you done better. What could you have done better. C1's right. C3: But that means I have to go through and change them all again.

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Lidia Chatka — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 11:59:55 -0800

Absolutely hilarious, LeighAnn ... thanks for the laughs!

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NamesInTheSky — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:01:08 -0800

Taking Many...Leaving... C1:Sometimes commercials really bug me. C2:How so? C1:*angry*For example, Trix, those kids will not let that poor rabbit have his own cereal! I mean come on! They're always saying "Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!" Guess what kids! I am a grown man/woman and I still eat Trix cereal!" C2:Late night? C1:*Calmed down* yeah C1:Dang! C3's butt is as flat as a pancake...they need to slap some syrup on that thing! C2:... (This is a real conversation between my friend and I.) C1:Dad/mom, do you believe in abortion? C2:Ask your sister/brother... C1:I'm an only child(Or I don't have a sister or brother)...DAD/MOM! (Got it from a site) C1:If it looks like a cupcake, smells like a cupcake, and feels like a cupcake then the chances are it is...? C2:A beautifully decorated muffin.

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NamesInTheSky — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 08:11:14 -0800

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writingismydrug — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:47:54 -0800

So, we actually just talked about this. (We does not refer to me and my characters this time......) C1: So, I went Black Friday shopping the other day. C2: Oh God, what happened? C1: This bitch-- C3: That's how you know something bad happens. C4: Yeah, she only says 'This bitch' when something happens. C1: ANYWAYS! This bitch wants to try and take my *insert whatever here*, and I'm like, there's more over there. And she's like, 'Oh, so you can get another one.' I don't know who she thought she was talking to, but obviously she thought it was someone who would take that. C2: I feel like we should go Black Friday shopping together next year, because you have the need to murder people, and I have the military plans. I'd hand walkie talkies out to our people, put them into teams, and when someone took something I wanted, I'd be like. 'Alpha Team, you're in the weapons section as planned right? Good. We are looking for a tall, white man with shockingly amazing blue eyes, short brown hair, and wearing a white shirt. Oh, and he's got my *insert whatever here*. Feel free to bring anything you want to take him out. C3: I'd be Team Bravo checking out the movies. C4: I'd be Team Charlie looking at clothes. C1: Team Alpha is the one who kills people right? 'Cause that's the one I want to be in. Just in case anyone has Black Friday shopping. It was an odd conversation actually, but it's good to know people would follow orders when I gave them.

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FetherRho — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:57:35 -0800

Adopting: C1: *kicking a pen around* C2: *picks it up* Here you go. C1: NO! C3: What's going on? C1: I was playing a game, and C2 came over and ruined it! C3: ...Were you kicking the pen because you were too lazy to pick it up again? C1: Yes.. Leaving: Man: Will you marry me? Woman: *consults Magic 8 ball* Thanks guys! :D

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ClassicMoon — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 10:50:21 -0800

[quote=Echo Ransom] C1: “I’m not as much of the killing kind as some people seem to think.” C2: “Then what kind of man are you?” C1: *thoughtfully* “more of the maiming kind.” [/quote] Taking this one! Leaving: C1: It sure is cold C2: I KNOW! That's the third time in 20 minutes you've said that. C1: You'd never expect it to be freezing in Florida

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sleepyhollow — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:23:00 -0800

I knew they sounded familiar. Buffy is fantastic for one liners... Actually, now that I think about it, so is Angel!

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sleepyhollow — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:28:12 -0800

A LITTLE GLASS VIAL! (Sorry, couldn't help myself... I love that movie!)

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sleepyhollow — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:35:00 -0800

So this really did happen to someone, and it can only be used in a very specific circumstance (or I guess it could be overheard out of someone else's conversation in a bar or something) C1: *walking away* WTF dude, you just burnt me with a cigarette! C2: Come on [C1], don't make this wierd! Feel free to add explitives (they were said in the original statement, but I cut them just in case)

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sleepyhollow — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:37:54 -0800

C1: Black Friday shopping should be a spectator sport. Wal-Mart should set up bleachers and sell cotton candy and peanuts. C2: Would there be referees? C1: It'd be funny to watch gramma get red carded for taking *insert item* from *insert shopper's* cart.

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LordKiwii — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:16:33 -0800

I absolutely LOVE this one: C1: If we are all God's children, but Jesus is God's only son, does that make everyone a girl? C2: God help us with our struggles of lesbianism. C1: That, and incest, as I guess we're all sisters now. C2: Yes, but the incest started on page one of the Bible. It wasn't until John 3:16 that everything really came out of the closet. C1: I bet the pillow fights are awesome, though. C3: I believe the correct wording is that Jesus is God's "only begotten son." This implies that the rest of us are, in fact, adopted." Can't use it though but it's brilliant! And the chocolate/Zombie one xD sounds like something I could do! :) Thanks!

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LordKiwii — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:18:50 -0800

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KatnissGinnyMaxTally — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:01:46 -0800

Hey, the first one is in Maximum Ride! :)

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MStahre — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:41:56 -0800

After reading the first post I felt I just had to contribute with a rewrite of the "you tried to kill my brother" line: C1: You killed my brother! C2: Well... To be fair, I tried to kill my own too but that didn't really pan out.

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katimac12 — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:57:08 -0800

Appropriating "That's the kind of day I'm having." Thanks muchly.

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writingismydrug — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:04:26 -0800

Haha, I like that one! I wish I had something about Black Friday in my book now! Maybe next year

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QuillMage — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:48:47 -0800

“Is he okay?!” “He’s an irrevocable fool, but he’s not on his deathbed.” “C1’s not all bad! Sure he can be mean and he can act a little creepy sometimes-” “Try a lot creepy all the time.” “-but once you get to know him he’s not *all* bad!” C1: “Actually, _C4_ is a virgin.” C2: “*Seriously*?!” C3: [*flatly*] “I do not believe you.” “What’s your problem with him? You just met him.” “That’s kinda a no-brainer; the guy’s an ass and a half.”

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JuniorFrenzySista — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 21:37:57 -0800

[quote=MusicalRaven] Leaving (All from TV shows): C1: 'Can I ask you a question?' C2: 'Sure.' *Takes a swig of drink* C1:'Is C3 Gay?' C2: *spits out drink* 'I'm sorry, what? No. No.' [/quote] CASTLE! I'm not sure if any of the others are but I remember this one!

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writingismydrug — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:48:51 -0800

Just for anyone still looking for lines to finish the novel up. C1: "What do you expect to do? Waltz through the front door? C2: "I was thinking more of a tango. C1: "Do you believe in god?" C2: "I'm too busy trying to believe in my ability to survive, let alone the exsistence of something I've never seen." C1: "you could have just said no..." C2: "And you could have actually thougtht about the question, but here we are talking about it. Now shut up, someone's coming and if they hear you we will die." (Feel free to shorten it, I took that one from an old book I started) C1: "Do you ever wonder if we're just some science experiment being observed in a classroom? Like none of this is real? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that if I found out this wasn't real." C2: "I would be so happy I would begin to cry because it would mean you're not real." C1: "You see, I think I would be hurt if this is real, but since I don't know if this is real or not, I'm not sure if I'm hurt." C2: "Please be hurt. For me?" C1: "I wonder about you." C2: "So did the everyone else." C1: "Did?" C2: "And then they realized they were right. I am a sexy beast. After they found out, they stopped wondering." C1: "That's not what I'm wondering about." C2: "So you know now?" C1: "Hi." C2: "Get away." C1: "What'd I do?" C2: "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else." (No joke, that happened to me and I was so sad because the girl was pretty cute and I thought I was being all cool and stuff....)

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Frenzy — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:19:45 -0800

[quote=writingismydrug] C1: "What do you expect to do? Waltz through the front door? C2: "I was thinking more of a tango. [/quote] Adopting! I could so use this for my rewrite.

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Eilorae — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 18:21:56 -0800

C1: "Do you believe in god?" C2: "I'm too busy trying to believe in my ability to survive, let alone the existence of something I've never seen." C1: "you could have just said no..." C2: "And you could have actually thought about the question, but here we are talking about it. Now shut up, someone's coming and if they hear you we will die." (Feel free to shorten it, I took that one from an old book I started) ---I just found my ending lines to my story.... thank you! Leaving C1: Ok, lets get these tests over. First question, how are you? C2: What do you think? I'm strapped to a table with a bunch of medical equipment in the room. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? C1: _______ is in a bad mood. ((A little change of one of my scenes) C1:*Is hiding behind _____, breathing hard.* How do I always get stuck in these situations? C2: *appears* How are you doing C1? C1: Let me see.... I've been chased by _____, nearly caught by ______, hiding from ______, and I'm ______. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? C2: Great! C1: How do you live so long? *facepalms*

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writingismydrug — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:37:00 -0800

Repo references :) You're officially amazing.

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Garneth_Riparian — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:55:57 -0800

"...Oh my God." "What?" "My sassy gay friend is ACTUALLY GAY."

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xAbbiChanx — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 13:08:23 -0800

TOTALLY having Vash say this to Lily 8D it works SO well for them~

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Cody_Thomas — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:14:02 -0800

Time traveling setting where a modern feminist type finds herself in the far distant past about 500 years or more before such things as Women's Rights existed, and in a place filled with big burly testosterone laden warrior types, somewhere the guys are just THAT much more likely to tick her off. MFC "This isn't right! In my time-" MMC "Aye Lady, and therein lies the problem! We are not IN 'your time'. At the present moment you reside within mine. So no matter how much you dislike it or how 'unfair' to you it may seem, should you wish to remain whole and unharmed here you will abide me in all things. You may have grown accustomed to weak willed, subservient men who let their women do whatever they want and speak however they please to them, but you will find that the opposite is true here. So you shall obey me, and keep your trap shut, otherwise I cannot guarantee your safety, and that would vex me greatly no matter how wearing your constant shrieking is." MFC- "filthy male chauvinistic pig..." MMC "If that were true I would have tied you up and beat you long ago, and trust me you would have deserved it. But since you are so convinced you don't need my help, here. *tosses her a knife* catch your own damn dinner, get yourself out of your own damn trouble and see what happens when you have no protection the next time you decide to try and blind a guy whose only offense was to pinch your bottom because he thought you were pretty. Especially when he's surrounded by ten of his buddies, and all of them are pissed drunk. If I hadn't have slapped you, you've been a lot worse off than a stinging cheek and a bruised ego."

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Cam Campbell — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:26:20 -0800

C1: Ok, lets get these tests over. First question, how are you? C2: What do you think? I'm strapped to a table with a bunch of medical equipment in the room. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? Taking and tweeking C1: _______ is in a bad mood. ((A little change of one of my scenes) C1:*Is hiding behind _____, breathing hard.* How do I always get stuck in these situations? C2: *appears* How are you doing C1? C1: Let me see.... I've been chased by _____, nearly caught by ______, hiding from ______, and I'm ______. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? C2: Great! C1: How do you live so long? *facepalms*

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writingismydrug — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:29:51 -0800

C1: *on medication* You know, I think everyone is born bisexual and just decides if they like men or women or both in the first few years of life...I dunno...My medication is making me kinda loopy, so I can't give a good answer. C2:I think you mean a straight answer. (that just happened 5 minutes ago...I was C2, and we were talking about Washington becoming a Same Sex marriage state tomorrow hopefully and she said that.) __________, since you have a look about you that you couldn’t possibly be arrested, I have a mission for you. Is it because I’m blind? Mostly, you also look like the innocent type. It’s because I’m blind. Only partly because of that. All because of that, no one thinks blind people are capable of the things I do. So you accept the mission? …..I hate you. Good. So, what I want you to do is ____________ “What is this place?” “I went to Hell once and the devil tossed me a matchbook and said to start my own. This is the product of a lot of time, effort, and blood.” “Blood? Like the work?” “No silly! Blood like sacrifices!” "What do we have to lose? Our lives? We got those for free anyway." “Yeah, but I’d like to keep the gift.” C1: MOMENTO VIVERE! Momento Vivere. You know what that means? It means ‘remember you must live’ in Latin. C1, remember that you will die if you do this! Please, don’t. For me. C2: *weak smile* Momento Mori. Remember you must die. I cannot just stop fighting because you do not what the inevitable to happen. There are people I’m fighting for now C2, I can’t let them die just because I was afraid.” C1: You aren’t being afraid. I’m afraid, C1! I’m afraid that you won’t survive this! C2: We don’t get to stop because we’re afraid. We don’t get forget about this. There are people relying on us to do this. We are their only hope. C1: Don’t you understand? You’re my only hope too. I can’t watch you walk in there just to die! C2: Then look away. “Can I have my clothes back?” “No.” “What do you mean ‘*no*’?!” “I mean that I’m keeping them.” *Very early in the morning, C1 wakes up* C1: Wake up C2! C2:Huh? C1: I had a nightmare. C2: Oh, it's okay babe/honey/lover/WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM. What was it about? *nicely, okay with being woken up, blah blah blah* C1:...I can't tell you. C2:....I'm going back to bed.

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Liberty Girl — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:43:29 -0800

Reminds me of a TV show, except it's a she who said it and she said "Police, you're wanted for questioning of the murder of so-and-so."

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Liberty Girl — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:32:21 -0800

All are real experiences. (When walking into a snowstorm) AHHHHHH! A snowflake impaded my eye! (We're still not sure what she was trying to say there.) "Death: Let's laugh at it!" C1: So don't let C4 slip anything in your drink. She "experiments." One time, she drugged me and I woke up, three days later, still high and sitting in a jail cell. I later found out that I nearly killed six people." C2: Well, that's lovely. C3: Woohoo! My girlfriend's a felon! C1: I love the diversity in high school. Those three, (gestures toward end of table) snorting salt. These two (gesturing to him/herself and C2) taking college classes as freshmen. C2: I know. Such a lovely juxtapostion. (In Spanish class) Gossipy girl: Mr. Huntly is so cute! Gossipy girl 2: I know! Mr. "Hunkley" Spanish Teacher: Yes he is. La esposa de"Mr. Hunkley" es pregnant con hemelos. (The wife/spouse of "Mr. Hunkley" is pregnant with twins.) Next one is based off a kid in my mother's class with autism. Not mocking the illness. (In any class) Jerky boys are mocking one kid. Teacher comes over and scolds him. Teacher: He has autism! Student 1: Then why is he even in this class? Later- Teacher: Well, why did Rome bother to (insert question here.) Kid with autism: Well, (rambles off entirely correct answer.) Teacher: That's exactly right, Caleb. Teacher: (to Student 1 after event) That's why he's in this class. The next ones are about conversation I had with my mother after his horrible boss said ridiculous things. You can take either conversation w/ me, between mom and her boss, or both. Teacher to C1: He (her boss) checked my school email address! When he was finished he came over to me and said, "It's clean." I calmed down, but then he said, " A little too clean. Why do you erase your emails after you've read them?" I erase my emails BECAUSE I've read them! C2: Who even says, " A little too clean" anymore? Teacher to C1: He told me that one student accused me of insulting her. I protested, of course, and he asked, "Can you prove you didn't say that?" I wanted to say, "NO! NO I can't! Can you prove that on December 4, 1972 you didn't say "Groovy"? It's not possible to prove that you DIDN'T say something!" The next ones are about my friend Sydney. She's wonderful, but she's such a blonde. C1: (to Sydney) Did you dye your hair last night? You seem extra blond today. C1: (about Sydney) C2 told me that I would be picked up in a red Corolla. Then s/he said, "You probably don't even know what a Corolla is, do you? When I asked people, one person said, "Isn't that a crayon?" Guess who it was? (At school, after reading Bill Gates '11 Lessons Your Child won't learn at school.") One is "Be nice to nerds. You'll probably end up working for them someday." Teacher: So, everyone be nice to C1. He'll probably be your boss someday. C2, too. C3: I'm offended! He didn't mention me! C2: Don't worry, C3, you're a nerd, too.

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Liberty Girl — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:52:44 -0800

The one about the underestimated blind person is perfect for my story!

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Birdy Edwards — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:28:06 -0800

Taking: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: I hate my life. C2: I hate your life, too. I might switch up the first one to fit the situation, but it's funny. XD

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Liberty Girl — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:14:17 -0800

I know! I loved that scene!

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Alice Rocker — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:20:39 -0800

C1: Oh, C2, you are such an idiot... C2: Oh great! Now it's MY fault!

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Fishwings — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:21:03 -0800

Taking the angel one

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Spelaea — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:42:50 -0800

Taking: C1: “I’m not as much of the killing kind as some people seem to think.” C2: “Then what kind of man are you?” C1: *thoughtfully* “more of the maiming kind.” Also modifying this one slightly, replacing tango with line dancing: C1: "What do you expect to do? Waltz through the front door? C2: "I was thinking more of a tango. Leaving: You look like a constipated tree-frog. He fell down very, very slowly, so he wouldn't hurt his knees. C1: Goat farting emu gizzards! C2: Do emus have gizzards? C1: NOT THE POINT!

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frenziedmythology — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:03:58 -0800

C1: I wouldn't like to run into one of those on a dark night! C2: That's not likely to happen. C1: Oh g- C2: They hunt in packs. I'm taking this. Thanks.

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Kieran.W — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:58:45 -0800

All of these are real conversation that I've either been in or heard my friends say. After a large rant about religion C1: "Sorry their views just make me so angry." C2: "C1 this is the adult world, you have to learn to be tollerant of other people's views" C1: "I am tollerant... I haven't killed them yet." C2: "If the world ever got that bad I would probably turn to canabalism as well." C1: "Sure if the meat was offered to you on a plate but could you really cut off someones leg and nom on it?" C2: "Yeah." C1: "We'll see." C1: "I'm going to go meet the others now, you coming?" C2: "Nah, I'm going to go to the common room and pass out on a table." C1: "C3 who's nicer me or C2?" C3: "You of course." C1: "See." C2: "That's not fair she want's to kill me!" C3: "yes, yes I do." C1: "You know, I have to admire your ability to be cocky at a time like this." C2: "Hey if I didn't have my cockyness what else do I have? Besides my stunningly good looks of course." C1: "Hey C2, I thought I would say hi so you didn't think I was ignoring you." C2: "You almost sound like you're being patronising when you talk like that." C1: "That's because I am." C2: "... You pig." C1: "There's a certain irony in you wearing that hat." C2: "How?" C1: "It looks like you killed a cow, decapitated it and are now wearing it's head as a trophy..." C2: "So...?" C1: "YOU'RE A VEGITARIAN!" C2: "HE'S NAME IS JEFFORSON AND HE'S MY FRIEND!"

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frenziedmythology — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:23:43 -0800

Sorry if anyone has already left this, but I just wrote it in my story and thought that maybe someone else would want it too. C1: "Wow. What happened? You look terrible." C2: "Oh, just the normal stuff." C1: "Oh. So you were interviewed for several jobs, and then they didn't take you? Sad." C2: "C1, you know me too well."

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harrypoter4ever — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:06:11 -0800

These are mine: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. Leaving: C1: How was your day? C2: A regular day. I went to a graveyard, had tea with a skeleton, ate a bone by accident, got my butt kicked, tortured a couple of seven year-olds, and stabbed someone to death with a stick. C1: ...Okay.... Why did I ask that? (C2 is insane) C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. C1: So you're saying he's dead? C2: Yes. C1: Really? C2: Uh-huh. C1: And you're totally sure he's absolutely dead? C2: I said he was dead, didn't I? C1: 'Cause it would suck if he were actually alive. Inheritance and all that. We need him to be dead. C2: Don't worry, he's dead. C1: You're certain about it? C2: Yes. C1: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? C2: *irritated* For the last time, he's dead! As a doornail! *pause* C1: You might want to check again, just to be safe. C2: *heavily sarcastic* ...Silly me. Turns out he's alive! Probably gonna live another hundred years, he's so healthy and...y'know, not-dead! Too bad for us! C1: WHAT?! But that's gonna ruin EVERYTHING! We really, REALLY need him to be dead so I can get the inheritance! C2: ...C1, he's DEAD. *pause* C1: But you just said he was - C2: *angry* It's called SARCASM!

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harrypoter4ever — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:08:30 -0800

Oops. I screwed up. These are mine: C2: It's a long story. C1: We've got time. C2: What time is it? C1: Six thirty. C2: No we don't. C1: What if I kill you? C2: Trust me, won't help. C1: You had better tell me where we are this instant. C2: Somewhere. C1: Thank you, Mr. Specific. Your attention to detail astounds me. C2: I was rather eloquent, wasn't I? C1: There’s something wrong with me today. C2: There’s something wrong with you every day. C1: What? C2: Huh? C1: How did you two meet? C2: I think it was when he shouted, 'Police, you're under arrest!' C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. C1: So you're saying he's dead? C2: Yes. C1: Really? C2: Uh-huh. C1: And you're totally sure he's absolutely dead? C2: I said he was dead, didn't I? C1: 'Cause it would suck if he were actually alive. Inheritance and all that. We need him to be dead. C2: Don't worry, he's dead. C1: You're certain about it? C2: Yes. C1: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? C2: *irritated* For the last time, he's dead! As a doornail! *pause* C1: You might want to check again, just to be safe. C2: *heavily sarcastic* ...Silly me. Turns out he's alive! Probably gonna live another hundred years, he's so healthy and...y'know, not-dead! Too bad for us! C1: WHAT?! But that's gonna ruin EVERYTHING! We really, REALLY need him to be dead so I can get the inheritance! C2: ...C1, he's DEAD. *pause* C1: But you just said he was - C2: *angry* It's called SARCASM!

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MaddisaurusRex — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 14:40:45 -0800

So I know that NaNo is long over, but I figured I'd post these just for fun. NONE of them are mine, ALL are from various TV shows (see if you can guess which ones?) C1: It's just because she's hot, ya know. C2; What is? C1: Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we' be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly? C2: We're here to give C3 a hand. C1: You're so whipped. C1: Just remember to act natural. C2: As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act? C1: You know what I mean. C1: Guess we're gonna have to get their attention. C2: Please tell me you're gonna get naked. C1: Of course, you probably think I'm talking through my hat. C2: Not unless you wear your hat on your ass. C1: So you must be the new bad guy in my life. C2: You're a lot prettier than your picture, C1: Miss the old bad guy already. (Two males talking) C1: When did you get balls? C2: I've always had balls, you've just never seen them. C1: That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard. C1: Come on (insert name here), you're always good at this stuff. Think of something. C2: Who's (insert previous name)? C1: You are. C2: My name is (different name). C1: Is it? I though it was (previous name). Sorry, man. C1: I'm lactose intolerant. C2: Does that mean you're scared of cows? C1: Come on! We can do brownies and then lick our bowls out! C2: (to C3) Do you think she realizes she sounds filthy half the time? C3: Sometimes I wonder. C1: We'd be good together. Don't you think? C2: No. C1: Why? C2: Because I'll break your heart. C1: Maybe I'll break yours. C2: Nobody breaks my heart. And anyway, why would I want that? C1: Hit me. C2: What? C1: Just once. I want to feel something. C1: What do you do if someone you love lets you down? C2: Try to stop loving them. C1: Is that possible? C2: No, I don't think so.

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writingismydrug — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 13:08:58 -0800

C1:...Just got a ticket for speeding... C2:How fast were you going? C1:Obviously not fast enough or he wouldn't have caught me. (texting) C1:Where are you getting all these pick-up lines? C2:I have a binder where I've put all the good ones. C1:And you keep them there, waiting to use them on a lucky girl? C2:That and because I can seem really cool when I'm texting people with them, when I actually talk to people I'm more like, '...so...I went to the Farmer's Market today..' C1:...Just stick to texting. C1:I'm not a violent man, I just have violent hobbies. C2:I thought that was the definition of a violent man. C1:No! Violent men have violent careers. C2:Are you sure this isn't a career? You get paid to do it... C1:And then they'll believe us! C2:And if they don't, C3 and I will hit them in the head with books! C3:No, you will sit down and shut up, and I will hit them in the head with books.

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ahniemann — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:34:35 -0800

Guy: So why are you hanging out around here? Girl: *shrugs* Why are *you* hanging around here? Guy: Because I live there! *points to his house about 2 miles away* Girl: Oh... Guy: *chuckles* Girl: *glares at him* Guy: Don't glare at me, that's not very proper of you! Girl: Well I'm not a very proper girl (This was from a RP between one of my characters and some guy)

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Telsanasee — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 07:53:42 -0800

C1: So where are you moving? C2: North Carolina C1: OK.... Where's that? C1: Oh, pretty C2: Don't touch it! C1: Why not? Will I die? C2: If you mean will I kill you if you do? Than the answer is yes. C1: Now this is the hall of mirror's transportation! C2: Oh, really? C1: No, I just like to look at myself. Don't I look gorgeous? C1: Why are you trying to kill me? I trusted you! C2: Yes, and I trusted you up until you ate my turkish delights! C1: Have you seen my hairpin? I can't find it anywhere! C2: It's in your hair. C1: Oh, yes, I knew that. C1: Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. What do you see? C2: Nothing. I can't see past those dirty glasses. C1: Follow the path, it will lead you to what you desire most. C2: A shower?

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Catorrina — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 11:18:22 -0800

C1: MOMENTO VIVERE! Momento Vivere. You know what that means? It means ‘remember you must live’ in Latin. C1, remember that you will die if you do this! Please, don’t. For me. C2: *weak smile* Momento Mori. Remember you must die. I cannot just stop fighting because you do not what the inevitable to happen. There are people I’m fighting for now C2, I can’t let them die just because I was afraid.” C1: You aren’t being afraid. I’m afraid, C1! I’m afraid that you won’t survive this! C2: We don’t get to stop because we’re afraid. We don’t get forget about this. There are people relying on us to do this. We are their only hope. C1: Don’t you understand? You’re my only hope too. I can’t watch you walk in there just to die! C2: Then look away. Taking and tweaking! It's perfect! Leaving: (C1 to dog): No, doggie, we don't do that on the carpet. We do that outside. C2: Actually, we don't. He does. C1: Shut up Conversation between me and my sister while we were housebreaking my dog. I always start saying "we" when talking with animals. Dumb, but I can't think of anything else now... sorry.

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angelgal1598 — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 10:11:10 -0800

I am planning on using this myself, but thought I'd donate it as well. This is actually borrowed from a movie, but it's been tweaked a little. Picture a very formal dinner scenario (and never mind the 'student' thing, that's mine; you can tweak it any way you like): C1: “[C2's title and last name]?” C2: “Oh, let’s dispense with the formalities, shall we? You are not students here, you are guests. Therefore, you are amongst friends. Please, call me [C2's first name].” [this is all said contemptuously, and without trying to hide the contempt] *C1 looks at C3, then tips head toward C2, as if to say to C3, ‘Watch this.’* C1: “Okay, well, [C2's first name]. [and the name is stressed with as much contempt as C1 can muster] You have a piece of food stuck in your teeth.” C2 freaks out. C1 takes a slow drink, then looks at C3, and innocently bats eyes. *shrug* Dunno. Not the best idea. Just an idea.

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Steampunk avi8or — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 07:49:29 -0800

So adopting and tweaking: C1: Hit me. C2: What? C1: Just once. I want to feel something.

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Cam Campbell — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 08:15:25 -0700

__________, since you have a look about you that you couldn’t possibly be arrested, I have a mission for you. Is it because I’m blind? Mostly, you also look like the innocent type. It’s because I’m blind. Only partly because of that. All because of that, no one thinks blind people are capable of the things I do. So you accept the mission? …..I hate you. Good. So, what I want you to do is ____________

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Scarlet Siverweaver — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:48:40 -0700

“Let me down.” “I don’t think that’s such a good idea…” “Please?” “Okay...” “Ah shi-Pick me back up! Pick me back up!” This would fit perfectly for two of my characters. Thanks!

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Scarlet Siverweaver — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:54:22 -0700

Taking for the brother and sister in my story!

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Cam Campbell — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:13:58 -0700

won't work on last years novel that hasn't been finished, but it will prob'ly will for this years C1: "I'm going to go meet the others now, you coming?" C2: "Nah, I'm going to go to the common room and pass out on a table."

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writingismydrug — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 17:30:37 -0700

(From real conversations...) Kid: *asks something to their dad* Dad: Sure. Mom: I already said no. Dad: Then no. Kid: C'mon! You have to have your own opinion! Dad: I do, your mother made my opinion for me. (If you have a gay character, especcially a lesbian. This is how I came out....Feel free to have it if you want it.) C1: Mom, Dad, I need to tell you something. C2&3: Okay... *sit down* C1: I'm...I'm....I'M A THESPIAN. C2: You're a what? C3: I don't think you said lesbian right... C1: I said thespian. I am an actress. It's what I want to do. For now at least. It's just who I am. If you can't accept that, then I understand, just please try. I just want to be happy. I may not be a thespian forever, but I am right now. And that's what matter.s C2: We...uh...love you no matter what. *confused* C3: I thought she was going to say lesbian. C1: That was coming next, calm down. C2: Huh? C1: Shh! I am also a lesbian. But please, that's not important. I just want you to accept that I love acting. It makes me so happy. The stage understands me. It knows what I want in life. C3: ....C1, we accept you..... (Yeah....it was an odd conversation...) C1: There are people who want to kill you. C2: That's funny, there are people I want to kill.

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writingismydrug — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:35:35 -0700

I love my English teacher because he says things like this... C1:"You're lucky." C2:"I don't need lick. I have carnege. I'm lucky to have carnege." *Starts singing about being the luckiest man* C1:"They love each other!" C2:"It's not about love. It's about carnege." C1: *bangs foot on way out of the room* "OW!!!" C2:"Try not to brutially maime youself while in my classroom. C3, go with the woman." C1:"I'm not that accident prone!" C2:"Try to use your body as a shield for her." No, these things about carnege and maiming yourself weren't about the same thing. It wasn't a topic or anything, it just comes up in conversation. It's weird. I know.

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MariahBurkett — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:02:49 -0700

[quote=MusicalRaven] C1: Now everybody on my mom's side of the family thinks that I'm a psychic detective, and they think you're... C2: Gay? C1: No. C2: German? C1: No. C2: Invisible? C1: My assistant. C2: Wow. [/quote] Isn't that from Psych? Between Shawn and Gus?

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MariahBurkett — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:13:56 -0700

[quote=zcall13] C1: My head hurts. I need drugs. C2: ... [/quote] XD That sounds like something one of my family members would say. One of my little sisters would be C2, and would stare awkwardly until C1 said "Ibuprofen"

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MusicalRaven — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:34:03 -0700

Yeah. *laughs*