What is the best sentence you wrote today?

I saw this somewhere else and thought it might be fun. Who knows, we might have a bestseller by the end of the month.

"It was no secret, hadn’t been a secret even when he was growing up, that the news was censored, and now that he was seeing the reality of the Reclamation and Restoration Corp, even if only a tiny corner so far, he reconsidered his future."

One char saying "You don't know much about horses do you?" then the main saying "I know they're delicious."

I think this is my favourite so far:

There must be a self-help book somewhere that told you how to go about replacing a man when the first one had unaccountably gone off to Gdansk with some blonde floozy.

"When I moved closer and discerned dark liquid surrounding the head of the human, I recognized that this was not proper, not for an Earth person or even a Milgarian; bodily fluids should, for the most part, remain within the body."

“After you die a few times,” Kenny replied, “you learn to be a ‘light’ sleeper.”

(I want to read all of your novels. Such great starts. Here's my own offering. Pretty lame but it sets up the scene. LOL)

For good measure I gave another loud sniff and said, “Well, how would you feel if you had just inherited a dog that you had only met once and that you absolutely, whole-heartedly, couldn’t stand?”

"I can take us anywhere, anytime and we can be anything we want to be."

It's my opening sentence - It's taken me most of today - was it worth it do you think?

The only builder ever to finish on time was Noah.

Loving all your sentences, here's mine.

As she stood on the cliff, she heard a faint humming drifting up from the void below......

Joe scratched his itchy armpits through his tee-shirt, burped beerily and lifted his leg to let out a fart. He grinned, shook his leg as if it had bells on and bent over to grab the waste basket to put the beer bottles in.

Wow, I want to read all these potential best-sellers!

"She would have given her sister the moon if Gileha had asked for it. This was no great sacrifice on her part, to share one last sunrise with her."

"He watched the dust as it danced about in a curious sunbeam that had found a way in between the slats"

Great sentences! Here's mine.

"We were all professional, whether we showed up for work in a suit and tie or shorts and sneakers with an xkcd cartoon on our t-shirt."

How wild an idea, how free from the world’s impoverished state, to travel in a car!

My sentence breaks quite a few writing rules, but I like it: There was hardly a difference between the real Chunky and the rock he had been turned into.

"The letter arrived on the first day of the end of the world."

or....

"The letter arrived on the day the world first began to implode."

as you can see, i don't even like my first sentence. haha

but no, it's not a dystopian novel. ;-)

The pitchfork was motionless on the floor, looking quite harmless in a sharp and stabby sort of way.

She shuddered at the thought of him touching her let alone . . . other things.

"This side of my eyelids the world is red"