Weird Things To Think Of During Sex http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213 unrulydreamer Sometimes people think of the moment, others fantasize about someone else or they are someone else. But some people's minds really wander.... a funny example that comes to mind is from the show Friends - episode "The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy" a moment between Ross and Chandler Chandler: Okay. You know... you know when you're in bed. With a woman. And, uh, you know, you're fooling around with her. And you get all these, like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place.... Ross: With the belly-button ring? Oh, mwaaa! Chandler: I know! And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And you're like, "Mom, get outta here," you know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what you're doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know... you know.... You don't know! Ross: Your Mom? you're telling me... you're telling me about your Mom? What is the matter with you? Chandler: You said... Ross: I said, "share," not "scare!" Go sit over there! ANYWAYS, I'm looking for weird / funny / strange / odd / "scary" things that run through people's mind as a comedic relief in a scene. So care to share...and if you want....feel free to scare! Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:15:58 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259169 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259169 Meowzbark You want comic relief? Have one of your characters reach for the TV remote and change channels mid sex. ;) Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:43:48 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259349 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259349 Razberry Lying on your back, you just happen to see over your lover's shoulder, and you can see the poster/photo on the wall and the people in it look like they're staring at you and everything is suddenly really awkward now..... Or... it's not that you're bored, exactly, but you're running your fingers in his hair and you remember that you need to pick up shampoo, and suddenly every little chore you need to do goes filtering through your head (groceries, laundry, bills...) Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:57:03 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259424 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259424 Coffeedrinker Oh my. ;-) I seem to be too focused for such stuff. But I could serve with some highly funny exterior complications... Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:32:55 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259647 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259647 toofrailathread Sudden "Did I remember to's" Like you're suddenly convinced you forgot to turn your straightener off, or that you left the stove on, or you forgot to lock the front door. Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:39:35 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259685 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_259685 josey357 Does your MC have a dog? Make it a big dog staring over the edge of the bed so all the lovers see are the eyes...watching...judging...and then finally timing a perfectly aimed cold nose to the butt. I have three dogs...We have to lock them out of the bedroom. Fri, 28 Oct 2011 07:58:17 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_263134 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_263134 erictomlinson Weird you mention dogs - Once had a girlfriend with a rotweiller, it was trained not to jump on the bed, but anything that hung over the edge was his. I used to watch his ears circling the bed like a shark around a boat waiting for a careless hand, foot or well anything...Very distracting. The other was an image of a pilot in a biplane circling into the ground after being shot down. To this day I have no idea why that would intrude, but happened for months. Giggling because of what's on the TV is rude and a sign the relationship is ending. Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:54:57 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_264010 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_264010 Uwasa_Waya Lightning spiders. That's all. Fri, 28 Oct 2011 09:49:21 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_264809 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_264809 Lasergirl Oh god, this feels really good but if he moves his hand two inches over is he going to feel the pimple on my ass? Will he notice? It's probably like a golf ball right now I know he'll be able to feel it maybe I should switch positions but if I get on top will he notice the extra slice of pizza pooching my belly out? Maybe I should just slide down the covers and give him a BJ, he won't notice anything then... Sat, 29 Oct 2011 07:52:29 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_280504 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_280504 AidaLuthien Friend of a friend jumped out of bed because she realized how to solve some kind of problem with her lab. He was, apparently, rather upset about it. True story. Sat, 29 Oct 2011 23:36:52 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_292656 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_292656 SarahRad Have one of them start humming the Marine Land jingle mid sex. True story. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 01:01:38 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_293333 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_293333 Coffeedrinker Oh sh.. ! That would have killed me...I'd have split in every sense, ;-) Sun, 30 Oct 2011 01:37:43 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_293597 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_293597 HarperINK Looking over their partners shoulder and seeing a bird out the window. Wondering what kind of bird it is then almost asking the opinion of the partner. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:57:27 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_303357 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_303357 Relocation I used to always get songs stuck in my head... but not a lot of strange thoughts. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 14:15:55 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_303733 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_303733 Selahrose Every time my partner bored me ( the younger me) I use to sing "If I only had a brain" (wizard of oz). However I think the worse thing I did was started playing games on the ceiling, like connect the dots or tic- tac -toe. However now I don't have that problem. Thankfully. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 15:12:06 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_305020 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_305020 Chloe Nichols Maybe once they (if they) reach orgasm, have one of the characters shout out something completely unrelated -- like, for instance, "It was at 2:00!". Ties in with the whole thinking-about-errands-and-things-to-pick-up-at-the-store, they would get so wrapped up in that, they would just shout out whatever's on their mind. Like a hair appointment they missed, scheduled for 2:00. *shrugs* I've never had sex, so...I wouldn't know. Yet. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:52:11 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_308477 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_308477 Soluna I keep thinking of star trek when I am with my boyfriend. He looked kinda like William shatner and when I realized it was in bed. Now I'll really be into it and think "beam me up Scottie" and I really have to concentrate on not laughing. Thankfully I laugh at climax, so it's a good cover... Sun, 30 Oct 2011 18:15:21 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_309016 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_309016 Marauders Girl The Italian movie about Farinelli (a prominent castrato in Italy back with that was legal) - shows him writing poetry while having sex. He was very -clearly- not into it even though the girl was. That scene made me LOL - so there's one if you really want to go to the extreme... - though your character would probably get -slapped- for -actually- writing or reading during it - so maybe just reciting some mentally or something like that. (Don't throw stones at me - yes I know there is very much a debate whether Farinelli would or would not have been capable of having had so many amorous, physical escapades as the movie portrayed him as having. That's beside the point of this post). Sat, 05 Nov 2011 00:51:34 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_485787 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_485787 bickles Quoting Deliverance whilst pegging. That was a good day. Pretty much any movie reference. The first time with my ex I quoted Dune. Twice. Or being unable to stifle giggling. Not a malicious giggling, just unable to stop it. Or in another case, somebody else in the bed (who's trying to sleep and not participating) talking to the active partners and actually asked them "What was that other 4 Non Blondes song I liked?" Any piece of random trivia: "Did you know vanilla and vagina come from the same root word meaning sheath?" I have axolotls. They don't have eyelids. They can only stare. "Dude, your fish are staring at me." Added bonus for referring to one's partner as 'dude.' Sat, 05 Nov 2011 02:14:21 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_486492 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_486492 mandiiminx Thinking about your nano plot :3 Sat, 05 Nov 2011 06:48:55 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_489390 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_489390 raceyone Through pressure of work you think of the email that you forgot to send. You could reach for your smart phone. Mobile phone ring tone that makes you laugh. A song that is played that makes you bounce in time to the music and boogie. Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:36:44 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_500289 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_500289 Vincentus [quote=Razberry] Lying on your back, you just happen to see over your lover's shoulder, and you can see the poster/photo on the wall and the people in it look like they're staring at you and everything is suddenly really awkward now..... Or... it's not that you're bored, exactly, but you're running your fingers in his hair and you remember that you need to pick up shampoo, and suddenly every little chore you need to do goes filtering through your head (groceries, laundry, bills...) [/quote] My God, I know ALL about this. My little sister used to have to hide in the closet when she got changed because my backstreet boys poster was staring at her. Then suddenly, her weird fear rubbed off on me. I took that poster down. Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:04:47 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_512917 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_512917 NotteRequiem This. Oh my god a million times this. Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:22:15 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_519183 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_519183 burning. OMG at the last one. Soooo using this >:) Sun, 06 Nov 2011 16:20:53 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_534760 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=1#forum_thread_comment_534760 Hallenee What are you gonna cook for dinner for the next week, the shopping list. Is there a secret camera hidden in the bedroom by the pervert landlord? Mon, 07 Nov 2011 04:13:39 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_547213 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_547213 lilapriceless Are those spots on the ceiling moving? Doesn't that group look like a wooly mammoth, a race care or some other object. It also depends on the partner. If the person they are with is a talker maybe have them think "will they just shut up so I can enjoy myself "or "if they ask me what's my name/say my name or whose is it one more time I'm saying one that's definitely not theirs." Wow I need to dust for cobwebs on the ceiling or paint the ceiling Those are assuming they are in a bed. The random thoughts vary by location. If they're in a car, please don't hit the horn or knock it in gear. Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:03:44 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_776942 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_776942 ashleynichols It can be especially awkward if, perhaps between rounds one and two, someone gets up for a glass of water...and the pet sees them naked. It's mortifying. The cat just looked right into my soul. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:47:29 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1139069 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1139069 dancer_kirsten I always seem to get an itchy nose. So he'll be like, "Whatcha doing, honey?" and all I can say, "Scratching my nose. I'll go back to the sexiness after I've scratched my nose." Not too bad unless I think back on my worst moment: when a huge booger came out as I scratched the inside of my nostril. *facepalm* I also have autistic tendencies, and I can't count the times I've been counting the stripes on my bedroom ceiling or things like that. He, "Do you like this, baby?" Me, "Huh? Oh. Yeah, yeah. BTW, did you know there are exactly 164 stripes on my ceiling?" *sigh* Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:33:13 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1164506 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1164506 Espea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxkE30elDk If that link shows up, it's a video called "What Girls Think About During Sex." (warning: 18 & up only) Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:30:07 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1230216 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/erotic-fiction/threads/13213?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1230216