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    <title>Useless Superpower</title>
    <description>Useless Superpower</description>
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      <author>fuzz</author>
      <title>Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Okay, this thread isn't my idea. I just liked playing it last year and I don't think it's up yet, so we may as well start again. 

Basically, you give the person below you a superpower they may not find completely helpful. So without further ado, I will assign the next poster the amazing ability to sense a few moments in advance that their telephone will wring. However, this premonition will cause them to space out and fail to answer said phone. </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:03:53 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>ClueBadger24601</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That sounds like a great superpower to me personally; I'd have an excuse other than fear of telephones to avoid answering them. Person below me has the amazing telepathic power.... to make people sneeze.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:28:42 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Hype</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ooh, how exciting! 

The person below me has the power to conjure medium sized hairballs out of thin air.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:33:39 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Chillibean</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*cackles*

The person below me has the ability to tell the time to miliseconds, without a clock.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:35:12 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>minstrelwarlock</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>The power to always have ingredients "line up" (i.e. your peanut butter and jelly always run out at the same time, as does your cocoa and marshmallows, chips and salsa, etc)</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:50:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Genkai</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's convenient!

The person below me has the ability to smell people and accurately find out their age based on scent.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:02:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>LittleMissZilla</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mwa ha ha!!! I am THE SNIFFINATOR!!! Even antibacterial soap will not hide your age from me!! You may not feel threatened by my powers now, but you will! YOU.....WILL!!!!

The person below me has the ability to turn any small electronic device into Cool Ranch Doritos.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:46:10 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Majidae</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Dear god, that sounds like the perfect superpower for me... well, okay, depends on how small. Maybe I could finally find a use for those dang Tamagotchis...

The person below me now has the power to know exactly how any particular book, movie or play will end as soon as they set their eyes upon it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:48:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>EnigmaCalaway</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh ew. That's a bad superpower.

The person below me can now control the length of their hair, as long as it's under 2 inches long.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:52:31 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>dragonKhorse</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I am giving up that power. I like my hair long-ish, thank you very much.

The person below me can tell the gender of an insect just by looking at it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 03:07:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Genkai</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I hate bugs.

The person below me is able to trick cops into thinking THEY were the breaking the law. It only works for five seconds though.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 03:10:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>JShoemaker1215</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I'd love that power.  The person below me is able to levitate 6 inches off the ground, and move, but only backwards.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:43:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>IrishIris</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>(@*&amp;amp;%? That's fantastic!!)

TPBM can communicate with photocopying machines and bend them to his/her will.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:46:55 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkmagyk</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That would be a neat party trick, and I could totally do magic at kids birthday parties, so I'll take it happily.

The person below me has the power to make dead dry leaves on the ground become green again, but it doesn't work on anything else </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:50:31 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>nightblade</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Considering I work in an office building ... I will rule the world!!!

TPBM can rot any food they touch instantly.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:52:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Kibet</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>And the annoying thing is I eat alone!

The person below me can run round the world in a second, but can only stop at the place they started.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:55:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nagats-e</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can curl their nose hairs.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:12:54 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>AuroraIgniz</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can turn any color of chalk into red chalk </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:10:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>werewolfwithwings</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay, red chalk is pretty!

TPBM can turn on the sticky keys function of a keyboard with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:43:07 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nagats-e</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can tell when someone is lying, but can never prove it.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:28:53 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>nightblade</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That could be handy in a round about way.

TPBM can make random typos appear in whatever they are writing. </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:51:01 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Demonology</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>The preson bleow me can see visions of any and all natural disasters... Two weeks after they occur. </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:37:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>PenGryphon2007</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>...did you &lt;em&gt;see&lt;/em&gt; that hurricane---what do you mean it was last month?! It'd make for awesome novels--who needs research if you can see a disaster occurring? Descriptions would be BAMF. *ahem*

The person below me has the ability to use super strength--but only when it applies to their greatest phobia.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 01:35:31 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>sushimustwrite</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Aaaaaaah. But....  no. I can't.

The person below me can teach ants to dance.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 01:55:43 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>alexandra.dawn</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the ability to create deadly weapons out of kleenex</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 01:58:13 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Genkai</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome.

TPBM has the talent to sign anyone to sleep.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 02:03:52 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Sparta!</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay :)

TPBM has the power to jump 5 seconds into the future whenever they want... however the process takes 5 seconds to accomplish.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:08:26 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Mariana OConnor</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>You know in five seconds I'll be typing these exact words... Well, that was true ten seconds ago.

TPBM has the power to ask questions that cannot be answered.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:14:07 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>What *is* the meaning of life? Wow, thanks.

The person below me now has the power to snap their fingers backwards. Enjoy.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:47:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can already do that.:( What a gyp!

The person below me can turn skim milk into 2%.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 20:22:18 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Great, I hate skim milk. 

The person below me now has the ability the see the future, it's only 10 seconds in to the future but there ya go.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 20:24:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Procrastinator Extraordinaire</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Let's see, in ten seconds...I will still be writing this post. :/

TPBM can turn any food item into a Kleenex.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:41:36 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>IsBreaLiomCaife</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has x-ray vision that allows them to check out underwear...but only the underwear of grandparents over 70.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 22:24:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>EnigmaCalaway</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>...No thank you.

TPBM has the power to control lions...to control lions to eat their closest friends.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 22:46:24 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>IsBreaLiomCaife</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the power to control armies...of ants...to drown.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 00:10:05 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=2#forum_thread_comment_62326</link>
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      <author>oazan</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM now has the AMAZING power to!!! (wait for it.) (waaaait.) (little more.):

to speak at an audible level.

Congratulations! Use it wisely.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 01:31:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>not-a-damsel-in-distress</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That is an awesome power. I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH IT!

TPBM now has the power to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 01:45:51 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=2#forum_thread_comment_63456</link>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I'd run a successful business placing the carbonation in soft drinks and my friends sodas will never go flat

the person below me has the power to come up with "facts" that are completely and indecipherably incorrect</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:50:05 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=2#forum_thread_comment_66627</link>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! Did you know that kitten milk can be used to cure halitosis? 

The person below me now has the power to eat their weight in stale bread.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 08:21:23 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=2#forum_thread_comment_67230</link>
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      <author>PenGryphon2007</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Eww.

TPBM has the ability to dream their book into existence--but it disappears when they wake up.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 16:01:11 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=2#forum_thread_comment_69288</link>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Super, I already have that ability.

TPBM has the impressive ability to eat as much lettuce as they want without gaining an ounce. Lucky.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 16:24:55 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_69490</link>
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      <author>.anonymouse.</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Baw. :c

TPBM attracts airborne objects the size of (or smaller than) a basketball, via their head.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:30:45 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_72139</link>
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      <author>BlueGonfalon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, I already have that ability. Everything airborne flies straight at my head. And usually makes contact.

TPBM has the ability to turn one twig into two twigs.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:45:12 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_72309</link>
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      <author>Totally Bubbly</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now that could come in handy. If I'm trying to start a fire.

TPBM has the ability to talk to lampshades.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 21:26:07 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_72725</link>
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      <author>hamlet_ophelia_xoxo</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the gift of being uncannily good at improv games, but s/he only wants to do improv if the games include Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, or Ryan Stiles.

Are you kidding? I've been talking to lampshades for YEARS.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 21:56:08 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_73035</link>
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      <author>RaisinSpock</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>my life is now complete, thank you, Hamlet. It's just what i wanted.

TPBM  can now use telekinesis to move greenbeans. have fun!</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:13:58 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_75912</link>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now i don't have to pick up a fork.if i AM going to be lazy though, at least i am eating something healthy while doing it 

TPBM has the ability to move objects three millimeters to the left

</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:20:56 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_75989</link>
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      <author>I am the bookwyrm</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That may save my life someday!

The person below me has the ability to change the color of their teeth</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 03:08:40 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_76513</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_76513</guid>
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      <author>BlueGonfalon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>YAYAY!! They can be white now! I've been waiting for that!

TPBM has the ability to grow a beard in five seconds.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 03:57:42 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_77078</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_77078</guid>
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      <author>topsecret</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Maybe that will get the creeps on the bus to leave me alone.

TPBM is able to smell a ham sandwich from fifteen miles away.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:41:38 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_77561</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_77561</guid>
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      <author>fuzz</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Very cool. 

TPBM can now tell when things are hot enough to burn them by reaching out and touching them. </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 09:13:53 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_79635</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_79635</guid>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Which i am sure with be very informative

TPBM has the ability to measure things using their mustache</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:55:58 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_88374</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_88374</guid>
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      <author>CyanGiraffe</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Next step in life: grow a mustache to fully utilize my superpower.

TPBM can make themselves mute.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 04:36:25 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_90518</link>
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      <author>Fantas Eyes</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>As I am already selectively mute, that may come in handy.

TPBM can make dogs bark on command.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:53:57 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_92358</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_92358</guid>
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      <author>zitheeb</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I already can...I can make them shut up, too. :D

TPBM can give people hair cancer. Yes. Cancer of the hair.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 08:26:48 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_92532</link>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Thank God! That'll show my enemies.

TPBM now has the superpower of turning off their computer without pushing the button. </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:06:33 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_95794</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_95794</guid>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Great, not I keep accidentally turning my computer off.:(

The person below me can now turn butter into margarine.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:33:37 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_96798</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_96798</guid>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow since I don't buy butter that'll come in useful to me.

TPBM has the ability to turn their eyelids inside out upon command.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:59:25 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_97709</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_97709</guid>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>What a wonderful party trick!

TPBM has the ability to summon blenders</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:11:30 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_102705</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_102705</guid>
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      <author>I am the bookwyrm</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>

     Interesting.

 The person below me has the ability to locate litter.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:41:32 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=3#forum_thread_comment_103083</link>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sweet. Hopefully clean litter.

TPBM can turn pennies from 1975 into pennies from 1976.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:57:06 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_110753</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_110753</guid>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Okay...?

TPBM can transmute any metal into a cheese of their choosing.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:02:09 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_110814</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_110814</guid>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mmmm&#8230; pennies into Gouda 
TPBM can teach crickets circus tricks.
</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:02:45 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133636</link>
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      <author>Leprechaun</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, sweet! I don't need to go to college anymore, I can just join the circus! :D

TPBM can now communicate with plastic bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:17:39 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133854</link>
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      <author>BlueGonfalon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>This will make for a cool novel!!

TPBM can think of useless super power ideas.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:23:10 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133946</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133946</guid>
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      <author>sage</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes! I win because my power is IRL!

The person below me can... can... umm...

pick matching socks every time with his/her eyes closed!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:24:49 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133969</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_133969</guid>
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      <author>Pirate on the Bay</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes! Maybe now if I knit one sock and reach out with my eyes closed the other one will magically knit itself. No more second sock syndrome.

The person below me has the power to make any one person in a room believe they are really and truly a fairy tale character &#8212; but only if there are more than three people in the room (meaning, the person below me must be in the presence of at least two people for this power to function).</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:30:28 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_134081</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_134081</guid>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Bad thing is&#8230;small children already think that in real life.
TPBM can now talk to bees.
</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:38:56 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_134230</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=4#forum_thread_comment_134230</guid>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>hahaha my friend will find that funny. Ever since she decided that she is going to make her novel this parody about bees, she thinks they're hilarious. maybe if i had this superpower, i could do some first hand interviews.

TPBM has the ability to creep on every bodies Facebook pages by looking at them </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:02:21 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>DreadPirateRobyn</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*immediately markets self as a Facebook stalker-for-hire* Thanks, I needed a new job!

TPBM can turn pens into pencils and vice versa.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:12:31 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>that could actually be useful, with those  essays that need to be written in pen when i only have a number 2

TPBM has the power to turn into a house centipede but  only if they are in a strangers house</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:25:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>The_Lilac_Pilgrim</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Excellent. I can crawl into their things and listen in to private conversations, preferably far away from glasses or vacuum cleaners or heavy objects.

TPBM has the power to explode, but only once, because when they do explode they won't be coming back.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:41:05 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>it seems like there would be a suicide bomber type situation it would be useful in. i might end up walking into the base of the mafia and exploding,taking all of the drugs and weapons down with me..

TPBM has the power to generate an endless stream of computer viruses but they will only effect his computer</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:45:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>lovely.

TPBM has the ability to produce live (but not for long) fish out of the air, but it only happens when they say the word "the"</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 04:15:55 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>DreadPirateRobyn</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow, thanks for the *pop* *splat* superpower. The *pop* *splat* fish are lovely. They don't survive the *pop* *splat* landing very well, though.

TPBM can lick the glue strips on envelopes without getting a paper cut on his or her tongue.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 04:24:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Silhouette.</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, if only I'd had this back in my envelope-licking days.

TPBM can tell when it's already raining ;)</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:02:02 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>DreadPirateRobyn</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*looks outside* Yup. Raining. (Although I could've guessed that without my superpower. It's been raining here for MONTHS.)

TPBM can see darkness when closing his or her eyes.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:10:21 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>~blinks~ WHOA. ~Blinkety-blinks~ DUUUUUUUDDDE...




TPBM has secret compartments built into his/her person.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:48:19 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Shineoncindi</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*Rifles through secret compartments*

Here have this:

TPBM has the power to change the size of their ears at will</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:58:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>GlaiveBreaker</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Fantastic! I can go as Dumbo for Halloween!

TPBM has the ability to travel forward through time and the rate of one second per second.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:35:32 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Shineoncindi</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Finally! Thankyou! I've been stuck in a time loop for so long!

TPBM has the power to clean people's teeth with the power of their mind</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:18:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>that's pretty cool.... "oh, you have bad breath!!! let me fix that for you." i could become the ultimate dentist....

TPBM has the power to communicate with amoebas.....</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:42:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Evolve! Evolve! You could be the next sentient species on this planet! You could be the only sentient species on this planet&#8230;
TPBM now has the ability to read barcodes by waving his or her hand over them.
</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:46:55 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>HestiaArglye</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>It would help me know how much something costs if there is no price tag.

TPBM can turn their skin into flannel but only during the spring</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:59:11 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>IsBreaLiomCaife</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mmm....fuzzy flannel...I wouldn't mind that one bit. I'm always cold!

The person below me can telepathically write...but it doesn't work with computers, and it doesn't work on paper or chalkboards or whiteboards...it only works with crayon on walls or mirrors.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:04:13 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Hekate101</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I write notes to myself on my bathroom mirror all the time. Sweet!

The person below will be able to instantly know the alphabetic order of any list of books.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:20:19 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>ViolaLover</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! Now I can maybe finally fix my mess of a bookshelf o.o

The person below me can pick the perfect Beatles song for any situation, but only inside a fairy ring</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:26:03 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Fairly useless but you never know!

TPBM can whistle those Beatles songs beautifully but it's only audible inside their own head.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:33:45 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome. No one I know likes the Beatles anyway. Shame on them.




TPBM can emulate the sound of any type of insect.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:07:43 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>sushimustwrite</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sweet. Now I can call the insects to do my bidding.

TPBM now has the power to highlight things that need to be de-emphasized.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 00:29:42 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>StarrLilly</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That'll show my older sister!

TPBM can turn things green but only on Thursdays during the full moon in years ending in '3'.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 00:47:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>rachum_05</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can't wait until 2013...

TPBM can shred papers with their mind, but after 10 seconds of being shredded, the papers go back to normal.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:31:38 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>ros77uk</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Useful when I reach version 6 of my novel, only to decide I liked it the way it was the first time round.

TPBM can fix computers just by looking at them.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:40:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow, I could have used that a couple of weeks ago!

TPBM can understand the dreams of gerbils.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 02:33:22 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>H</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome! Now I can get a pet gerbil and we can... connect in some way. I'd probably connect better with gerbils than humans, anyway.

TPBM has the power to turn everything they touch... into cake. But they can't turn it off.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 02:35:20 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>I am the bookwyrm</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>


 Oh dear, I've never been much of a sweet tooth

The person below me has the power to break glass items without doing anything.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:32:25 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>sushimustwrite</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Holy balls, now I can break those ugly glasses and get pretty ones!

The person below me can dance like a pro whenever they see a train with exactly 29 cars on it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:11:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>H</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Maybe I'll make some money off that every once in a while, street/railroad track performing. I could get someone to fim me doing that and put it up on YouTube and be a hit...

TPBM can transform into a fish, but only while in a small pond at midnight.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:15:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well... off I go to the pond.

The power to eat everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:27:15 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>EAT ALL THE THINGS!




TPBM can summon internet memes to fight for him/her.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:49:24 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>wingsoflight</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Lame Pun Coon, I choose you!

TPBM is immune to bear traps.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:08:30 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>H</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now I can go hiking safely in those provinces and states where those aren't illegal, wow.

TPBM can walk on water, but only when the water is perfectly clean and non-polluted.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:21:55 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>sushimustwrite</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sweet, I can now walk on all this distilled water I have!

TPBM can now summon enemies by playing the Jonas Brothers.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 22:43:43 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Doesn't that already work for everyone?

TPBM can cause peanuts to appear inside their nose at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 22:46:26 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hey, cool party trick! ~Shoots peanut across room with nose~
(Actually kinda disgusting, but whatever!)


TPBM has gigantic pinky fingers.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:44:13 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Captain Lonewolf</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay, pinkies!

TPBM has the power to find dust bunnies</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:14:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>MissMarySue</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Their secret hideouts will never be safe again!

TPBM has the power to look like Justin Bieber, but only in elementary schools with a proportionately larger number of girls</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:34:04 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Abenstern</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well that won't be a problem, because I never get near elementary schools.

TPBM Has the power to make any place they sit super comfortable.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:37:16 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>dragonKhorse</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That'll be pointless for me, actually. I don't really think too much about the stuff I do.

TPBM has perfect grammar. On the other hand, TPBM is completely illiterate.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:44:36 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I shall become a famous guest lecturer for prep school English classes and prepare all my notes as picture rebuses. (rebi?)

TPBM can sleep through any alarm clock on days with important morning events.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:01:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That power is moot, for I already possess that ability.




TPBM, through the powers of science, can make any lemon combustible.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:43:38 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>I am the bookwyrm</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>

        Wow! Hmm, to bad we don't have any lemons around here...

    The person below me can conjure up their favorite food, but only at precisely seven o clock in the morning, if the sky is completely clear and it snowed the day before. </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:46:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>heartsace</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Aww, I can never use it then!! (I live in Cali, boohoo)

TPBM has the power to change laundry into lawnmowers.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:02:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Not bad, not bad. My family needs a new lawnmower. lol

TPBM has the power to make it rain bananas.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:32:27 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=6#forum_thread_comment_208298</link>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Useful for when I get stranded on a desert island.

TPBM can annoy people just by looking at them.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:54:50 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=6#forum_thread_comment_208682</link>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>this just takes my personality one step further.

TPBM has the ability to pick their nose with their mind....</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:20:56 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>hippy_vampire</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's....interesting. I wonder if I can flick the buggers with my mind too....lol

TPBM has the ability to make their eyebrows go invisible.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:13:58 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=6#forum_thread_comment_217608</link>
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      <author>Aisling Banrion</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Can I make individual hairs disappear at a time?

TPBM can fix wrinkles in other people's shirts by mental power alone, but their own clothes are always wrinkled.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:41:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>hippy_vampire</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hey that's not completely useless, I can make good money with that! (^and no, it's all at once or nothing.)

TPBM can grow bellybutton lint at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:44:21 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=6#forum_thread_comment_218004</link>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh nasty.

TPBM can make anything poisionous</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:08:54 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=6#forum_thread_comment_219241</link>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's actually really useful. then i can kill people and nobody will ever know because i won't leave any evidence.

TPBM has the ability to make a song play on the radio at will, but only if it's a Justin Bieber song.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:12:22 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!

TPBM has the power to make yummy food mold, but they cn't control it</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:56:41 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_221001</link>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>No!!! not yummy food gone moldy without control! What a waste of food.

TPBM has the ability to walk on their hands super fast, but they can only walk on their hands.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:51:54 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_229489</link>
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      <author>JustinJans</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Living life upside down? Challenge accepted

TPBM has the ability to shoot fire out of their hands....but only without wearing anything and IN SPACE!!!</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:55:57 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hmm, not sure when that would happen, but you never know.

TPBM can perform complicated mathematical calculations in their head, but it takes all day and they're only correct 50 percent of the time.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:08:03 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>What? I already have that ability!

TPBM can think in another language. Can't speak it. Or read it. But can think in it.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:00:24 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_250428</link>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That doesn't make much sense to me, but ok, whatever. and just fyi, i am currently thinking in Korean. 

TPBM has the ability to tie their shoes with their mind. the problem is, once they're tied, they can't get them untied.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:11:04 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>
No problem, I&#8217;ll just leave them tied loosely and slip them on an off. 
TPBM can now know how much spare change a person has in his/hers pockets by bumping into them.
</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:18:53 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*Bump* Dude, its it is not a good idea to carry so much money! Have you been taught nothing? *Guy walks away looking scared*, yeah thats right! You better walk away! MWAHAHAHA!! 

TPBM Has the power to if, he falls in love, make the person he loves shatter into 1,000,000 pieces, and can not control this.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:46:33 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh great, I better not fall in love...

TPBM has the power to stop technology however has no control over it.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:37:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>No... my computer, forever gone *fake cries* THE HORROR!!!!!! That would be terrible, that would mean I would Not be able to go on Nano... *Real crying*

TPBM has the power to pop popcorn with out a microwave or popcorn machine, if they they have a real elephant present...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:43:02 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>awesome. so i'll just become a popcorn vendor at the zoo....

TPBM has perfect pitch, but only in matters of other people singing or making music. when it comes to his/her own music, they are completely and utterly tone deaf.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:49:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sad! But I guess I can still teach piano, just not demonstrate anything.

TPBM can read the thoughts of people who are exactly 2 miles away and are laughing.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:02:44 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_274998</link>
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      <author>ViolaLover</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Cool! Now I know if they are  laughing at ME!

TPBM has the power to control traffic lights (instead of praying to the green light gods)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:15:18 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_275172</link>
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      <author>lullaby42</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I have always wanted that power!!!

The poster below me has the power the eat forever at a Chinese buffet and never get full.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:22:59 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=7#forum_thread_comment_275277</link>
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      <author>ViolaLover</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>YES! Eggrolls here I come!!!

TPBM now thinks in feelings instead of words</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:36:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>snazzyjazzy</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Chemical induced coma??

TPBM has the ability to talk to dust mites. </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:41:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Ria Lize</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Cool, I can tell all of them to stay away from me. xD


TPBM has the ability to erase pencil writing with their fingers.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 08:35:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>hippy_vampire</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well if it actually WORKS (unlike my actual eraser) then this might help!

TPBM can tell what song is going to play next on the radio but only on the soft rock station. </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 10:58:01 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's not bad. I could use that power.

TPBM has the power to wake animals talk in their language but can't take the ability back once given.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:03:08 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>GallifreyGirl</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ooh, I can talk to my cat now. What's up, cat?

"Meow meow bite me meow."

TPBM has the power to alphabetize books at the speed of light--but only paperback books.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:35:22 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh no, the library will assign me to the romance section!

TPBM can balance other people's checkbooks accurately, but not their own.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 19:26:05 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Liniya</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, at least I can go into accounting?

TPBM has the ability to fly, but only in bursts of five seconds every hour.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:27:06 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Mcfeegle</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I could maybe get up to the top of a building or something. If it's a small building. And I can fly fast during those five seconds.

The person below me has the ability, with one taste, to tell precisely where a vegetable was grown.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:52:11 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>snazzyjazzy</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Haha holy crap thats awesome!

TPBM has the ability to name every song ever written but only after listening to the entire song 3 times.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Delta_knight</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Good thing I love music!

TPBM has the power to make grilled cheese sandwiches at lightning speed!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>IrishIris</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh wonderful! I was rather hungry, come to think of it...

TPBM can summon chipmunks to their aid.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>XRader</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I love chipmunks. :D

TPBM has the ability to dodge bullet from guns that fire blanks.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Nice, dunno what I'd do with that power. 

TPBM can spit acid but they constantly have a sore throat. </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Velkon</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Look! IN the Sky! It's Acid Reflux Man!


TPBM can break into any bank, but can't break out of said banks.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>SignoraPsycheZenobia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>.... I suppose I'll be like anyone who works there, I guess. No room for advancement!

TPBM can look at a floor, and know exactly what it tastes like. Only floors, however, and this can't be turned off.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>ThePiratess</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>This floor tastes like kitty litter.

TPBM can smell a skunk from ten miles away. After they've sprayed.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 02:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>rainbow_writer30</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, excellent. One of my LEAST favorite smells- next to gasoline.

TPBM has the ability now to watch a movie in reverse.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 05:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>daytman</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now I can put Momento together better!

TPBM now knows the exact temperature of Verkhoyansk, Russia, in degrees Kelvin.  At all times.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Katycatjessie</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Its actually not as strange as it seems. It interesting, and rather funny... Too bad you cant try it 
TPBM has the power to give people wedgies without actually touching the person. </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Tsunami Starsheart</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I love that power!

The person below me is able to able to burp soap bubbles on command.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Neke</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>The person below me has the ability to tune a piano with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 09:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>FrozenBeast</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Duuude, awesome!

The person below me has the unique power to spit ink.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>angelfestival</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That would be entertaining, but does being able to spit ink mean that when i eat my food gets covered in ink?
The person below me is able to travel in time... but only backwards and when they travel they can only see themself, no other people or objects or plants or anything and they cannot change anything. </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>FlatRose</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, that's going to get confusing.

TPBM has the ability to use anything for a pillow (and get a good night's sleep from it).</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>chibisarel</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome, really. Perhaps that'd mean I won't have to use three pillows anymore :p


TPBM has the amazing ability to cause cars to spontaneously burst into flames, but only their own (due to necessary sympathetic connection) and while holding on to the steering wheel.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>FrozenBeast</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>... DO WANT.

TPBM has the curious power to fart every 20 seconds, 10 if the room's crowded.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ah, such a wonderful way to clear a room in a hurry! No more having to listen to other people talk or text during the movie Bwahahaha!

TPBM has the power to tell if people washed their hands after using the restroom just by looking.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 17:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Misteree Gurl</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I will use this power for EVIL! Beware, those who do not wash their hands shall be mercilessly pummeled with the hand sanitizer bottles I plan to throw at them!!!

TPBM now has the power to see the secret behind all card tricks, but will never be able to accurately explain them to others.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh well, at least I know the secrets.

TPBM has the power to make others dance til they are dead.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>littlelion2k</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Dude, how is that useless?! I have boogie magic!

The next person can transform their feet into skis, but only during the spring.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Hechu</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yeah! I have an excuse for going to the southern hemisphere in spring!!!!! NO MORE UNCOMFY SKI BOOTS!!!!!

The next person has the ability to cook stuff with their mind but only fruit.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yum! Homemade applesauce and blueberry pie, anyone?

TPBM has the ability to control cat hair with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>munchmunch</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can totally throw cat hair at people, and then clean it up without doing physical work.

TPBM has the ability to talk to animals... but only brine shrimp.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>NotReelyIrish</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ugh, frustrating.

The person below me can make other people remember their own combinations (like locker combos/passwords/etc) but can never remember their own. MWAH!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>And that's why my locker lock has a key!

TPBM makes their shirt change color every time they type the letter e.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>kctejada</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now no one can tell that I've been wearing the same shirt for the past 2 days!  Plus, I can drive people crazy, who SWEAR I came in wearing a red t-shit, even if I'm clearly wearing a blue (wait-now it's green, no....oh, never mind) shirt.

TPBM has the power to cover any piece of furniture within line of sight with animal fur.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Tamaryders</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I used to have a cat with the same power.

TPBM has the power to make cheese appear at any place under the hood of your car.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Knight_of_the_Light</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the power to levitate only air</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_466394</link>
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      <author>Jaina</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hooray, I've always wanted cheap knock-off Jedi powers!

TPBM has the power of wandering aimed-ly.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_466527</link>
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      <author>SignoraPsycheZenobia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>At least I'll be going somewhere when I look like I don't.... It already happens all the time, though.

TPBM has the power to make their hair greasy by eating healthy food.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_532251</link>
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      <author>IceCreamAddict</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ewww 

TPBM has the power to make people spontaneously burst into singing the Friday song. </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_532343</link>
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      <author>Gray Fedora</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Psht, perfect supervillain power.

TPBM has the power to talk to fruit flies, but because they have no mouths they can't respond and because they're so stupid they'd never do as asked.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_532646</link>
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      <author>chibisarel</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>At least they are distracted by my talking to them for long enough that I can get at them with the vacuum cleaner... ^w^


TPBM has the power to travel in time, but they can only do that forwards, at the rate of one second per second.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 02:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_538748</link>
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      <author>asilasilasil</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hurrah!  I am here already and will be here again ... NOW!

TPBM has the power to make regular paper into 3 hole punch paper with the power of their delicious MIND!
</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=9#forum_thread_comment_544292</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hallelujah! Now I can get rid of my 3 hole punch! Woo hoo!

TPBM has the power to turn on and off lights by blinking at it. Doesn't matter if the bulb is actually plugged into anything.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_560727</link>
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      <author>catchasnidget</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>It isn't working...


TPBM can now speak Caveman.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_561884</link>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ugh, ugh ugh. -grunt- Translation: There are no cavemen to speak to. This is a really lonely language.

TPBM now has the ability to turn regular bleach into color safe bleach.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_563432</link>
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      <author>AnimeOtaku</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sahweet. Now I can spill bleach on my clothing to my heart's content.

TPBM can now speak in iambic pentameter at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_563658</link>
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      <author>Knight_of_the_Light</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>EPIC!!!! My dream come true! :D

TPBM has the power to turn CAPS LOCK on, but not off, just by looking at the key.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 20:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_580665</link>
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      <author>OrangeZest100</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>IT TOTALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!  OH NO, IT SUCKS THAT I HAVE TO MOVE MY FINGER TO TURN IT OFF!!!!

TPBM has the power to detect wild goats within a mile radius.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_581636</link>
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      <author>inkscribe cc</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow erm. Quite helpful.

TPBM has the power to steal other people's powers and make it their own. However, there is not a single superpowered being on the planet.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_582097</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I'll just have to move to another planet, then.

TPBM has the power to make paper levitate.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_582537</link>
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      <author>munkiC munkiDU</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Maybe not on THIS planet... ; )

TPBM has the power to float, and once they're up, there's no getting down.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_582570</link>
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      <author>munkiC munkiDU</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>(I answered first : P  though we've both put levitateing/floating things in ours. spooky...)</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_582757</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I better stay inside, then!

TPBM has the power to make yarn knit itself into gaudy Christmas sweaters.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_605765</link>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oooh, I can use my superpower to become a villain that forces people to wear ugly sweaters!

TPBM now has the power to convince cats to do nothing but sleep all day.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_607863</link>
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      <author>catchasnidget</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! I can shut Nermal up!

TPBM has the power to eat as much as they want and never gain weight. This power only applies to Brussel sprouts.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_610036</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>You know, I actually like Brussels Sprouts, if they're done right.

TPBM has the power to turn water into ice by staring at it for at least an hour.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_611848</link>
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      <author>Becca Jayne</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>well it's an improvement on watching paint dry

TPBM can remember the page and line number of every word they read that starts with the letter Q </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_615304</link>
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      <author>JadoreChanter</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>If I were reading books about Queens or Queen that would be quite amazing!

The person below me knows everything that they ever need to know about the inanimate object to there southwest from it's origin to what it's made of.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_616958</link>
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      <author>Komonio</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>The person below me can flap their ears at 50 miles an hour.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_618744</link>
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      <author>.anonymouse.</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TAKE TO THE SKYYYY!

The next poster can now eat as much ice cream as they want without getting fat, but only if it has sauerkraut on it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_669818</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mmmmm. Ice cream and sauerkraut.

TPBM has the power to cause mudslides at random. Even in the desert.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 04:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_670008</link>
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      <author>KingRaven</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>MWWAHAHAHAHA!!  Small towns beware!!

TPBM has the power to understand goldfishes thoughts!</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=10#forum_thread_comment_680471</link>
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      <author>AMoonyMonster</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Muahaha! I can... um... understand my goldfishees?

TPBM can lick porcupines without getting ANY QUILLS STUCK TO THEIR TOUNGE but only in the winter.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_680625</link>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh... its okay you cute porcupine I promise I won't lick you.

TPBM Can make bags fill up with popcorn but only when everyone isn't hungry.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_680751</link>
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      <author>SignoraPsycheZenobia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I will use this to power a new pop-corn energy plant. The workers must be weel-fed.

TPBM was the ability to create art with the fibonacci sequence, but said art only appeals to the blind.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_681412</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Art with the fibonacci sequence? I must be blind, then, because I love it!

TPBM can turn any fabric into chocolate, but it always tastes terrible.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_682064</link>
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      <author>SignoraPsycheZenobia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Crap! My shirt is all metly now.... :(

TPBW can shoot lightening from their fingertips, but only while wearing wooden gloves.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>catchasnidget</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Good thing my brother takes woodworking!


TPBM has the power to rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time without ever getting mixed up.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>xFortuneCookie</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now I can impress all my friends!

TPBM is able to drink something and squirt it out of their eyes at the same time.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>KingRaven</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome! 

TPBM turns everything white that they touch lime green. But they can't change it back.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ooooo, my laptop just turned green! Good thing I like lime green!

TPBM has the power to turn any sugary cereal into All Bran.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_693579</link>
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      <author>.anonymouse.</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>My siblings will hate me. &amp;gt;:D

TPBM can restore the faded letters on keyboards...to flashy neon yellow light-up keys. In November. And distract people with their flashiness.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_698597</link>
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      <author>AlwaysInADream</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I'm sure I can find a way to exploit that for personal gain. &amp;gt;:D

The power I grant is the power to magically clip toenails.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_698663</link>
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      <author>Gazoinks</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>^I could use that.  I hate cutting my toenails. XD

Person below me has the power to turn the right side of their body into liquid, but it stays attached to the left side.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_699223</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, the little places I can reach into now! No locked door shall stand in my way, for I will merely reach through the crack and open it from the inside! Bwahahahahaha!

TPBM has the power to clean widows with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_714141</link>
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      <author>KingRaven</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>HA HA!! I can clean skyscaper windows!! Without having to climb up the outside! I will make MILLIONS!!

Whenever the TPBM is near explosives(eg, Fireworks, cap guns, bombs), they go off automatically. But TPBM never gets hurt.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 04:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, that's one way to diffuse a bomb........

TPBM can make water appear out of thin air but only in containers made to hold water, e.g. water bottles, the dog's bowl, etc.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 04:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_749079</link>
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      <author>SignoraPsycheZenobia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes! I'll never have to refill that bottle again!

TPBM has the power to know what's stuck between the couch cushions, but cannot get said things out.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_758258</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>At least I know where the remote went to, even if I have to get someone else to fish it out.

TPBM always knows where his/her keys are.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_758860</link>
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      <author>Aisling Banrion</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>This is not at all useless. :)

TPBM can turn grass orange.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_780012</link>
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      <author>broadwaybound1000</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes my backyard will look awesome..... I wish I could change it to a rainbow color.

TPBM Can change white out into different colors. </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_780080</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oooooooooo, purty!

TPBM can make chocolate melt with one glance.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=11#forum_thread_comment_781264</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Useful at parties where there is a chocolate fountain in need of a refill...
TPBM can turn people into Muppets</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_954354</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! It's time to put on makeup, it's time to light the lights! I'll be RICH!

TPBM can grow a luscious mustache through sheer force of will.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_954505</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Not on my avatar without the nano site hating me....
TPBM can read an book just by holding it.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_954507</link>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's pretty awesome actually. I could read all my schoolbooks very easily.

TPBM can make good tasting bacon appear out of nowhere.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_954510</link>
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      <author>Lady_Indis_Dress</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I love that.

TPBM is able to peel carrots with his/her mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_955100</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>No more cut fingers for me! &amp;gt;&amp;gt;:D

TPBM has the ability to sense when someone else can sense that someone else can sense something. So you can tell if someone can tell if Superman is about to do something.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_955110</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>And now I'm royally confused for the rest of my life.

TPBM can make a cat knock anything off simply by telling it not to.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_955737</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I don't have a cat...

TPBM can open ANY JAR! :O</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_955803</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Score! I have such a hard time opening jars!

TPBM can make dust bunnies appear out of thin air.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_955919</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! They are so gross...

TPBM can make small change disappear never to come back.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_956079</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That usually happens when I do laundry...

TPBM can now tell what a person ate recently just by looking at their shoes.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 01:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_957326</link>
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      <author>Jessica Grace</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>It causes other people to vomit?

TPBM is now able to time travel. However, they can only travel in 62.3 day intervals, and only to places where they already exist.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 04:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_957787</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, that might be useful.... Hold on, my future self is trying to tell me something here....

TPBM can change channels on every TV with their mind; however, the power renders them unable to turn any TV on or off, even by pressing the power button.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Paper Novas</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Meh, I guess I'm gonna waste energy. At least now I don't have to mess with the 2 remotes that it takes to work 1 TV.

TPBM can read minds, but only a few seconds before someone says something.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958064</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Psst. You probably don't want to say that out loud.... Might keep my sis out of trouble every once in a while. Nah, she never listens to me, anyway.

TPBM can turn yarn into a hopeless tangle by touching it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958116</link>
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      <author>Paper Novas</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can already do that! Psh I've done that my whole life :D

TPBM has the power to unfrizzify hair. </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958127</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>W00t!!!!! My hair will behave from now on!!!!!!

TPBM can turn curly hair straight and straight hair curly.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 06:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958163</link>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can teach hamsters how to drive a roomba.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958291</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mwahahaha! I shall rule the world with my army of roomba riding hamsters!

TPBM can sneeze with their eyes open.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958330</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>AAAAAA! They're all saying wash me! Make it stop! Make it stop!

TPBM can infest any dog with fleas just by looking at it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=12#forum_thread_comment_958357</link>
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      <author>Lady_Indis_Dress</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I will use that against my enemies' dogs.   


TPBM can start fires by a simple snap of the fingers.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 18:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_959132</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>If only I could play the violin...

TPBM never has to blink.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_960085</link>
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      <author>vampyre_smiles</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>You can make rock soup. As in, cook a rock in water and eat it. It still tastes like a rock though.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_960291</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I shall never go hungry again!

TPBM can go 24 hours without sleep but has to sleep at least 12 hours straight afterwards.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_960745</link>
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      <author>Paper Novas</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's awesome! 24 hours straight is completely useful, and I've slept for 12 hours straight so no biggie.

TPBM can control liquids, but only the limited edition wine that has gone out of production.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_960753</link>
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      <author>Gazoinks</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Argh, not only am I not a wine collector, I'm underage.

TPBM has the ability create motes of dust out of thin air.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_962268</link>
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      <author>Lady_Indis_Dress</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes!  I can blind my enemies with a dust storm now!  Oh the power!!!

TPBM can make cookies explode with just one look.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_962472</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>But, but, but, I LIKE cookies! Well, guess I get an excuse to eat all the broken ones, now, but what do I give away?

TPBM can clean the cat's litter box by waving his/her hand over it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_962790</link>
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      <author>Far Wanderer</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That would help.  

TPBM can run any distance on a sidewalk without ever stepping on a crack.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_962930</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Be careful, or I may scratch you with them!

TPBM can revive wilted Christmas trees with a glance.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_968184</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Aw, come on! My family buys fakes...

TPBM can make their hair two different shades of whatever it is. (Light and dark.)</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_968292</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hey, what about me?

TPBM can sing the words to every Christmas song in existence but only off-key.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_971119</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ten years of working retail during x-mas, I can do that already&#8230;
TPBM can now see through lead, but only lead&#8230;.
</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_971541</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I can't see through air anymore! Somebody make me some lead glasses!

TPBM can make any TV show a test pattern by looking at it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_971672</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Feed the world, everyone is happy. Not a problem...
TPBM can now divine the future -but only by scrying in a used kitty litter box.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_974513</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, I've got two of those lying around. Why not?

TPBM can make cats get off the counter from any other room in the house.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_974598</link>
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      <author>Chestergirl28</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That will come in handy...

TPBM can change the color of popsicles- but not the flavor. </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_975293</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I will now mess with so many people's minds by turning all the Dreamsicles purple and the Rainbow Bullets black!

TPBM can turn Skittles into M&amp;amp;M's and vice versa.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_976108</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_976108</guid>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>nice trick at parties....
TPBM can eat ice cream fast without getting a headache</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_976292</link>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yes! My vacuum army will reign supreme!

TPBM can spit sixteen miles.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_977068</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=13#forum_thread_comment_977068</guid>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>O.O Nice,

TPBM can grow a mustache by will. (In like, three seconds flat.)</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_977776</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Guess it's a good thing I don't work in a beauty salon!

TPBM can give other people purple streaks in their hair just by crossing their eyes and sticking out their tongue.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_978157</link>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Awesome. It could be a funny joke.

TPBM will know the VERY ending of a book just be touching it, ruining the whole thing. </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 02:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_978663</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_978663</guid>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>F**k.

TPBM can survive of of half the amount of food as a normal person, but gains twice as much weight.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_979074</link>
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      <author>I am the bookwyrm</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>

     Oh lovely. Everyone always says I need more meat on my bones. 


    The person below me can create dust, but only in teaspoonfuls.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_979243</link>
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      <author>fuzz</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, I've got enough dust at the moment, so that's okay. 

The person below me is a witch who can breathe under water... you know, before they melt... </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 07:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_979360</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Remind me to stay out of the shower.....


TPBM can turn into liquid and back to solid but can't control where or when.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982036</link>
      <guid>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982036</guid>
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      <author>Paper Novas</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Uh how... useful. Not really, but great, I'll try not to get put into a lab and experimented on.

TPBM can sense when a text message is sent, but cannot read them.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982054</link>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Dangerous. All the texting people do? Kill me now.

TPBM can make things explode,but can't control when, where or what.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982811</link>
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      <author>GallifreyGirl</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can write 50,000 words in a single day&#8230;but only in ancient Egyptian.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982901</link>
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      <author>topsecret</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I'll have to get to know an expert in ancient Egyptian so they can translate for me. Then we can split the royalties on anything I get published.

TPBM can change peppermint into wintergreen.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_982913</link>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Damn. I like peppermint.

TPBM can grant anywish, as long as they then cause the wish to happen themselves.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_983016</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Pardon me while I go haunt the corrupt a wish thread...........


TPBM can fix a burnt out Christmas bulb by sticking their left forefinger into their right ear and chanting twinkle, twinkle little star backwards.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 01:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_983163</link>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That would be hard to do, I feel like. I can barely sing the alphabet backwards. 

TPBM can make someone's phone just by looking at it, even when someone is not calling them.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*rubs hands together* Pardon me while I break out the evil laughter! Bwahahahahaha!

TPBM can make Christmas trees loose all their needles with a glance. Doesn't matter if it's a real tree or not.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sweet. I hate my parents tree.

TPBM can get away with any theft...

of pocket lint and security tags.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Great! Now I can knit a sweater of pocket lint, slap a security tag on it and sneak it into a department store!

TPBM now has the ability to read people's minds, but only when they think the line, "I'd like an oyster for a pet."</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>0.o Don't think I'll come across that very often.

TPBM can refresh the page by blinking.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can open doors (to dollhouses) with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_987916</link>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can make the phone ring when nobody is calling.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=14#forum_thread_comment_988061</link>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I sense ghost movies in the making!

TPBM can taste the soles of anyones feet just by looking at them.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yuck... 

TPBM has the power that when they are naked, people think they are wearing clothes.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>TheRoadAway</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>YES.

TPBM has the power to fly. Face first into the ground whenever they please.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>everyoneelsehasthoughtofmyothernames</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I hate rooms like that... but it could come in useful.  

TPBM has the power to sharpen pencils with their mind-- but the tips always break within a minute of writing with them</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_994256</link>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>D8 COME ON!

TPBM has the power to spell every long word correctly, but everyone short word wrong.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I seem to do that anyway.

TPBM can wash a pair of socks and always have them both come out of the dryer.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>... Hows that useless? YES! EPIC SUPERPOWER!

TPBM curses and spasms randomly, almosts always hitting robbers in the face when they do so.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 06:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_995700</link>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That could be useful... 

TPBM can imitate any voice perfectly as long as the voice is their own.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_996641</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can imitate my own voice? "Candace, that's a good impression of yourself" 0.o

TPBM can quote any Phineas and Ferb episode word for word.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_997411</link>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, I'm good as long as no lemons were harmed. :)

TPBM can grow a nose on any part of thier body.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1010217</link>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! Nose on top of my nose!

TPBM can change the URL of a website, but only after going on a long, laboras, life-changing adventure.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1010400</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ooooh, the evil implications XD

TPBM can pick their nose without touching it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1013216</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*sigh* I do that already. Stupid big feet with wide toes! Why can't you be long and slender instead?

TPBM changes hairstyles every time s/he types the letter "T".</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1017163</link>
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      <author>Labyrinth Rose</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Goodness me, how exci... How wonderful!
*cleverly avoids using said... Bad symbol before U*

T(hair is now in braids)PBM has an uncanny abilit(change)y t(change)o know what a book says by sniffing said book.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1017192</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Gah! I'm OCD about pictures! Now I can never straighten them!

TPBM knows the ending to a book just by touching it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1017823</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Where was that power when I went to school?
TBPM can now turn crdit card bills into chocolate -but they still taste like paper...And the bill still needs to be paid.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1020132</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>0.o I get all my bills online. How does that work?

TPBM can turn junk mail into flowers that smell like rotting fruit.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1022013</link>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, I would have SO much fun sending junk mails to anyone who ever annoyed me :D

To TPBM I present a superpower from my next novel: Congratulations, you can now control an animal companion. May I introduce you to your new soulmate: Duck of Doom, meet TPBM, TPBM, meet Duck.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1022044</link>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hello duck of Doom!

TPBM has the power to see the mustache's on someone's avatar RIGHT after that someone changes their avatar to have a mustache instead of having to wait to see it.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1023335</link>
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      <author>Silver Fallen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>MINE! Mwuahahaha! 'Stache powers activate!

TPBM has the power to give other people powers but has none of their own. (I'm a jerk. I know XD)</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=15#forum_thread_comment_1023386</link>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Can I take back powers I give as well? (I really want to take back yours. -.- )

TPBM has the power to turn back time by one second.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Woohoo, just enough time to hit the right button instead of the one that gets my avatar's arm ripped off...

TPBM now has the power of inflicting a caffeine high on themselves without the need to drink coffee first.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=16#forum_thread_comment_1023471</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Suh-weet! I'll be awake in the morning instead of having to wait for the caffeine to kick in!

TPBM can turn any dish into vegetarian, even meat itself.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=16#forum_thread_comment_1023503</link>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I could use that whenever I invite a certain friend over. She's a vegetarian, but since she's the only one I know, I frequently forget that until the very last minute... especially embarrassing when we have a barbecue... *hangs head in shame*

TPBM will have the ability to sleep even through the loudest noise... meaning you'll never hear an alarm again, too...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Ginny</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's an awesome power. I'm such a light sleeper lol, and I always wake up before my alarm anyway.

TPBM can always tell what day it is, and the exact time it is without using a clock or calendar.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=16#forum_thread_comment_1023807</link>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's useful! I always forget what day it is. Not the time. The actual day. :P

TPBM can season any dish perfectly as long as the actual food was cooked very badly.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! My hands will always seem warm in comparison!

TPBM can change their hair color every time they blink.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>But, but, but... I like my hair color... Wait, you said can, you didn't say will. LOOPHOLES! *Cackle*

TPBM can instinctivly know how to pilot any turtle thats large enough to hold him/her.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Far Wanderer</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>With that power, I think it's time for me to go on Hell's Kitchen.

TPBM can flip pancakes perfectly every time, as long as they have thirty feet of space overhead.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Mingo-la</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That will come in handy whenever I flip pancakes outside.

TPBM has a glow-in-the-dark ear.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 03:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>....I can't even look in the direction my ear lights up! D:

TPBM has magic pants...that never rip.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 03:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Y Am I Doing This - I Dont Write</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Nice.. I can't say I've ever ripped my pants before but at least now I never will right? Haha

TPBM has the ability to recite all the numbers in pi</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It takes too much brainpower! All other brain functions slowing down... stopping...

XD not really. That's only if I have to compute it, right?

TPBM can recite every TV episode by watching two seconds of it.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 06:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shadow Hawk</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>um.... thanks..... 

TPBM has the ability to take the legs off of chairs with their minds.  But they have to be sitting on them.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Far Wanderer</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can fake anyone's signature, but only with an orange marker.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow. I'll just use orange fine tip sharpies from now on then.

TPBM has the ability to make a pun about anything. PUNSTERS UNITE!</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>ddnj2393</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>With little powers comes little responsibility... I will make terrible puns from now on.

TPBM has the ability to run incredibly fast, but only while they're touching a building that is anchored to the ground.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Far Wanderer</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That will help for escaping burning buildings, just not exploding buildings.

TPBM always knows who is going to die in any movie they watch.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>What? HE's going to die! I don't want to watch any more!

TPBM can tell if a movie is actually worth watching just by looking at the poster.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Take that, stupid fake colored roses!

TPBM makes whatever they type appear as graffiti in New York subways. And the backspace doesn't work.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=16#forum_thread_comment_1117091</link>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>As long as it's the stylized, cool-looking graffiti and not the dumb-looking plain old scrawled words, I'm okay with that.

TPBM has perfect gaydar.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well it's more useful than heterodar :).

TPBM can change the desktop background on only their computer with their mind.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=17#forum_thread_comment_1117440</link>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Can I change it to whatever I want? 'Cause that'd be awesome. Then I could draw things with my mind.

TPBM has the power to set an internal alarm clock, but it will go off two and a half hours before the time they really want it to go off.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Mingo-la</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, I would really like it to go off at at nine AM, but instead it goes off at six thirty. Which is when I'm supposed to get up, anyway.

TPBM can make the perfect meal every time, but they must incinerate it immediately afterwards.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wait does that mean I never get to eat? 

TPBM can put their pinky toe up their nose.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>MariahBurkett</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! I'm super flexible!

TPBM glows in the dark if they've been exposed to sunlight in the last 24 hours.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, that would so freak everybody out tomorrow ^^

TPBM can now recite every Doctor Who episode ever from memory.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Caramella Barlow</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ooh, cool.

TPBM can eat dirt.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>:P Just because I can doesn't mean I have to. Though that does mean I'll never go hungry again......

TPBM can prevent every known illness and allergy by sleeping on a bed of rocks every night.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Mingo-la</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I can put a matress on top of that bed of rocks!

TPBM can change the color of their fingernails from normal to vomit green. WITH THEIR MIND.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, saves me time in the morning when I don't get to paint them in the evening...

TPBM can now dance perfectly.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Chumsy17</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Now I can be a backup dancer for Madonna at the Superbowl! Yippee!

TPBM can predict the next snow day.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>What the heck is a snow day?^^ We have to go everywhere even if it's Antarctica outside; we had one day when the 20-minute bus ride to school took actually almost two hours, and I HAD TO GO BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SNOW DAYS HERE!
//rant

TPBM can cook perfect al-dente-but-not-too-much-oh-delicious pasta.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Deoradhan</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can predict the first direction any frogs within 5 feet will hop - but not the second or third. </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That would be much more useful if I ever actually saw frogs.

TPBM can tell exactly what and how many pets anyone has if the person tells them their birthday and phone number first.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wait, mollusks mate? *googles* I guess they do. Technically. Sort of.

TPBM can read 10k words a minute, but can only retain 50 of those words.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Ominous Rain</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>D:

TPBM has the power to move mountains!
On every other Tuesday.
In leapyears.
Unless it's a cloudy day.
And it isn't even that far.
Just a couple millimeters.
And it wears you out, so you can only do it once your whole life.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I wouldn't use that power anyway. Who knows what catastrophes would result from moving a mountain even a couple millimeters? (Lies. I would totally use it on Mount Everest when someone was just starting to climb it. I would move it away from them.)

TPBM can calm the seas, but only when they're three thousand feet or more underwater. And in the water--no cheating by going under in a submarine.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>bookmonster</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, and I can't even swim. :(

TPBM has the power to lose the cap of ANY pen without any hope of finding it again.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>LilyLariaLaton</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yup, I've got the power!! BooHoo for me:( And my dried out pens.

TPBM can break everything they touch.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Damnit! There goes every bone in my body. XP

TPBM can instantly feel every memory of everyone they touch. Kinda like The Crow.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>LilyLariaLaton</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yikes!! Talk about creepy&amp;gt;_&amp;lt;

TPBM has the power to be invisible, but only 1 square inch of them a a time.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Steampunk avi8or</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>My new superhero name is The Invisible Fingertip.

TPBM can telepathically make the glue on the back of a post-it note be not sticky anymore.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I would so use this on the guys at the office...^^

TPBM has the power to pack suitcases perfectly so they never arrive and their clothes are crinkled.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1129697</link>
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      <author>author-person</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the power to turn blue things yellow</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1130026</link>
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      <author>harrypoter4ever</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>But I love the colour blue!

TPBM can tell how long it will be before their pencil needs to be sharpened again.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1130451</link>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>But I only use mechanical pencils, and usually I use pens...

TPBM can tell by looking whether a book/movie/album/etc. will actually be good... with 30% accuracy.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Darkfeather21</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, it's better than 0% accuracy.

TPBm can turn her/himself into stone, but only in moments of extreme euphoria.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1131678</link>
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      <author>harrypoter4ever</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>O.o

TPBM knows, at the very second it gets shipped to a store, when there's a product shipment coming into a store. Any product.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1131683</link>
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      <author>Speaker of Stones</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>"Check in the back, I KNOW it's there."

TPBM can herd cats...</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1131685</link>
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      <author>harrypoter4ever</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ok...

TPBM knows exactly how sharp a pair of scissors are.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1131718</link>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hey, I'll always be able to tell the paper scissors from the sewing scissors! :D

TPBM has the power to make it rain glitter.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1132222</link>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can teach turtles to tapdance.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1132301</link>
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      <author>Itzika</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Actual, good tap-dancing? That would be AWESOME. I could get a whole bunch of them tap-dancing for me and go on America's Got Talent and win a million dollars. :D

TPBM can speak backwards fluently--but can no longer speak forwards.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>harrypoter4ever</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Parc(spell backwards to crack the the hidden message).

TPBM can only eat dung. Yeah, I know it's unsanitary.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 04:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1132882</link>
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      <author>bookmonster</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>MUAHAHAHAHAHA I shall use this power for evil. See ya all later, I'm off to Paris!

TPBM can cough up bright pink (deflated) balloons. </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1209576</link>
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      <author>MariahBurkett</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>((O.o It would be kinda hart to cough up inflated balloons, thank goodness they're not XD)) WAHOOO! HAVIN PINK BALLOONS THAT SMELL LIKE MY MOUTH FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

TPBM Has the ability to quote any My little Pony episode ever invented.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 22:53:01 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1249323</link>
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      <author>harrypoter4ever</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>O.o... I don't really like My Little Pony, though...

TPBM can cut off random parts of THEIR own body at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 22:59:38 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1249347</link>
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      <author>Zivia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Do they grow back is the question.

TPBM can sing on-pitch, word-perfect to any song, as long as they are in a public place surrounded by people who will laugh at them.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:21:26 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1265450</link>
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      <author>MariahBurkett</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*cackles* I already have that superpower! Except no one ever laughs. They just all get irritated that I'm singing AGAIN.

TPBM Now has the ability to read/watch books/movies only backwards ((as in book 6 to book 1 or movie 5 to movie 1) As in a series))</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:46:10 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=18#forum_thread_comment_1270487</link>
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      <author>Zivia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Which means not a lot, I usually read single books, not series.


TPBM now has the ability to produce one sun-dried tomato from thin air every half hour.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:55:46 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1300848</link>
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      <author>Red Queen</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Well, at least I'll never have to buy them again...^^ *wanders off to make some tomato sauce*

TPBM can now recite every Star Trek episode in Klingon.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:35:27 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1304187</link>
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      <author>Zivia</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sweet! I've always wanted to learn another language.

TPBM now has the ability to eat anything. Nothing will make you sick, or tear up your insides. Of course, you can't digest the stuff, so it still has to fit through all your guts..</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 04:21:07 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Windywords</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Great! 

TPBM can now spell any word just by looking at it.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:29:51 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1306490</link>
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      <author>Lidia Chatka</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wow, I kind of already have that one  :D

TPBM can change one leaf on every tree bright blue.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:52:28 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1309955</link>
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      <author>writergirl31</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Cool. If only we had leaves on our trees right now...

TPBM can whistle Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in their sleep. Off key.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:36:14 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>MariahBurkett</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>NOOOOO! THE HORROR!

TPBM has the ability to pop popcorn kernels just by looking at them. And yes, this is uncontrollable.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:07:37 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1316729</link>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Remind me not to go down the popcorn aisle any time soon.

TPBM turns any food into pizza by touching it. Even if someone else feeds it to them, it turns to pizza in their mouth.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:58:05 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1317508</link>
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      <author>MariahBurkett</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Sounds awesome right now, but I think I would get pretty sick of pizza soon....and I'd probably die from lack of essential nutrients not found in pizza XD Do I get to pick what type?

The person below me now has the ability to snap any pencil in two by touching them. That includes mechanical pencils as well.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:35:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Far Wanderer</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's just what I need if the Census Bureau ever bothers me.

Any shoes, even mismatched ones, will fit the TPBM's feet perfectly.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 05:19:51 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1365074</link>
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      <author>Windywords</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>That's actually fantastic! I hate trying on dozens of shoes that don't fit.
TPBM will be able to draw incredibly detailed stick figures.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 06:45:23 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1367389</link>
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      <author>GusGallows</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Perfect for my new IPhone app repository.

TPBM has the uncanny ability to look into your eyes and tell you, incorrectly, what color they are.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:13:02 +0100</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=19#forum_thread_comment_1367707</link>
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      <author>crlast</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Hey, I'd actually love that one. Especially with my cheese and crackers I eat at work.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2156?page=1#forum_thread_comment_360491</link>
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      <author>nightblade</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ninja'd! Yeah I got nothing for this one.

TPBM can rot any food they touch instantly.

</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:53:16 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>RebekahW</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>*That should be now. </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:34:12 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>sage</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oh, the catch is that it takes a couple seconds to come up with the idea. That's good, I wouldn't want to have /too/ much power.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:25:53 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Pirate on the Bay</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>(Maybe your secondary superpower is making the person below you post a reply to his or her own post.)</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:32:29 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Pirate on the Bay</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Oops, I meant "but only if there are three or more people in the room," not "only if there are more than three people in the room." Clearly my superpower is not paying attention to my math while inventing useless superpowers. ;)</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:31:39 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>MissUnknown</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>I shall use this power wisely. *enjoys comfort*

TPBM has the power to reverse time only a few seconds, cannot change anything during this, and only to relive embarassing moments (although these moments might be embarassing for others rather than yourself XD)</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:37:54 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>ddnj2393</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>assuming the other person loves them back, everyone gets this power.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:19:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>Nappytime27</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>(i hope that made sense....)</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:49:42 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>wolfloverapril</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>make, not wake...where's an edit button when you need one...</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:03:28 +0100</pubDate>
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      <author>KingRaven</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Goldfish have a memory of five seconds!!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Mythbusters proved that wrong! You can train a goldfish to do tricks :D</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Jessica Grace</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay Gordito!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 04:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>suburbancat</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Yay! Someone knows what I'm talking about!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can understand  and fluently speak the language of commuter coffee mugs.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can make violin strings out of cat whiskers.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Gazoinks</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Wasn't that from...  Something?</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM  can grow their tonails at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Ominous rain can recite the Russian alphabet perfectly but only while sound asleep and when nobody is listening.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the secret to World Peace in their power, but only through the medium of chicken Cacciatorre.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can subvert the free will of all the world's vacuum cleaners.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Um, thank you.  

TPBM can give random people terrible haircuts, but has no control over who or when.  </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can make any happy, giggling small child start to whine and fuss. This works best in fancy restaurants</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can cause a new paint job on any house to crack and peel at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Flying is over rated anyway!

TPBM can paint any room in any house, perfectly and in fifteen minutes  flat as long as they always and only use  headache-inducingly bright fuschia or chartreuse in their color schemes.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Truly useless, in my case.

TPBM Can turn any expensive wine into cheap lemonade that injured no fresh lemons in its making.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM has the awesome ability to hardboil random  fresh eggs at any grocery store at will.....</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>Er.... no thank you!

TPBM can make even expensive shoes fit badly.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can make any picture on the wall hang just crooked. enough to be annoying to the eye.

</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 08:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can make everyone's hands cold five seconds before they must meet and shake hands with someone important.  </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can turn any gas stove into a cheap, two burner hot plate at will, the more sophisticated the stove, the better.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can memorize all iof Shakespeare's Sonnets, but only in Yiddish.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 07:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM can wilt fresh flowers at will.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>TPBM is the world's most perfect matchmaker, but only for mollusks.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Shiral</author>
      <title>Re: Useless Superpower</title>
      <description>eWWW!! I reject that power!
TPBM Can turn any bright color beige, especially at fashion shows in Milan and Paris.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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