Corrupt a Wish

Really?! Nobody has started this yet?!

I wish that it was November 1st so i could start writing already!

Granted, but something happens and you can't start writing until the 15th.

I wish you hadn't posted this just before I was about to make this topic.

Granted. But before you can make this topic you forget about it.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, you have died of dysentery.

I wish I had some artistic skills.

Granted, but now you can't write your way out of a paper bag.

I wish I were rich.

Granted. but in payment, you have to go to school all the summers till you graduate. Happy schooling!

I wish again, that math did not exist.

Granted. Math no longer exist but it's identical twin msth took it's place.

I wish I could gobto sleep and stay that way.

I also wish I could edit my posts.( I meant exists and go to sorry)

Math does not exist. Which means computers don't exist. Which means NaNo doesn't exist. Happy now?

I wish my knee was healing faster.

Granted, but it heals too fast, and as a result, it doesn't heal right.

I wish for something generic.

Granted, but it comes in a box that is extremely ornate and complicated.

I wish for a sunny day.

Granted. It's freezing outside but it is stil sunny!

I wish no one had ignored my wishes...,,

Granted, but now your wishes have been corrupted.

I wish for the same thing the next poster wishes for.

Granted. Everybody is si busy not ignoring them that they forget to post a new wish, so the forum pretty much goes dead.

I wish i would just go to bed.

Granted, but as soon as you're there you spend hours staring at the ceiling trying to fall asleep.

I wish I already knew everything about sociology so I wouldn't need to study.

Granted, but there will be a pea under your mattress that make it impossible for you to go to sleep. Too bad you're not trying to prove yourself to be a princess...

I wish for an A in Organic Chemistry

oops... @ RabbitinRed: Granted, but the knowledge plagues you with constant waking hallucinations and makes you want to eat goldfish crackers

same wish as above :D WANT AN EDIT BUTTON

Granted, but it forces all other knowledge out of your head.

I wish Brazil hadn't just scored in their futbol game against Mexico.

Granted. They didn't but the Mexico still loses.

I wish for the edit button!

Granted, however, it doesn't edit your posts, but the posts of the person above you.

I wish to be rid of this headache.