Banned!

Ban the user above you for some random reason.

Thankfully no one here is a mod right? XD jk

Banned for being the first poster!

Banned for being the second! XD

Banned for having an avatar with whitish-blonde hair.

Banned for making a Post Sandwich!!

This could continue on, I feel, but...

Banned for replying so fast!

Banned for having an avatar.

Banned for NOT having an avatar!

Banned because I'm slightly hungry.

Banned because I can't edit posts!

Banned because you need to edit posts.

Banned because you messed up my post about post sandwiches!

Banned because I said so.

Banned for lack of creativity.

Banned pointing out said lack of creatively. ( Are you trying to hurt their feelings? :O )

Banned for learning of my secret motives. :O

Banned because hurting my feelings is a goal, not a motive.

Banned, because I can't figure out how to pronounce your name. I"m just gonna call you GendoArmOfficer.

Banned for not knowing how to pronounce my name,

Banned because you could have just called them officer and made it a lot easier to type out.