The Cake is A LIE! http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743 Tower_Keeper This hasn't been started yet so I thought I'd volunteer it. Pie is real as can plainly see, but the cake is a lie, just pure fantasy! Wed, 12 Oct 2011 07:16:12 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_26522 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_26522 werewolfwithwings You speak the truth about the lie, I don't know what to do or why. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 08:36:51 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_27464 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_27464 Lydia_Ember A game, a game I truly see, but what, pray tell, could the rules be? Seriously, what? I think I got it half right. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:49:24 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_29094 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_29094 Tower_Keeper Well it's not a matter of rhyming. I just did that for fun! The rules are simple.... All things are true except for the cake, because the cake is a lie! Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:32:19 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_37881 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_37881 DaylaMorgado The cake may be a lie, but cake is still better than pie. And anyone, or thing, that promises cake and does not deliver, well, that's just unspeakable! Wed, 12 Oct 2011 21:42:14 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_38831 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_38831 Tower_Keeper No one can promise cake because it is a lie! Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:58:21 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43175 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43175 Miss A A lie or not a lie, the cake thread will never die. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:00:27 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43202 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43202 werewolfwithwings GLaDOS promises cake, but the cake is a LIE! Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:28:18 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43482 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_43482 Lady_Warrior Cookies are good because they're true. Stay away from the cake. The cake is a LIE! (This is the first year I can truly participate in this thread. BECAUSE I PLAYED PORTAL! &gt;:D) Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:43:47 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50261 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50261 Rabid.Chipmunk A lizard could die, splayed out in a pie, But do not make the mistake of having faith in cake. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:08:32 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50558 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50558 Inspirational The cake is faithless, a liar, a fake Whatever you do, do not trust the cake! Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:18:54 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50679 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50679 WaffleTaco The cake is a lie, no matter how delicious it may be. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:30:53 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50815 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50815 megaminxwin Everything holds true in the story world, Except for the cake. 'Tis a lie now unfurled. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:32:37 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50835 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_50835 Tower_Keeper The truth is fair, There's truth in eclair. But you will never wonder why, when you know the cake is a lie! Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:49:05 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_51055 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_51055 megaminxwin I don't know why the cake is a lie, But it just is, so stop teasing people like I. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:40:57 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_51791 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_51791 PhantomDream The ice cream's a promise And peppermint too And the fudge is as real As any of you The chocolate's delicious Like pudding, or pie But never the cake 'Cause the cake is a lie. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:11:40 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_52217 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_52217 RebekahW You may think that's A slice of cake Sweet and delicious And freshly baked But you were fooled By that sneaky old cook Hold out you plate and Take a look That's no cake You fell for a lie It's a banana cream The cake is a pie! Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:29:55 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_53025 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_53025 Tower_Keeper Cookies are fun, Cookies are great! But truth be told, Cookies are not cake. Cake is a myth On me you can rely. Other desserts are real But the Cake is A Lie! Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:40:52 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_56676 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_56676 Cristaliena The cake is a lie. The lie is pie. The pie is a spy. The spy is Bill Nye. (And by the way, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.) Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:28:46 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_113815 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_113815 Velkon The cake lies, for the cake is a spy, quite unlike Bill Nye, who is my hero, held on high! Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:39:30 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_114000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=1#forum_thread_comment_114000 ros77uk A balanced diet is a piece of cake in each hand. It's a lie, I tell you! A Lie! Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:40:11 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_114019 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_114019 Cristaliena YOU LIE, CAKE LIES BUT IS STILL OUR ETERNAL MASTER!!!!!!!!!!! Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:46:34 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_115156 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_115156 Abenstern But... but... I just ate the cake LOL Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:59:12 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_115360 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_115360 Lauren E. Mitchell The cake may be a lie, but I have plans to make rumballs wherein I substitute Chambord for the rum, and I think that's going to be a delicious truth. Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:47:44 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_139151 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_139151 BirdWhisperer Cheesecake is, in fact, a pie. Therefore it is not a lie. Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:28:15 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176307 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176307 Mewshiro If the pie is real and not a lie, And the cake is, in fact, a lie. then what, I ask, is cake-pie? Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:32:45 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176365 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176365 Abenstern It is something that is a myth, something that is believed to be true but may or may not exist Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:41:50 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176464 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_176464 NaNo_Bot But, but, I LIKE cake. :( Tue, 25 Oct 2011 09:18:56 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_216115 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_216115 Tower_Keeper Just because you like something doesn't mean it's real. It's still a lie! Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:34:54 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_217041 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_217041 Isis kid The cake broke my heart and tore it apart I thought it was milk chocolate but it really was coffee All now to comfort me is pie That cake is a lie! Sat, 29 Oct 2011 23:04:14 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_292384 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_292384 werewolfwithwings 'Cake or death?' 'Um, cake.' 'Well we're out of cake!' Sun, 30 Oct 2011 07:44:23 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_296769 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_296769 AMoonyMonster I asked Mrs. Weasly for cake, but all she had was pie, and now I weep all day, for the cake was just a lie. Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:04:20 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_683442 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_683442 YourDestiny The PIE IS NOT A LIE Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:50:38 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_756519 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_756519 MCR_dynamite I got past the turrets, In her tests I did partake, I burned my best friend, For the promise of cake. I finished her tests, I was on a high, 'Till I finally found out, The cake was a lie! Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:00:45 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_764625 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_764625 MariahBurkett I Can't eat the cake? Poop on a stick. ITS A LIE! Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:12:55 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1111139 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1111139 LilyLariaLaton So if I have cake am I eating a Lie? Well that's not very filling:( Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:57:20 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1111267 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1111267 Ominous Rain But I like cake... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:54:15 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1126939 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1126939 MCR_dynamite Too bad, Ominous. It's a lie. Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:54:21 -0800 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1147367 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1147367 MariahBurkett The world spins round and round, but as for cake, it cannot be found Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:24:19 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1249406 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1249406 Gene Marlow Since I was young My mother has said “The Cake is a lie,” When she put me to bed. Now there are times When I could not believe The Cake was created Solely to deceive. But as I got older And sought all about The Cake was nowhere A whole world without So my depression abounds Through every day, For the Cake is a lie But not the Soufflé! Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:05:55 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1286632 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=2#forum_thread_comment_1286632 mattskywalker The cake is a lie. In other news GLaDOS wants to kill you. For science. You monster. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:09:21 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1286641 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1286641 Gene Marlow I grabbed a bowl And ingredients too To make up a cake Just out of the blue. The milk had gone sour, The flour was Rye, All I was left with Was a batter to try. Poured in the pan Determined to see If I could make cake Solely for me. But bake as I could No matter the try I never got cake. The cake is a lie. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:30:03 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1286672 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1286672 GreenTea13 <a href="http://youtu.be/1hLhWFArQAA" rel="nofollow">cake recipe</a> ^_^ 1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1&amp;2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice.. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'. 2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:56:13 -0700 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1326706 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/games-diversions-and-other-exciting-forms-of-procrastination/threads/2743?page=3#forum_thread_comment_1326706