This + That + Those

Turn the three unrelated objects of the poster above you and turn them into one thing. One of them must be a living thing.

Examples:
Geriatric + NaNoWriMo + Pumpkin = An old man writing a novel in 30 days about his personal relationships with his cultivated pumpkins over the years.

Kitten + Onion + Business Suit = An adorable young kitty who is the head CEO of Frito-Lay's. He enjoys rolling in the piles of onion powder before they are turned into Funyuns.

Polar Bear + Sword + Milk = A polar bear rebelling against the Coca-Cola army in favor of milk. He plans on destroying company's owners by using only a sword.


Here's goes:
The Easter Bunny + Socks + McDonalds

= The easter bunny retiring from his holiday so that he can knit socks and eat out at McDonalds.

Jumpers+ hay+ gophers

A boy left his jumper on a haystack, and while he was gone, gophers buried in.

Guitar + Eel + Chickenpox

A sickly eel with a dream of learning to play guitar finally gets his chance at lessons, but unfortunately gets chicken pox the day they're due to start.

cake + sandals + paper

The big family gathered around the birthday laid on blanket and bench table, waiting for the birthday girl to open her last present. She pulls out sandals and smiles for the picture, tossing the wrapping paper immediately to the ground.

Tower + Italy + Flower

This guy went on a date at the Leaning Tower of Pisa, giving his date a very nice rose.

Music + Kitten + Doorknob

A kitten learns to play music by batting its paw against a doorknob.


Etiquette + ring + dandruff

The proper young lady had to remove all ten of her rings before eating dinner, but all of her etiquette couldn't save her when she flaked dandruff into her soup.

Paws + Book + Stairs

Thekherham used his paws to reach for a book that was lying on the stairs.

angel+devil+future

The shoulder angel and the shoulder devil fight over your future decision.

Green + turkey + piano

"Did you ever see that commercial where that wild turkey is walking over the grass, and then suddenly there's this huge piano leg in its way, and you zoom back to see there's this guy playing it?"

"No..."

"You know, 'Wild Turkey'...? It's a drink."

Ham + Light Bulb + Poster

The last Poster had a light bulb appear above their head, when they realised that Ham for dinner was a good idea.

Took poster as the living thing.

Fungus+ Bottle+Magnets

A nature-fond juggalo contemplating the miracles of magnets while slamming a bottle of faygo.

A Crab + Speakers + A Doomsday Device

Little Mermaid gone wrong. Simple.

Po + Ta + Toes (Sorry, that was a tribute to my old avatar.)

Three left footed socks + pen + meatballs

Barry, the head on the universally-known company, Ink, which specialised in making blue ballpoint pens and blue ballpoint pens only had managed to lose all his socks apart from thee left footed ones. Oh well, at least all he was doing today was eating meatballs.

Hair + Bed + Folder

I was lying in bed doing homework, hehe. Unfortunately, that is way too close to life.

Green pants, elephant poo, and a grocery lost.

Shelby wondered why green pants and elephant poo was on her grocery list.. That husband of hers. He must be mental.

Opps.

Lemons + Silver + Maths

My math problem today was this:

If the ratio in the economy was 655678 lemons for 1 lb of silver, how many lemons do you need to get 1 lb of silver?

Peasants + Monkeys + Lollipops.

The peasants strongly suspected the king was a monkey and plotted to overthrow him using large lollipops instead of the standard torches and pitchforks.