Spice up the sentence above you.

We all get those sentences that could use a little spicing up. Everything from from ninjas to bunny cyborgs is fair game to add in! Bonus points if you take an already strange sentences and make it stranger.

Examples:

First poster -
"Ann chewed on a piece of toast."

Second poster -

"Ann chewed on a dry piece of toast until, quite suddenly, ninja cyborg bunnies flew through her window"

"Joey was playing a childrens card game"




My own -
"Carefully looking down at the golden baklava Bion prodded it with a fork as though it were an alien creature intent on eating his brain."

"Carefully looking down at the golden baklava Bion prodded it with a fork as though it were an alien creature intent on eating his brain. Little did he know, it was."

"This is a boring sentence."

"This is a boring sentence" She wrote with a sigh, suddenly jerking back as each of the letters wriggled off the page and danced around her."


"The cat yawned."

"The cat yawned in boredom at the lack of ingenuity on the part of the lazy-ass mice who lived in her building."


"A lone tree stood sentinel over the meadow."

"A lone tree stood sentinel over the meadow, a silent force against the gale that threatened to topple it."


"Water burbled over stones."

Water that a girl spit out while laughing hysterically burbled over her brother's collection of valuable stones.

Well, you didn't include a sentence so I'll do one.

"A pair of lone chopsticks stood besides an empty bowl."

"A pair of lone chopsticks stood beside the bowl, which was odd for two reasons: 1) it's difficult for a pair to be 'lone' and 2) chopsticks don't have legs."

"Elizabeth cursed the fates that had brought her here.

Elizabeth cursed the hooded ninjas that had tied her up and brought her to this cold, dark, damp place against her will.


Ally stood up, stretched, and yawned.

Ally stood up, stretched and yawned, then fell over backwards due to her debilitating narcolepsy.

Ben gently shoved his way to a chair.

Ben gently shoved away the children the crowded that around him, afraid to hurt them, since they only came up to his knees, desperate to get to his chair to rest his exhausted feet.

Barney got so drunk last night.

Barney got utterly drunk last night and wandered around the silent town aimlessly until he finally collapsed from exhaustion and intoxication. When he awoke his memory was fuzzy and he wasn't sure what had happened the day before, little did he know of the crimes he had committed. XD

Kin stepped outside and felt the soft breeze on his face.

Kin stepped outside to escape from his ceaseless aunts inside, and was instantly calmed down when the soft cooling breeze wisping around brushed his face.

Georgia absently heard the dog bark behind the fence that separated the front and back yards.

Georgia absently heard the dog bark behind the fence that separated the front and back yards, but knew it would never be, because of the accident.

^Sorry, gotta penchant for making things creepy.

We can crack this thing right open.

Get me a rubber duck, two feet of garden hose and a nail file, and we can crack this thing right open.

Try though the NaNoer might, she couldn't think of a sentence to suggest from her novels for the game.

Try though the NaNoer might, then sentences from her novel would not stop, pushing their way out of her onto the paper like a hoard of literary righteousness, filling her hard drive with wonder and joy.

Lady Phyllis stiffened, and pushed her hair back.

Lady Phyllis stiffened, and pushed her hair back. Her pushed back and suddenly the whole thing involved into a full-on brawl, with Phyllis attacking the hair with a candlestick and the hair defending itself with a chair.

Steve saw a Taxi in the distance, "Taxi!" he called.

While flying on his Firebolt, Steve saw a bright purple taxi with yellow polka dots in the distance. "Taxi!" he called while plummenting to the ground due to engine failure. When he hit the ground at a speed of 400m/s, he kept falling even further into the bowels of the Earth, landing in a world populated by dark red sizeshifting cats addicted to coffee.

The penguin floated in the water.

The penguin floated in the water, its purple polkadotted rubber floaty tube bobbing around it and the matching pair around its flippers squeaking. It longed for the days its overprotective parents would finally let it swim without the floaties.

For a second time, Kate felt her blood run cold.

For a second time, Kate felt her blood run cold--if only she'd paid the electric bill on time.

The clouds swirled above Gabe as he stood in the cornfield.