My Hill

Has no one started this thread yet?
Well… Let’s begin. The object of the game is to throw the previous poster off the hill (by any creative means necessary) and claim the hill for yourself.
Example: It is a lush, green hill. I am so happy that it is my hill. But then the next poster comes along with a herd of elephants that smash me flat, she/he then throws me off the hill like flinging a Frisbee, and then proclaims: MY HILL!

I sneak up, wearing a paper mask that looks a lot like one of your friends, and then stab you with Your Eternal Reward and assume your face as a paper mask. I then begin capturing the point that is MY HILL!

*winds rope around Speaker of Stones, and pulls rope sending them spinning off the hill like a spinning top*

MY HILL

I have Prince Arthur charge at you with his lance and Flick you off the hill like a mosquito!!! (I have been watching way too much Merlin)

MY HILL

I send in zombies covered in tar. They stick to the previous tenant, carrying him/her off while busily munching away. It may be messy, but it’s still…
MY HILL!

Needless to say I chop the head off the zombie and as I detach myself I send the Great Dragon to set the current tennant aflame and proclaim

MY HILL

I Cast a spell and turn POIAMA into cheese and send in the Great Winged Mouse who nibbles them away.

MY HILL

I wind up a thousand small robots and send them to carry Kibet off into the Great Beyond.

MY HILL

Inside the great winged mouse I descend upon nightblade and just plain ol' scare him off the hill (i am a mouse lol)

MY HILL

Flying from the Great Beyond, on the back of Cyranos the lesser spotted winged cat, I chase the mouse off the hill before I fill my lungs and declare...

MY HILL

I don't scare that easily and lob extra strength stink bombs at Kibet forcing him to flee the area.

From safely behind my gas mask I declare

MY HILL!

Are you my Mummy? I repeat over and over as with one touch I kill you and then would declare MY HILL except all I can say is are you my mummy?

(So maybe add Doctor Who to the watch too much of list lol)

I try to use brute force to remove the gas mask but with no luck. Fortunately as I let go, Poiama flies off the hill.

To which I declare

MY HILL

I just wait for the mask to kill you then climb back up the hill

MY HILL

I bring the Doctor back to this time and he readjusts the nanomites that were infecting poiama, who then wanders off confused. MY HILL.

Ok you can have the Hill I'm going with the Doctor LOL

I roll in with my army of Daleks and chase you all off-
MY HILL!

I send in the army of cybermen to rid MY HILL of the inelegant Daleks

I use the crack in the fabric reality to ensure that none of you ever existed leaving me alone a top MY HILL.

An EMP blast should do the trick for those cybermen...
MY satellite in geosynchronous orbit launches said EMP blast at the hill, leaving a pile of DELETED cybermen and MY HILL.