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Swiftflame
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You know you want to... ;) Fire away on our wonderful new forum!

topsecret
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Swifty really does carry around a giant, bigger-than-a-human pencil everywhere. (I'm a she.)

topsecret
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Swifty spends all her spare time knitting hats out of cat hair.

Swiftflame
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TS stole that ring on her lack of profile pic. She's actually a devil. (If you're a he, sorry...)

Swiftflame
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Cool! The Ref Desk has negative one posts! XD

TS... Wait, am I lying about TS or me? Confusing. TS IS Swift, I'm actually a monster from the lagoon... Oh, bother! ;D

Sarcastic_R_Us
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Swift frequently sits amongst trash while singing ABBA songs at the top of her lungs.

(First post of Nano '11. Wheeee.)

dragonKhorse
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Sarcastic's facial hair isn't fake.

Sarcastic_R_Us
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*dies laughing* *cough* Right. Anyway...

Dragon makes babies cry.

ON PURPOSE.

Swiftflame
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SAAAAARRRRR! *Tacklehug* Sarcastic is actually that purple elephant in the pic. The human is her minion.

WaffleTaco
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Swifty is actually a potato farmer. It pays the bills.

megaminxwin
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Waffle is actually the mountain goat in his avatar. He types by dictating.

StarrLilly
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WaffleTaco is really a SaltedPeanut

StarrLilly
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CAN'T EDIT THIS WHYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD WHYYYYYYYY

NaNo_Bot
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StarrLilly has started a restaurant where every dish includes hamsters.

Chillibean
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NaNo_Bot is secretly working towards a conspiracy in a parallel universe ruled by bunnies.

NaNo_Bot
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Darn you, you discovered my secret!

StarrLilly
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Chillibean is in fact a form a sentient Jello Mold using the forums as a path to world domination

vampyre_smiles
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Starr is made of anti-matter. And drinks anti-coffee.

StarrLilly
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is anti-coffee water? XD

vampyre_smiles
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No, I'm guessing chamomile tea, since it's supposed to help you sleep.

StarrLilly
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...that makes more sense XD

NaNo_Bot
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vampyre_smiles only eats yellow foods

Suuhan Raine
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NaNo_Bot is really a sentient super robot that has existed since ancient times as she was left here by extra-terrestrials to monitor human life.

O____O Okay... (puts away fifth cup of coffee)

NaNo_Bot
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It's like you people are spying on me.....

StarrLilly
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*quickly hides spy gear* What? *whistles innocently*

GallifreyGirl
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Suuhan Raise is a sentient DVD player with delusions of humanity. They think that they are an accountant.

StarrLilly
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GalifreyGirl lives in a rusty red buick that has one light missing

GallifreyGirl
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StarrLilly has opened a wig factory that uses llama hair.

StarrLilly
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...that would be kind of cool actually. And itchy, but who cares about that? XD

Circe Marda
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GallifreyGirl is actually a giraffe.

Shiral

Circe Marda is a CIA agent under deep cover.

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