Need ideas? #nanowrimoideas to the rescue!

For the last few days I've been posting random novel ideas to Twitter with the hashtag #nanowrimoideas .

OK, yes, most (all?) of them are jokes, but who knows? One of them might trigger something for you.

Follow along and add your own!

"After being laid off, a dejected and dispirited man decides to travel across the country, looking for his contact lens."

"In this shocker, two identical brothers fall in love with two totally different girls in non-ironic circumstances."

"A jealous ex is killing his Facebook friends. Can he stop her killing spree? Or will they just, you know, unfriend him? "

"A woman raised by assassins begins displaying bizarre cost-accountancy abilities. How will she tell her family? "

"Conjoined twins! One's a jewelry thief, the other's a cop! Look out for the exciting multi-state chase!"

"A young bully learns the magical power of cruelty."

I think you'd get more responses if you posted this in Word Wars, Prompts, & Sprints. ;-)

Moving to Helpful Resources & Sites

In honor of the National Day of Writing, I'm tweeting non-snarky novel ideas. Go wild! Toss your own in!

Samples from the last hour:

A popular indie musician gets stalked by the failing music industries as their last hope. (I'm thinking romance) #nanowrimoideas

The story of a woman's life is told through flashbacks triggered by her flipping through the books she's giving away. #nanowrimoideas

A husband tries to figure out how to murder his wife without her constant tweets and status updates giving it away. #nanowrimoideas

The NPCs in a MMO game get annoyed enough to rise up against the players (and the game company) to demand their rights. #nanowrimoideas

After eons of life as consciousnesses, some minds in the Singularity start fantasizing about having meat bodies again... #nanowrimoideas

My girlfriend and I hide in the cinema first kiss, I almost spit up, because I not used to the taste of her saliva.

I said to her: "In the future we do not kiss, okay?" She said: "Good!"

Because I want to vomit, she had spit up!

This is my first kiss, a romantic accident.