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Literary Fiction Dares, 2011!

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Dragonchilde
9322 words so far

And presenting the mostly annual LitFic Dares Thread! Have an idea that you think would be awesome, or awesomely bad, in a LitFic? Leave it as a dare. And, assign a relatively random point value to it, just for that added level of competitiveness. Get stuck at some point? Grab a dare off our thread.

I'll get us started off. (Thanks, mattkinsi!)

+5 if a piece of artwork plays a major role in your NaNo
+10 if that piece of artwork talks
+10 if that piece of artwork just talks in your MC's head about brush strokes.

mattkinsi
66417 words so far Winner!

+5 if a piece of paper becomes an essential character
+10 if it has something written on it only the paper can see, but no other character
+10 if what's written on the paper is essential to the other character
+15 The paper shares its secret if and only if asked kindly, but no one ever does

shinykeef

oh goodness, i'm a nanowrimo first and this dare is killing me. i certainly know how i'll be applying it.

weirdalchemy
0 words so far

I think I will most certainly be earning some of these points...

EFBQ
71459 words so far Winner!

Certainly leaning in a piece of artwork having a central role. Not sure if it will talk though...

studentofrhythm
51800 words so far Winner!

Well, check on +5, but alas, I don't think I'll qualify for the 10 or 15. How about characters acting out works of art?

saturnal
50921 words so far Winner!

I'll take on the artwork one; it won't be talking, though.

TheBookworm
50493 words so far Winner!

A piece of artwork talking would be fantastic, and I think it would actually fit into my novel quite well. Thanks for that!

I can't think of any dares of my own at the moment, but if I do I shall post them here.

Dragonchilde
9322 words so far

That dare is totally mattkinsi's... I can't take credit for it. :)

mattkinsi
66417 words so far Winner!

*whistles innocently*

Ok. Even though I'm not writing LitFic this year (I think my main NaNo actually qualifies as Science Fiction meets Religious Lit) here are some dares

+5 if the MC ponders about how boxes of kleenex never seem to run out
+10 if the box suddenly runs out
+10 if this causes the MC to have an existential crisis
+15 if this is the main character growth moment in your novel

Xmaspast

I might take this one.

DanWells11
50891 words so far Winner!

This could fit perfectly into my plot AND characterization - there are no promises though haha

TheLoveMutt
50212 words so far Winner!

I might just employ at least these first two... haha

EFBQ
71459 words so far Winner!

The first two are good!

monday_eyes 7 months ago

monday_eyes
11583 words so far

Love this one! It sounds like it may work. +15 here I come.

dasfinks
7602 words so far

Ha, genius!

sarolee17
50148 words so far Winner!

Woot!

5+10+10+15 = 40 points for me!

Wrote it as a short story, actually, where this was pretty much the entire focus. Thanks for the awesome idea! :)

shadow.of.smoke
50146 words so far Winner!

Ooh, I think I'll be earning +25 points here.

Suddenly I have something I can write about again! -cries tears of joy because is so far behind-

Simonetta
1000 words so far

+ 5 if a character's obsession with a historical figure/movie star/ some well known person plays a major role in your story
+ 10 if they meet/ somehow communicate with this person

kitandkat
19397 words so far

Definitely have the obsession... my character thinks almost exclusively in Taylor Swift lyrics and wants to name a child Taylor. Yeah... I doubt she would ever meet Taylor Swift, though.

Holy St Clair
50181 words so far Winner!

In my first nanonovel I had a dog puppet chanelling a 5th dimensional entity until the entity appeared to the main character as Spencer Tracy

groundsofbklyn
50282 words so far

That. That sounds *AMAZING.*

Sciolet
50389 words so far Winner!

I'll do that. Hell, I can't wait to do that!

Raquelin
254452 words so far Winner!

+500 if you have a legit, tightly woven plot full of external factors and stimuli.
+501 if your character has to leave the house for it.

;)


+5 if your character notices a theme in his/her life without overtly breaking the fourth wall
+10 if the theme that the character notices is not an actual theme

Tipardity
0 words so far

I just narrowly avoided spitting coffee all over my keyboard.

EFBQ
71459 words so far Winner!

"
+5 if your character notices a theme in his/her life without overtly breaking the fourth wall
+10 if the theme that the character notices is not an actual theme"

Love it! I think I can get these points.

goodgreek
18841 words so far

Going for both the 5 and 10 pointers

W.E.D.
46864 words so far

Well, I got the +15, and the +501 already. Not sure about that +500 though, I'd feel as I'd be egotistical in saying that.-Which is odd for to admit, though it is true.

TheZazzMan
21017 words so far

Ok, here are some good old meta dares

+5 if your main character has your name
+10 if your character is also participating in NaNoWriMo
+15 if you include excerpts from your MC's novel
+20 if you use your MC's novel to present a commentary on the perceived differences between LitFic and Mainstream Fic

bluemittens
50440 words so far Winner!

...and here I thought I was going to be clever by having my MC stumble across a write-in and be suckered into joining up!

(Semi-ironically, this is why I have no chance at taking baka-neko's dare from below for never stepping foot in a coffee shop. My MC is an AUTHOR, how can she NOT go into a coffee shop? and in November, all coffee shops are fair game for write-ins :)

Can I still get the points if she's going to cheat and use the novel she already has in progress?

subtlemelodrama
27094 words so far

This. Just this. I wanna do it!

At least, I'll try!

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

The best!

I want to give a main character my name... instead I just make her feel the same way about her name as I feel about mine.

Also, while it isn't "nanowrimo", 6 of my characters are writing novels as a part of a writing group, and I intend to include excerpts from each!

Cha-Ching! +++++!!!

jtggodqos
11657 words so far

I attempted a novel very similar to this one, actually, back in 2009. I failed miserably in completing. I may pick it up again a few years down the road. but not this time around.

though I do love that others break the Fourth Wall in their works. :D

phoenix.spice
5579 words so far

+5 if your main character stops their existential by walking by the baby grand piano they've wanted all their life
+10 if the manage to have/find/come up with enough money to buy the piano and move it into their house.
+15 if the biggest scene in the novel is while someone is playing a piece of reoccurring music on the piano
+20 if someone dies on the piano
+25 if there is kind of a piano, but not really, and it's more of an idea about what music is to the soul

SkittleAttak
55438 words so far Winner!

'If someone dies on the piano'

Gosh, I'm wanting so badly to try and incorporate this into my novel haha.

Aunt_Dew
4639 words so far

You have just given me new ideas for very important scene.

milly
50022 words so far Winner!

"if someone dies on the piano"
Ohhohoh, yes. This, this could work.

jra0913
5469 words so far

One- Badass Bad Wolf pic.
Two- That last dare made me LOL.

DanWells11
50891 words so far Winner!

Hmm, I'll have to make one of my characters a pianist-in-training. This is exciting haha

BaKa-NEKO
5408 words so far

+5 If your protagonist never sets foot in a coffee shop
+10 If your protagonist does set foot in a coffee shop and then orders the most absurd, flamboyant drink on the menu
+15 If said item isn't even on the menu
+20 If protagonist has an existential crisis over the fact that they can't get their order because it doesn't exist.
+25 If this is a pivotal scene in your novel
+50 If this is the climactic scene of your novel.

catalytic
50092 words so far Winner!

Complicated drink order?

I can do that.

iymcool
50042 words so far Winner!

I may just get the +10 and +20.

Oh how fun this will be!

nackj
4481 words so far

My main location happens to be a coffee shop...oh ho ho! I may be making big points if I run out of dialogue/plot ideas. :)

Anywiebs
50134 words so far Winner!

My MC works in one, but we can cheat and have someone else do that. I might actually do that. As I'm so far behind ;)

EccentricDeary
1402 words so far

I...
may go for the +50!

;D

yoshi927
71994 words so far Winner!

+100 if you write a chapter where every sentence is entirely alliterative. (Clarification: You can vary letters between sentences, but within the sentence every word has to start with the same letter)
+a bonus 50 if that chapter is over ten pages

+25 if you write a one-sentence chapter

+50 if Ernest Hemingway appears in your novel (even as a cameo)
+a bonus 50 if you don't name him, but make it clear who it is anyway

phoenix.spice
5579 words so far

I think I'm taking the one sentence chapter and I might try just one alliterative sentence, maybe one per chapter.

kitandkat
19397 words so far

I would love to write in not-identified-Hemingway... not sure how that would happen considering he's dead by the time my novel starts (then again what is death? does it really happen?), but it would be awesome.

evillatenighttv
0 words so far

And that takes you back to the first post. Hemingway painting that talks to your main character. Fits you into another dare and cures the pesky dead thing.

evillatenighttv
0 words so far

Whoops! Somehow my reply was posted one down from where it was meant to go.

TheZazzMan
21017 words so far

I think I'm going to have to do the one sentence one too. Do I get extra points if I can cram in a pretentious literary reference.

I was thinking something along the lines of "My mother is not a fish"

yoshi927
71994 words so far Winner!

Sure. +a further 25 if your one sentence is a pretentious literary reference!

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

I have a feeling I might be able to cash in on the one sentence chapter as well. +!

goodgreek
18841 words so far

Sending Hemingway to my nano-party now.

Sab.eth
4750 words so far

Haha! One of my MC's name is Hemingway!

EccentricDeary
1402 words so far

So...

If I write write a one sentence alliteration about Ernest Hemingway without stating his name, and make the sentence somehow stretch across 10 pages (Possibly through enlarged font,) and make that a chapter, I get +225?

musthavebeenmykarma
52616 words so far Winner!

Oh no! That's backing down on the challenge! you should be writing a 10 page pyncheon-esque alliterative masterpiece of a sentence that is all about hemingway :P

Yuustinoodle
50901 words so far Winner!

+5 If a character loses a pair of shoes and then goes looking for them
+1 if the shoes are pink
+100 if it makes sense for the character to be wearing pink shoes
+10 If there's a good reason why the character HAS to go looking for their shoes instead of putting on another pair
+15 If character'search for shoes turns into a self-search journey
+25 If a person turns up with the shoes and returns them
+50 if the person returning the shoes gives a good explanation how they took the shoes
+50 if the person returning the shoes also gives a serious reason why they needed the character's shoes

sixleaf
25646 words so far

I might just be able to fit all of this in!

Quinnleeeee
50433 words so far Winner!

I love your photo, sixleaf

darklighter93
31329 words so far

. ^_^ Thanks for the idea, I think these will really help my story!

goodgreek
18841 words so far

I think I can take on all of these!

MissJewell
50070 words so far Winner!

Going for +5, +1, +100, +10, and possibly +15. This is amazing.

MrHeywire
50069 words so far Winner!

+25 for a 1,000 word, grammatically correct sentence.
+75 if it contains no semicolons.
+500 if it contains no punctuation at all.

+20 if every chapter is set in a different location

+25 if every peripheral character is you, the author (eg. MC overhears a strange conversation you once had on a bus)

subtlemelodrama
27094 words so far

Are you mad? This dare is... too much!

Lonaneomaflame
53729 words so far Winner!

I believe my English teacher would call 25, 75, and 500 a run on sentence. I could do 1000 word sentence easy but my teacher would circle it and say something like "Scary long run on sentence" if she ever saw it.

now the 20 and other 25 are actually possible just not with my story.

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

If only I could include a scene of Santa checking his list - then I could cash in on the 1000 word sentence points! Dang!

Love the peripheral character idea. Might do something w/ dat.

Gabran
50018 words so far Winner!

I'm doing some of these. This I'm heading for the world's longest sentence. I don't even care if it's grammatically correct if it's long as hell.

Carny
8045 words so far

I love the idea of every chapter being set in a different location. Even if I don't end up doing it, I hope someone else does.

Ate
14293 words so far

I love the peripheral character one! (and the 1k sentence, even better if it's a pivotal moment aka so good that the reader doesn't realize it's one sentence)

TurtleMama
6130 words so far

MrHeywire wrote:
+25 for a 1,000 word, grammatically correct sentence.
+75 if it contains no semicolons.
+500 if it contains no punctuation at all.

+20 if every chapter is set in a different location

+25 if every peripheral character is you, the author (eg. MC overhears a strange conversation you once had on a bus)


Definitely going to make every chapter set in a different location! I may do the peripheral character as well since my novel is a bit autobiographical fiction anyway!

Sab.eth
4750 words so far

I LOVE the peripheral character dare. Done and done.

Stark_Raven_Mad

+5 if Your character spends a scene getting drunk with someone they hate
+10 if it's over the phone (both are drinking, separate locations
+25 if they come to a deep realization about the other person while drunk

and the one I really wanted to say
+100 bonus points if not only the spoken words, but also the description, beggins soo slur ant melts up weirds, I mean words as the scene progresses.

~

+10 if there's a recurring character whose name the MC can never remember or never knew
+30 if Mc gives them a new nickname in their head every time they meet
+50 if the characters name turns out to be either the same name as the MC or something symbolic to the story-line.
+200 and a cookie if the characters name is part of the title.

MrHeywire
50069 words so far Winner!

I hereby accept the 5, 10 and 25 point drunk dares (and possibly the 100, depending on how I feel at the time), as well as the 10, 20 and 30 point name dares.

I really like all your dares! :)

monquito
22913 words so far

I would love to also do the 10,30,and 50 point name dares. I will see if I can do the 200 point one since I am undecided on my title at this point. My working title, instead of being hilarious, would fall a little flat as the name I think. But not as one of the nicknames!

Lonaneomaflame
53729 words so far Winner!

Oh I can so do the 10, 30, and 50 name thing perfect for my story, I already know what name I'd use. ~thinks of a way to make it part of the title.~

IrishRoseDKM
1741 words so far

+10 if there's a recurring character whose name the MC can never remember or never knew
+30 if Mc gives them a new nickname in their head every time they meet
+50 if the characters name turns out to be either the same name as the MC or something symbolic to the story-line.
+200 and a cookie if the characters name is part of the title.

LOVE IT!!! Might steal. I already had a little of this going on in my mind-story

Simonetta
1000 words so far

I accept the first three dares!

EFBQ
71459 words so far Winner!

Snag!

Well, hate at the moment, anyway, hopefully I still get the points.

ThreePatchProblem
1612 words so far

To the names: I claim all points before NaNo even starts! XD

fangmich
32294 words so far

definitely doing the 100! so excited for it!

Sab.eth
4750 words so far

I accept your 5, 10, 100 and 10, 50, 200 challenge, AND the first will be inherent in the second! Woah yeah!

(Flipping great dares.)

molin84
4842 words so far

Perpetual slurring dialogue. I like that. Consider it done!

circusrunaway
3248 words so far

To funny -- I had already gotten +10 for the first one before reading this, now on to the others I suppose...

Inachis
57153 words so far Winner!

+5 If the plot doesn't make sense at all.
+20 if the plot isn't supposed to make sense.
+100 if the plot's just a reason to get the character to do some introspection.

+30 if at least one near-death introspection scene is included.
+40 if your character actually dies after that scene.
+50 if your other characters start to realize something after your character dies.

Carny
8045 words so far

I am definitely doing the 30, 40, and 50 point dares. Though, that was already the idea, so I'm not sure if I should get points or not...

monquito
22913 words so far

+5 if one of your characters purposely takes on a Philip Marlowe affectation.
+10 if there is no sense of mystery in your novel whatsoever
+50 for use of the word "hinky"
+75 for the character saying "You shoulda seen the getaway sticks on this dame!"
+100 if they do it for the whole novel to the point where everyone else hates them by the end

Lonaneomaflame
53729 words so far Winner!

I might be able to do 50.

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

"GETAWAY STICKS" !!!!

Milla Berlin
50152 words so far Winner!

+10 if you write dialogue in the phonetic alphabet
+20 if there's a marked difference between different characters' pronunciations of the same words
+30 if the difference in pronunciations has an important effect on the plot
+100 if you do this for all the dialogue in the entire novel

Simonetta
1000 words so far

+ 10 if a character believes he/she is the reincarnation of a famous person
+ 15 if they adopt that person's mannerisms, fashion sense, etc.

MrHeywire
50069 words so far Winner!

Ha! I'm already planning the +10 pointer!

openendedskies
0 words so far

+100 if you kill your character's best friend

Stark_Raven_Mad

My characters best friend is dead but you aren't supposed to know that until about 80% of the way through the novel so I'll take it!

TheZazzMan
21017 words so far

Score! already planned for, do I get bonus points if I bring him back to life.

Sab.eth
4750 words so far

Already half-way there! Yay, killing fictional people!

Simonetta
1000 words so far

+ 20 if your MC has a phobia of the smell of coffee

monquito
22913 words so far

Accepted!

Cayris
1978 words so far

+5 if you use famous quote in the dialogue
+10 if its a popular misquote

+`100 if anyone pulls off a deaf character

bluemittens
50440 words so far Winner!

Deaf character it is.

Bring on the points!

bluemittens
50440 words so far Winner!

Just checking in to say that I'm writing him in now. He'd only shown up by correspondence before, so this should make for an interesting first meeting :)

Yay for dares helping to spur on the seemingly endless words left to the goal line!

WhereIsTheLion
51498 words so far Winner!

Hahaha already had a deaf character from the start! :P

SkyeWriter.Imaginarium

Same here, but I don't think he's been pulled off!

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

+10 if your char. is mysteriously subscribed to a magazine they would never otherwise interact with.
+10 if they have been receiving it for ~5 years.
+25 if they move and the subscription follows.
+50 if this is more than just a "quirky" detail of your char.'s life and actually plays into the story somehow.

monquito
22913 words so far

This actually happens to me with Rolling Stone! I have come to suspect Ticketmaster as the culprit... Too bad it doesn't work in my dystopian world. Unless I invent the magazine entirely, like "Oppressive Robots Monthly" or something hehe.

KaitTTT
30301 words so far

Maybe "Big Brosmipolitan".

molin84
4842 words so far

how about +200 if it's a pro wrestling magazine?

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