NaNoisms 2011

If Wikipedia is to be believed, Polygyny is the practice of a man having many wives, and polyandry is of a woman with many husbands.
Polygamy, which essentially means "often married," covers both practices.


If Wikipedia is to be believed.

But I digress.

I wish this was Reddit so I could up vote you for polymory!

Ahahahah

Oh that's beautiful. XD I love that!

Quote:
Jass held up a hand to stop Merriam, who had just opened his moth to reply.

"Cooper put his gun back together, having finished eating it."

No, Cooper, guns are not for eating. That usually ends badly. Try cleaning it, then eating something of the edible persuasion.
Permapersimmons.

NaNoism of the day from yesterday:

"The house sat at the top of three marble stares."

Yes, I'm sure the marble looked very hard at all its visitors. But that's another story!

I don't know if this can be considered a nonoism but... when I sat down to write today, this is what came out instread...

"She turned into the other tunnel AND found that she did not give a crap about the fact that if she did not write 3300 words today she would have to write many many more the next day, or just give up nanowrimo 2011 all toghether. She thought it was a very stupid thing to be doing when there was so much else going on in her life. She just wanted to watch tv or READ a good book. Shge could write one another time. It did not all have to happen in a month. She just wanted to throw something and watch it break, feel the floor and the walls hake o impact. If such a thing that wuld cause this effevct was not most likelly going to be expensive to replace, she would have already done it.

As soon as Sepia made the turn (she obviously had gotten her frustration out and decided to continue writing, as she knew she would be disappointed in herself if she did not) she saw the next turn she had to make that was almost immediatly..."

It depressed me when I looked back and saw my spelling errors...

I'm not totally sure if this is a NaNoism but instead of "the Merciful Moon Lady," I wrote, "the Merciful Monn Lfday." I fail.

"Her dark hair glitters in the glittering sunlight that also glitters off the brown gold glittering grass." Oh, how I love major overkill on adjectives. enough with the glittering al ready.

"He was homesick and he wanted to go home." So redundant. *facepalm*

"Her long, wavy, shiny blue black hare was tied back in a low pony tale at the nape of her neck." I just made some random typos, but they are absolutely hillarious. Going to fix them right about now...

"I look like the dancers of the stares, and I feel their stars as I walk through the village to my own home." reverse stares and stars.

I've been collecting these as I reread what I've written the day before to catch myself back up on my character's lives. It seems they always just have a mind of their own.. But hey, it helps to find some gems :)

""I don’t supposed you have a way to carry this stuff, do you?” He asked hopefully. "
-...or we could live in the present tense.

"A bored looked blonde looked up from cleaning under her fingernails with a plastic fork prong and pointed towards a door at the other side of the room..."
-besides the fact that this is just silly, I'm pretty sure she was bored looking.

""Don't think that this in any way means I like you fools." He said. "I'm only doing this to keep the story moving along. NOW GET TO IT!""
-....right, fourth wall? I apparently ran into you. My bad.

"Suddenly he frowned, his hand going to his throat in panic. “Bianca!” He wailed. Bianca frowned at his worried town, looking at him intently to see what was wrong."
-..gee, department of redundancy here. Think they might have been unhappy about something?

“Cursed ugly thing,” Bianca muttered. “Well, hopefully it wasn’t all that important. I hesitate to thing where that hole spit it out. And unless you feel the need to dive in after it and take those chances, I say we leave it. Useful things have a way or turning up… or not… around here, you know.”
-... Riiiiight. I'm pretty sure we were hesitating to think there, not thing. But besides that... What?

"Braden shook his head as if to clear it, and pointed to the poster Octavia had just posted."
- Really? She posted a poster? Shocking.

"Braden was holding a tall, thin class filled with a foamy blue liquid."
-Wow, it appears my character is mighty strong, all holding classes up and stuff.

"An empty sign holder swung lazily above the doorway, but it held no marker."
-Really? the empty sign holder held no marker? brilliant.

"“So, the last time I saw this necklace, I was wearing it right?” He began, meeting each other their eyes."
-Wow. I'm glad eyes get to meet each other too. It's nice and friendly that way.

"And short of someone climbing out and turning this upside town like Bianca did that first time, I’m not sure how we’d go back up.”"
-Perhaps we meant turning this upside down. That makes it make marginally more sense.

I'm sure there are many many more, both those are the ones that caught my eye. Ahhhh fingers, why must you be so finnicky?

"Kierra folded the map again once more."

*facepalm* I have nothing to add.

I second that. :D

LMAO! That's awesome. And yes that really is what Nano is all about.

I think that needs to be NaNo's official song.

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

That is amazing! I'm tempted to print it out and keep it with all my notes for this year.

I'm so glad this thread is back, I'll definitely have to not delete anything this year, just in case. I may have to go through last years Nano's and go looking for them. Thanks goodness I made comments on each weird thing that I wrote when I was doing a reread.

That is THE PERFECT NaNo song! =D *loves it to pieces*

This should be on everyone's MP3 player.

Beautiful song. I want to see it part of Nano for everyone! :D

I love this. Thank you.

XD XD XD

Two words: Epic win.

Love your NaNo song!!! TOO AWESOME!

That is the most amazing song I have ever heard! That NEEDS to be the NaNo Anthem or something... ;)

words of wisdom, my friend. You deserve a lollipop or something. =D

That's great, that song is awesome!

PhoenixSempai wrote:
Someone should collect all of these into a book.

oh god, this is my favorite by far hahaha

I might have snorted at this. x]

Not saying this in a demeaning way, but I really wanna start doing that with my sentences now.

"He was so shy, and so secluded from the outside world, but Yuan knew, why is there a fly in here, he was brave on the inside."

omg! that cat is soooo cute!