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TANK Ex Mortis
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdist_fiction
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrealism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_fiction

Okay, now that we're all caught up: this here's a topic for weird people who write weirdly about weird things, or some combination thereof, or something.

What do you do in a topic like this anyway? I guess you talk about your story? Okay well mine's about going to middle school.

All of the protagonist's classmates are figures from his past, and some of them used to be dead or are occasionally two people or are vampires. The school has this thing where it manifests strong emotions as objects or scenarios, which is a pretty shitty thing for a school to do. Also there are mutants, and LGBT themes, and school shootings, and a lot of dismemberment and creepy sex acts.
It's a romance, obviously; it's very loosely based on old shoujo anime, it's called The Absolute Destiny Apocalypse, and it's gonna be fucking sweet.

So tell me about your book, a'ight? Or whatever you wanna talk about is cool.

Kurt McFry
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That sounds fricking amazing. O_O I don't know if I could read 50,000 words in a row of it, but it's so... Wonderlandian and mind-boggling and beautiful, like a dream. :D Your novel synopsis is similarly epic :')

TANK Ex Mortis
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Thank you sir, that's quite a compliment.

I don't know if I could write 50,00 words in a row of it, either. I like novellas more anyway, so I'm probably gonna go for that and then start something else when/if I finish the first story. Last time I ended up with a 15,000 word novella; this time I'm aiming for something a tad longer, but probably no more than 30,000 words.

TANK Ex Mortis
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*50,000. And where is the damn edit button on these new forums? I'm crippled without it, I might have to think about what I say or something.

quietly-making-noise
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I think I'll be sidling over into the surreal, if my warm-up writing is anything to go by. The last time thing I wrote, the character's umbrella was yellow and black striped - so much like a bumblebee that it got excited when she walked past a flowerbed and leaned in for a closer look...

I blame Boris Vian, and too much hot chocolate.

TANK Ex Mortis
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That's beautiful.

Can you recommend a good translation of Vian? I've never read his stuff.

tkelson
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nice

NoProblemReally
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My story is about murder, classical music, sexual deviance, Octopus relationships, hooks, and co-dependance

TANK Ex Mortis
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Are the relationships between an octopus and an octopus, or between an octopus and a person?

Also, I love your synopsis.

Saker Pup
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Oddly, the idea that the octopus relationships in question might be between an octopus and an octopus didn't even enter my head until you asked... and now I'm curious too.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Either would be great.

I feel compelled to link this: http://www.octodadgame.com/

Saker Pup
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True (the takeaway in this article is that octopi engage in "jealous murders," yet the actual octosex is just sort of mechanical and blah).

And I feel similarly compelled.

TANK Ex Mortis
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That article is the best thing I've ever read.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Okay I just spent the last 17 minutes looking for the source article because I am a huge nerd, and I'm here to brag about my astounding success.

brb reading about cephalopod sex

Saker Pup
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Your Google-fu is infinitely superior to mine, good sir.

*humbly bows before you*

(Oh god, I'm actually going read that entire pdf, aren't I? ... I think yes.)

musicismymoirail
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I think I'm going to take a plunge into absurdism this year. It's about two steps away from it in my head anyways, why not? (: There's no real synopsis yet as I'm going to have to rethink a few things first, but everyone else's sound amazing though. I'm really intrigued.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Go for it!

Saker Pup
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'kay, technically I claim horror as my genre 'cause horror has my heart but I think this year I'll wind up doing something between Bizarro and Absurdist with an erotic-horror twist.

It's about a mermaid who wants a soul, a serial killer who was born without a heart--literally--and an ex-surfer girl who's afraid to go back in the water.

There will be sharks. There will be sex. (Shark sex? Likely.) Blood, viscera, mutilation, torture and grotesques damage of every sort I can conceive of. And there'll probably be a nihilistic bent to the whole thing as I've been feeling rather nihilistic lately.

It's gonna be fun.

TANK Ex Mortis
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There seems to be a lot of crossover between horror and bizarro.

Saker Pup
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Yes. Horror is my first love but what's the point of writing within a category if you don't fully intend to subvert that category whenever the opportunity presents itself?

(And thank you for introducing me to the concept of bizarro. I had never heard of it before last week but it almost feels sort of like home.)

manic ragdoll
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This sounds intriguing...I certainly hope I'll have the opportunity to read a segment

Saker Pup
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manic ragdoll wrote:I certainly hope I'll have the opportunity to read a segment

Neat. I'll find a way to make that happen.

If nothing else, I should have an excerpt up on my profile in the first couple of days of NaNo (first draft stuff so likely awful, but hey, it's something, right?).

tkelson
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Here I am doing a little writers workshop with one of the premier Bizarro authors Garrett Cook. Come on over, the peeps are odd even if I do not fit into their ideas totally and wander more surreal or bleak

Saker Pup
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Bleak is fun. Please elaborate.

maarow
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Saker Pup wrote:
'kay, technically I claim horror as my genre 'cause horror has my heart but I think this year I'll wind up doing something between Bizarro and Absurdist with an erotic-horror twist.

It's about a mermaid who wants a soul, a serial killer who was born without a heart--literally--and an ex-surfer girl who's afraid to go back in the water.

There will be sharks. There will be sex. (Shark sex? Likely.) Blood, viscera, mutilation, torture and grotesques damage of every sort I can conceive of. And there'll probably be a nihilistic bent to the whole thing as I've been feeling rather nihilistic lately.

It's gonna be fun.


Sounds like a Caitlin Kiernan novel.

Saker Pup
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I... choose to take that as a compliment. I adore the fuck out of her.

maarow
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If I made a list of things that intrigue me in fiction (and I have, actually) the elements of your synopsis would occupy at least half a dozen bullet points. And your excerpt gives me half a dozen more. (Sex in a crypt? More please.)

Actually your ideas--not necessarily your writing style--remind me a bit of Caitlin R. Kiernan. She seems to do a lot of the weird erotic fairy tale horror stuff. Unfortunately she's also pretty miserable and so are her characters, which turns me off, but from what little I've read of your work it seems like your characters are interesting and likeable.

It's a funny thing, but the older I get the more nihilistic my writing becomes. I'm not an unhappy person but I do have this pervasive philosophical suspicion that none of it really matters. Which to me is strangely more comforting than everything happening for a reason.

maarow
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Oops, I forgot I'd already replied to you earlier. Well, there's a more detailed comment for you. :)

alastor993
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Okay, I think my very, very vaque idea fits best with absurd fiction. It'll most probably turn out as a fictional memoir (extremely loosly based on my life), filled with weird confersations (first choice in hanging yourself: a beam, staircase, tree?), morning grudges turning bad, lively fantasies about car accidents and a right arm that must be removed for it's in the way.... and just maybe some space travel, since it's 50.000 words so there's enough space to be filled! (she just goes on and on!)
Told you it's vaque! I think it will suit me just fine though.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Sounds like fun! Have you read any of Sam Pink's stuff? Your vague idea sort of reminds me of his vague books.

alastor993
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No, I haven't but I'll definitely check it out! Thanks

alastor993
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oh and useless, random acts (no edit button!?!?)

Omino Pascal
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Hi, I love reading and writing bizarro fiction (btw, http://bizarrocentral.com/ is the place to be).

I'm planning on writing a story called "Diary of a Weretarian". The story is set in a world where people only eat sausages, so as you can guess everyone looks and smells like a dinosaur. Male and female genders have morphed into a single gender, and people's social standing depends on their body type (mesomorph, then endomorph, then ectomorph). The world is ruled by fascistic leather bound librarians, and the only books are diaries made of fungus and meat that share a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with the writer. One day, people find that their houses are being destroyed and eaten by "weretarians", who cannot adapt to the meat eating lifestyle.

I'd describe it as a gross-out romantic coming of age murder mystery/psychological thriller.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Oh man, I want to read that book right now.

Omino Pascal
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Thanks :)

This story kind of comes from my being a vegetarian. And my fascination with cloacas, but anyway...

If I write this right, it's going to be like "Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the WereRabbit", written by Kafka, and illustrated by R. Crumb. Not for the faint stomached, probably.

TANK Ex Mortis
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Didn't R. Crumb work on a biography of Kafka a while back? That seems like a natural fit.

kuyerjudd
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Oh, gosh, that's something I would really love to read, not just because I love epistolary novels, but also that it's weird and unusual, so much so that it's freakin' awesome!

Selah Ex Animo
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Home sweet home?

Thank you so much for this thread. I think I may have found my genre - or at least, one flavour in my cocktail of genres. Reading through everyone's posts and fascinating synopses have given me the confidence to pursue the story I've been leaning toward but couldn't quite bring myself to commit to - that is, I want to write about the fantastic without spending narrative energy justifying its presence in an otherwise realistic setting. The fantastic, the bizarre - it simply exists and it simply happens.

So far, I'm hoping to write a story that falls somewhere between absurdist fiction and magic realism, about the trials and tribulations of two people who keep waking up in different bodies. I don't want to give this occurrence of daily reincarnation a specific explanation; I'm more curious about exploring how the characters deal with the situation. The various lives the characters are saddled with range from the mundane to the bizarre (a girl whose hair won't stop growing, for example, being stalked by some kid who wants to climb it Rapunzel-style).

TANK Ex Mortis
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That sounds absolutely wonderful, and definitely on the magic-realism end of bizarro.

manic ragdoll
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I've read one of the Bizarro starter kits...rather fascinating genre..rather like the result of David Lynch excreting ink onto paper. I'm writing a cyber horror novel about a theocratic sky city ruled by creatures reminiscent of mini-Cthulhus...most of the races are somewhat bizarre and Lovecraftian...involves necrophilia, bondage, bipolar disorder, and flashbacks narrated in a Bizarro Finnegan's Wake style. It's inspired by a combination of William Gibson's cyber-realms, Naoto Hattori's eldritch paintings (alongside numerous other surreal painters), and Lovecraft's nihilism and Elder Gods

TANK Ex Mortis
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That sounds great, although I'm not sure I could distinguish Bizarro Finnegan's Wake from the regular version.

You should check out The Steel Breakfast Era/The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen, it's two cyberpunk-ish bizarro-y books by Simon Logan and Carlton Mellick III, I think it'd be right up your alley.

manic ragdoll
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Carlton Mellick III's writing is always an interesting read...thank you for the suggestion! I'll have to usher it to the front of my reading list...need all the inspiration possible.

And by Bizarro Finnegan's Wake I meant prose style of Joyce with Bizarro themes....just seems like an enthralling exploration in pushing the boundaries of seemingly nonsensical rambling harboring intrinsic symbolism...it sounds pretentious, but I just enjoy challenges...I might even write a section in villanelles...damn you, November 1st! Arrive!

TANK Ex Mortis
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To be honest, I've never read Finnegan's Wake; I'm not anywhere near smart enough for that. I did really enjoy his creepy letters to Nora Barnacle, though.

manic ragdoll
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Such poetic debauchery...reminiscent of Bataille's brilliant work "The Story of the Eye." Both enigmatic eccentrics, both vulgar and brilliant...perhaps I will incorporate a message much like Joyce's...the protagonist falling in love with one of the cyber-corpse sex slaves and discussing how he revels in her artificial moans...thank you for the inspiration!

Saker Pup
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manic ragdoll wrote:I'm writing a cyber horror novel about a theocratic sky city ruled by creatures reminiscent of mini-Cthulhus...most of the races are somewhat bizarre and Lovecraftian...involves necrophilia, bondage, bipolar disorder, and flashbacks narrated in a Bizarro Finnegan's Wake style. It's inspired by a combination of William Gibson's cyber-realms, Naoto Hattori's eldritch paintings (alongside numerous other surreal painters), and Lovecraft's nihilism and Elder Gods

I think this description punched every button I have right in the face. Love it.

bekkiii
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I was told to come here with my novel from the "identify your genre here" thread and I have to say it looks very nice, and comfy. I'm not sure my novel will be as surreal as the stories you are describing, but it will be a lot more surreal than, well, anywhere else. =)

Saker Pup
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One of us! One of us!

Omino Pascal
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Gobble gobble, we accept her.

sweet pandamonium
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Kudos to you guys! This kind of fiction is one of the most fantastic and fun and sometime, brilliant, fiction I see sometimes. I would love to write a sort of bizarro fiction one day, so good luck to you all. And I'd love to read some of your works once finished, that I'm sure will be awesome :D

manic ragdoll
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If you are writing a KH fanfic, perhaps you could incorporate elements of Bizarro through the Lewis Carroll level...he was one of the progenitors of the genre. Render a sense of surrealism using both imagery (already provided in this instance) and prose style (make it jarring and confounded....reminiscent of the landscape). Just a suggestion :)

(Cloud is one of my favorite fiction characters in regard to aesthetic...particularly in Kingdom Hearts...so I felt compelled to comment).

sweet pandamonium
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I've always wanted to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic with use of Lewis Carroll themes and stylistics, but I never felt like I could pull it off properly. Maybe I could add elements of his style in my current story, that would be cool :)
Thank you for the suggestion.
And yes, I love his design in Kingdom Hearts I.

Satrix
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My story is about a little girl who remembers the dead and how they died. Oh, and her imaginary fairy-friend comes true and starts drinking the nectar from the flowers that are growing over the mass graves of genocide.

The links you guys posted are amazing. The ideas y'all have, even more so. Good luck for November!

manic ragdoll
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"drinking the nectar from the flowers that are growing over the mass graves of genocide." Love it!

Good luck to you, as well!

doomented
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My own story is about a seemingly well-adjusted family man who has memories of his 18-year old self who took care of a heavily bandaged, ambiguously aged man. This possibly old man tells our hero about his alleged experiences with demons, dancing with them, watching them play with each other, engaging them sexually, engaging possessed persons sexually, engaging with grinning, leprous creatures sexually...all told in excruciating detail to this young man. When the family man searches for the old man, he finds him and their relationship begins again. Later, there is a Son of Sam/Zodiac/Herbert Mullin-styled (the latter being a schizophrenic man in the 70s that shot a number of people for the purposes of sacrifice) murder spree. There will be poorly recorded cartoons, sickly talking rabbits that thrive in their suffering, dollhouses filled with twigs, nude sleepwalking hermaphrodites, badly recorded folk songs, male-male rape, secular demons that resemble decayed corpses mixed with crustaceans, and general pseudo-psychological hysteria.

bekkiii
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My main character gets hypnotized and has to travel through seven darkly fairy-tale influenced areas meeting people who are her subconscious versions of real people, that she knows in the real world. Her companion is the Good Doctor, who can only follow her into hypnosis with her voice, and therefore she takes on different bodily shapes taken from the environments, depending on which area they are currently in. The real world is like ours - if it was steampunk. And I'm not sure my main character is actually in hypnosis, she might be in some kind of hypersleep, and only THINK she's in hypnosis (the details are still fuzzy).

She does all this in order to find out why she once tried to commit suicide.

Surreal and bizarre enough? ;)

manic ragdoll
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Verily...it sounds orgasmic! I would love to read an excerpt...

These ideas are phenomenal...everyone ought to receive a reward solely for conceiving such caliginous convulsions!

maarow
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I want to read that.

bekkiii
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Thanks, there's a small excerpt up now but I don't think it makes any sense out of context. You may be the judges of that :)

tickyhead
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I'm pretty much pants-ing my novel this year (minus any convoluted plans I can keep in my head) so I really don't know where I'm going with mine yet, but chances are umbral abominations and eldritch gods will end up in it somehow (don't they always?), which means reality is going to be broken very quickly.

The skeleton of the story involves a supernatural P.I. in a trenchcoat and utilikilt as the protagonist, with a sociopathic gay vampire (though any one of those three individual parts may be false) as the possible antagonist (or love interest, or both, or neither) and a haunted mansion that may or may not be built as a massive junction between tens of thousands of hellish un-realities. Adding in some Tea With Cthulu just seems like the next logical step.

I guess I'll just add in "surrealist/bizarro" into my working list of genres. (so far we've got horror, fantasy, adventure, and comedy. Think I can work in a few more?)

tickyhead
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I would also like to add that I do find Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass AND Lovecraft's Cthulu (and other elder gods) mythos absolutely delightful, if a bit hard to read (damned Victorian writers!) so mash those up in a blender for a minute or two and that's probably what I'm going to end up with by December.

manic ragdoll
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H.P. Lovecraft is the one and true god. Treat his creations well and with respect, and you may very well craft an esoteric tome of eldritch ecstasy. I wish you luck, good sir!

tickyhead
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I will show reverence to the God of Gods, equally good sir.

Saker Pup
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Suggestion about your genre: Drop down to Other, then type "Fantastical Bizarro Adventure" (it should fit).

tickyhead
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Ia! Ia! Cthulu ftaghn!

So it is written, so shall it be!

Saker Pup
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I don't proselytize often but now I'm totally compelled to post this link.

Come to R'lyeh: We have nightmare corpses and sky-flung monoliths. ^_^

kreibebe
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thanks for the tip.

i'm delighted there's a root-system of bizarro funghi growing here.

k

bekkiii
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Ahhh, I love this thread.

Saker Pup
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How can you not, right?

I swear to god, this thread is the best part of waking up (fuck Folgers, they can sue me).

TANK Ex Mortis
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Guys guys guys I just had the best idea and I need to tell you about it. Hold on, let me copy-paste the note I made:

holy shit holy shit holy shit. okay. she's obsessed with death and wants to kill everyone, right? because she's dead or whatever. but listen. she's also totes hot for her sister, which creeps _her_ out to no end, but like at the end when she actually _does_ kill everyone, or mostly everyone, it's really a happy ending because she can live happily ever after with her sister's corpse. yesssssssss what the hell is wrong with me

TANK Ex Mortis
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... I think this is gonna be one of those posts I look at the next morning and say "what the hell was I thinking?"

Saker Pup
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Love it... Which sort of begs the question: What the hell is wrong with me?

You totes need to work the phrase "corpse whisperer" into your story somewhere, btw. A chapter title or something.

TANK Ex Mortis
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All the chapters are named after bad translations of pretentiously-titled anime songs, but I will endeavor to work that phrase in some other way.

manic ragdoll
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It's...*sob*...beautiful!

bekkiii
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I love it! It's dark and twisted and ... beauuuuutiful!

bekkiii
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My hypnotherapist's first shape is a human with a fish-head. Just saying.

Saker Pup
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Human with a fish-head? Almost like a reverse-mermaid?

Neato. I dig it.

bekkiii
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Yep, I got the idea over in Plot Doctoring. Suited my character perfectly. She's not happy about it, but she doesn't like any of her shapes :)

HunteroTheGreat
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I plan on writing a book in the style of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and The 13and 1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear. Both very good books. I don't quite know if this is what you'd call the genre mine belongs in, but it's about a Mostly Immortal guy on the quest to acquire a Perfect Sphere.

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