So you guys think you're funny? Help me populate my list! http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670 illegal_alien i'm kinda stumped thinking of a list of funny injustices. i need the kind of injustices that are really just minor inconveniences that life throws at everyone, but some may perceive as major injustice! i have getting up early in the morning, staining your favorite clothes, crying babies keeping you up any help would be greatly appreciated! Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:03:24 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_605619 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_605619 kitty15 A big queue at the cash machine. The last packet of your favourite flavour of crisps is picked up by the person just in front of you. You're late and it's fine when you set off but then rains five minutes after you left the house but don't have time to go back for your umberella. Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:34:38 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606282 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606282 illegal_alien [quote=kitty15] A big queue at the cash machine. The last packet of your favourite flavour of crisps is picked up by the person just in front of you. You're late and it's fine when you set off but then rains five minutes after you left the house but don't have time to go back for your umberella. [/quote] oh good stuff! definitely sparked the creative juice! thanks! Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:59:54 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606813 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606813 TheSlenderman three consecutive trains at one rail road crossing. they just never end! Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:04 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606816 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_606816 FamilyFriendlyComedy Hitting all the red lights when going down a street; yet you continue becasue you think they just have to break the chain (though most are on timers) Getting a perfect attendance award - the first day you miss. Running out of syrup just before the last pancakes or out of ketchup just before the last french fries you eat. Being too tired in the morning and accidentally pouring orangejuice on your cereal (did it in college though it was there there were levers for each) All your favorite sports teams lose ont he same day. All the guys you start on your fantasty football get hurt on the same weekend leaving you with noone to follow by the end of the day. (This could really be funny the more I think about it, soemthign gradual as 1-2 of the others happen.) The bus drops ou off and you step right into a puddle. The puddle yu think will be shallow is about 6 inches deep. Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:36:47 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_616740 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_616740 MyMusicalOasis stuck in traffic because of crossing ducks, stained your favorite sweater, sold out of your favorite cookie/cake/bicycle/ect., someone gets your coffee order wrong, ate something your minorly alergic to Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:58:40 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_619996 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_619996 MyMusicalOasis stuck in traffic because of crossing ducks, stained your favorite sweater, sold out of your favorite cookie/cake/bicycle/ect., someone gets your coffee order wrong, ate something your minorly alergic to Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:58:50 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_620000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_620000 illegal_alien yeah the fantasy football really feels like injustice sometimes. someone steal your touchdown? :P Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:53:11 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_624066 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_624066 uloveme go to first-world-problems.com they're funny and unjust! Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:00:39 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_627688 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_627688 Anna York You brake your car fast to avoid hitting a deer, only to have the deer hit your car instead, and insurance won't cover that damage ("How can a deer hit YOU?") Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:26:15 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_675721 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_675721 Anna York Speaking of deer... You're with a group of kids in the car and some jack-butt cuts you off. You wait until you're side-by-side with them, point to the right and say "look, kids, there's a deer!" while flipping the offending car off with your left hand. As three children are looking for the deer, the fourth says "She didn't see no deer! She didn't want you to see her flip that car off!" Yea, if it didn't work for Clark Griswold, I don't know why I expected it to work for me LOL Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:28:20 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_675741 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_675741 charbaby The bus drops ou off and you step right into a puddle. The puddle yu think will be shallow is about 6 inches deep. Then the bus splashes you as it leaves. The perfect parking spot opens up and you slide in. The parking meter only takes quarters, you only have dimes. The meter maid is circling the block. Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:47:17 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_682025 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_682025 justBetsy You pass on the food you want for something that's supposed to be healthy, and then spill it down your front--right before an important meeting. The noisy meeting room goes silent just as you say something inappropriate and embarassing. You let an old lady in front of you in line, even though you only have two items, because she only has one and looks frail. Then she motions over her grandkids who have like 15 more items. AND then they are the lucky winning customer. You carefully clear the snow off your windshield, but not the roof. Then when you have to brake suddenly, the roof snow slides down on your windshield and bends your wipers all out of shape. Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:56:46 +0000 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_694747 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/31670?page=1#forum_thread_comment_694747