SO. I need all you funny people to come over here and work a little of your magic. http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997 TheSlenderman I'm still stuck on this, as I have been since I've started writing. How does my MC meet Javonte? So I ask you, good people of the NaNo forums, what is a humorous reason for a big, black, flaming gay guy to come to the door of my female MC? Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:07:23 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_715892 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_715892 Stormin Mormon He needs eggs to bake something? Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:41:13 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_717373 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_717373 TheSlenderman i was thinking something possibly more along the lines of when the character Solomon from The Hand That Rocks The Cradle arrives. (If you've seen that movie, you'll know about how he's mentally challenged and is hired out by a job agency that helps the mentally disabled find jobs. If you haven't, you need to watch it, because it's a fantastic movie.) But then it just turns out that he's faking being mentally challenged to get money for weed or something like that. What do you think? Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:59:34 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_717669 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_717669 jkhunt he has a crush on her father wants deets. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:17:16 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719181 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719181 TheSlenderman Nah, that can't work. Her father's a male->female transsexual. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:23:26 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719265 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719265 TheSlenderman I like the thought though, lol. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:25:13 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719294 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_719294 Philosopher He's pretending to be a reality show celebrity trying to dodge the paparazzi but in reality heeeee's..... I dunno. I'm sleepy. G'night. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 07:49:10 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_721128 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_721128 Philosopher [quote=Philosopher] He's pretending to be a reality show celebrity trying to dodge the paparazzi but in reality heeeee's..... I dunno. I'm sleepy. G'night. [/quote] ...trying to spy on the neighbor from your MC's window who is his competition to get on the show. Wed, 16 Nov 2011 07:50:59 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_721149 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_721149 Timpeni He was on the way to visit his friend/crush, but got the address wrong. Hilarity and misunderstanding ensues. "What the... a woman? HE GOT LAID!" Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:07:44 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_737435 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_737435 TheSlenderman Ah, I like it! I'm actually gonna do that, haha. thanks! Fri, 18 Nov 2011 03:35:35 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_747922 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_747922 AfterMath Don't forget to buy Timpeni a nice steak dinner for her suggestion. It's only fair. Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:20:29 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_751341 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_751341 Timpeni I SECOND THIS. Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:49:54 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_752272 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_752272 TheSlenderman Hahaha, alright. But I can't afford steak, sooooo.... HOW ABOUT A NICE SMILEY FACE, EH? :D There ya go! Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:44:33 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_757185 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_757185 Timpeni :DDDDD And can I see that scene in the novel? Please? Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:41:39 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_761093 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_761093 TheSlenderman But of course! I'll message you that part. Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:04:20 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_765582 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_765582 tyburn_cross If anyone's offering to buy anyone steak, make the steakee a vegetarian (vegan possibly going a bit too far). I like annoying vegetarians by declaring my love of going into restaurants, ordering steak and when they ask how I like it, replying 'mildly stunned'. Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:35:09 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_822596 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_822596 tyburn_cross Oops, sorry. Misread the situation. Thought you were talking in-plot there. Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:35:55 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_822605 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_822605 TheSlenderman haha, regardless of the misreading, your post still made me giggle :) Thu, 24 Nov 2011 05:17:54 +0100 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_826296 http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/forums/satire-humor-parody/threads/36997?page=1#forum_thread_comment_826296