Your Plot In Twenty Words Or Fewer

Seen this in other genre lounges. (I'm not cheating on you, I promise.)

Simply describe your entire plot using twenty words or fewer!

My attempt:

Quirky girl gets time machine, has adventures where she starts to meet versions of herself. Insanity ensues.

That sounds awesome!


An administrative error causes Christ's descendant to end up in Hell, fall for a demon, and save it's failing economy.

Here I go!

A group of friends begin to die in strange ways, could their combined lottery win be the cause of it?

Going to try for more dark humor. Thus why I'm in here and not mystery/thriller.
:D

A researcher discovers clues to the location of Blackbeard's treasure on an island whose residents are hiding something besides gold.

That was an interesting exercise. :)

Two dumb people attempt to rob a bank to pay back their insane landlady. Hilarity ensues.

Young man gets job as henchman. He survives when the evil overlords don't. Unlike the hero, he gets the girl.

Young lady accidentally wins lottery for ruler of darkness title; she and friends defend her against former ruler.

An assassin who is discouraged because no one respects his occupation anymore tries to redeem himself.

Pop culture blogger is accidentally recruited by a deep cover government intelligence arm experimenting with mind to mind/body connection.

(Math is hard!!!!)

an academic risk game set to be played at a scholarship camp turns into all out anarchic warfare after the students hear the prize - a literal million dollars.

girl accidentally ends up in other crazy world which turns out to be ours.

Twin girls, who grew up on a Homestead, move into town for their last year of high school.

That's nineteen words and doesn't really explain the satire bit... Oh well.

Two enemy soldiers attempt to decipher the mysteries and paradoxes of parallel dimensions, God and nuclear war. Uniquely weird.

The first-person account of a sarcastic waiter navigating a zombie apocalypse.

Typo leads to craziness - rumors of Viking attacks, a car arrested for bank robbery, and much more silliness.

Priest tries to solve a crime and there is cake involved.

A detective has to catch a psychotic killer - all while planning her sister's wedding to a powerful wizard.

Eighteen words. It was fourteen, but I thought I should mention that this is actually a fantasy/comedy/mystery.... thing.

Girl meets Death. Death becomes her lodger and falls in love with girl's brother-in-law. (Death is female btw).

Ok so using btw is cheating a bit...but it does keep it down to 20.

Bob (because I still don't have a name) meets "God". "God" makes a deal with Bob. Bob has to take over unless he helps 10 random people.

There! The best I can do. :D It's much funnier but it's to the point.

I feel like this genre is full of really interesting, awesome people.

Side note: My novel is actually a collection of short stories that intertwine eventually. Anyway, here we go.

A man meets different arrays of characters through speech, cigars, and gin and ends up discovering how to behave normally.