[An Odd Request] Time Travel Pick Up Lines
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[An Odd Request] Time Travel Pick Up Lines
So, yeah, I'm writing a story where one of the main plots is time travel. I'm having one character flirt with a second character, and I thought: "Wouldn't it be great if they swapped terrible one liners?"
And by one liners, I mean pick up lines like:
1: Did it hurt?
2: Did what hurt?
1: When you fell from heaven.
Only... the theme is time travel. Anyone has any ideas (I'm drawing a blank)?
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1: What's it like?
2: What's what like?
1: To... to be so far from home like this.
2: What do you mean?
1: Well... you're [x] years away from home now. That's kinda far.
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"So... do you come now often?"
"I'd kill my own grandfather for you, baby."
"Whoa, this timeline just got a whole lot more appealing."
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Haha, I love both terrible pick up lines and time travel, so I've got to have a go. Let's see, how about...
I'd love to show you a good time. How does 1936 sound?
It's not just the inside that's bigger, if you know what I mean.
How would you like to be my great grandmother?
Wanna be the first woman to make love in the late jurassic?
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Come with me if you want to live.
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"It's not cheating if it violates casuality"
"Wanna Flux my Capacitor?"
"I've seen Helen of Troy, trust me, you'd launch 1000 ships based on your eyes alone"
"Wanna play The Doctor?"
"Is that a Tipler cylinder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"I studied under Don Juan, then went back and taught him everything he knew"
"You won't get pregnant, my sperm's out of phaze with this timeline"
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Do you want me to be your grandson?
Barney Stinson Time Travel Pick-Up line:
1. Its you!
2. What?
1. Listen I have come from the future. You are to save the future.
2. Really? /Skeptical
1. Listen in 2 seconds that woman is going to slap that man.
*Woman slaps man*
2. OMG you are a time traveller.
1. I can't tell you much more, but my past self from your timeline will come through that door, you must take him back to your place and make love to him.
2. But how will this help.
1. All I can say is it has to do with cancer. I must away.
*Old version leaves, young version enters*
2. OMG its you.
3. Sorry i don't remember you I've been in a lab for the past 2 years. I work in researching drugs.
2. A cure for Cancer.
3. How did you know? ; )
Doctor: You want to see what else is bigger on the inside?
1. Hello, you'll sleep with me tonight.
2. Really, hows that?
1. I saw it in the future and everything in the future is predestined to happen.
2. I don't believe that.
1. This glass is predestined to break. Try to stop it. If you do I won't sleep with you tonight.
2. Okay, easy enough.
*Opera singer tries to break her glass, breaks other instead*
1. This is the fist time I've been seduced by a predeterminism theory.
If I could stop time this would be the moment. Oh wait I can.
Name a time and place, I'll be there...
Sorry, I'm late I forgot to take into account leap years and daylight savings time. Oh, wait I'm two years early. Hello.
Beware, I have come from the future. If you drink that jack and coke you'll wake up with a massive hangover tomorrow. How about you have me, and wake up with regrets?
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1: You should go out with me. You and I are meant to be.
2: How can you know that is true?
1: Only time will tell.
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This will already am going to have been the best night of your life. Trust me, this is the fifth iteration I am have going to will do.
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Want to see the Omega?
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art thee up for some ploughing?
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Want to play The Doctor? I can show you my sonic screwdriver. (Pretty much just that's already been posted, though...)
Hi, my name will be [xxx]. Want to see to it that I'm born?
It wasn't a snake that bit Cleopatra--it was my killer good looks... if you know what I mean. *wink*
(that's probably the worst one, with the implication that she killed herself afterward xD)
Anything with Time Travel Tense Trouble would probably do it.
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Wait, I know you! We had a one night stand! No, wait, I'm sorry--I'm a few hours early.
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This made me giggle far more than it probably should have.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your life is in danger,
Get in my time ship.
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Maybe:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your life will be in danger,
If you don't let me f*ck you. *wink*
*girl dumps drink down guy's shirt in response*
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Roses are Red
the drive core has an imaginary mass
Space-time is curvy
and so is your ass
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It has been heavily used in last two seasons of Dr. Who, but "spoilers" is such a tease. ... " I can't tell you, spoilers" between two time travelling folks who cross paths out of sequence.
Not exactly the classic pickup, but if one knows of a threat or even a modest embarrassment about to happen, they could
tease about it, or pre-reveal like a fortune teller.
"I see you are about to trip over the waiters toe....he trips, looks at her..."how did you do that"....Want me to show you....
"Are you ready for the earth quake"...."What earth quake"..... medium rattles the glasses earthquake shakes the bar..."that earthquake...want to feel another...."