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Your iPod is stuck on ONE song for eternity. What would be the worst song (or artist) to be stuck?

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Yume_Kai
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So my character dies and his iPod gets stuck on one song, more or less an echo of what was playing when he died. Since the iPod is not physical but basically a ghostly iPod it can't be changed. What song (or artist) would be the worst?

In my physical life I keep getting "Justin Beiber!" as answers but I think that's too trendy right now. I need something else. Something like Mm Bop. (I like that song actually but I know most people don't.) Anyhow - any and all suggestions are welcomed!

Thanks everyone!

imawesome
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--Either Michael Jackson..(sorry for all of his fans)
--That song that is like 'Lets get physical, physical!' (I don't know the title).
--Halo by Beyonce
--Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

Bob Hanover
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Lets get Physical, Olivia Newton-John

DesireeM81
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I just want to warn you to make sure there is a reason he got stuck to that song. Most people don't download songs to their IPod they don't like unless it's an accident. Even then, I would turn it off as soon as I realized it was on. So make it a song he may have liked but got sick of or a song he liked but couldn't stand to hear over and over again.

Example is that I downloaded Hot N Cold by Katy Perry to get my through a relationship and it's still on my Ipod but I would hate to get stuck listening to it for eternity.

A.Madele
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I have to disagree. I have songs I am not fond of on m iPod. Songs I even -hate-. I got them from a friend who thought I would love them, and I've been too lazy to remove them. I have a feeling a lot of people feel that way. xD

Cassandra Stryffe
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"Suicide is Painless" (Most know as the theme song to MASH). For a ghost who couldn't turn it off, that would truly, truly suck. and be quite funny for the reader. Or 'Born to Late' by the Clarks.

Irony that never ends would be worse than something merely annoying like Bieber or Gaga

Debi Hall
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"Don't Worry.... Be Happy!"

The song most likely to dive people into a homicidal frenzy!

moonmomma
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this this this. I was about two months pregnant when this song was big, and it seemed like every time I went into the sandwich shop near where my grad school classes were, it was playing. The smell of food made me nauseated enough, and add that song on top of it... To this day, 23 years later, I still feel nauseous whenever I hear it.

Also, Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks. It came on the radio one day at the dentist's office and I had a mouth full of sharp things otherwise I would have run screaming from the room.

moonmomma
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referring to "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Tsylvester
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I Will Survive... Can't stand that song!

Natural Woman also...

Red Lulu
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Move, Shake, Drop Remix - DJ Laz
My Humps - Black-eyed Peas

TimothyTurpin
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Rebecca Black's 'Friday. Hands down the worst song ever written.

A.Madele
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Just remember, Rebecca Black was just one poor kid with an obsessive, ridiculous mother who paid somebody to write that horrible song and made Rebecca sing it. I doubt Rebecca had any idea she would become famous, and had even less of an idea of how horrible people would treat her for her mother's decision. =P

Chris Kapot
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Very well put.

However, it is still the most offensively awful song ever recorded and I'd sooner shove red hot pokers into both my ears and then start working on every other orifice in turn than have to listen to that song for eternity.

s3pendleton
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I think it would just be funny... "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...."

Max1008
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P-P-P-Poker Face
Oh god oh no.

Lynne M-S
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Duelling Banjos (from that movie)

or

Crazy Frog: -
(Nim-nim-nim, na-nimnim. Nim-nim-nim, na-nimnim ...

Ding, ding, ding, da ding-ding. Ding, ding, ding, da ding-ding ...
...
...
...

(Screaming!)

HarleyB
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Ode to Billy Joe by Bobby Gentry

KeithNelson

I'd be very scared if Lady GaGa appeared. Or Al Stewart, or the Beatles.

KeithNelson

Of course, a loud, screaming girl, who can't even say the word Friday right. Yep.

IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!

AlessandriaDust
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We Built This City, Mickey or The Final Countdown. Easily my top 3 most hated songs.

BrokenAnger
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Umbrella - Rhianna

firelight_cinderbrick
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that's my mom's least favorite song too

Wind Ann Wise
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The Band Perry- If I Die Young. That song drives me nuts!

Yume_Kai
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The irony of that song title is pretty awesome.

Chestergirl28
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Ditto

Chestergirl28
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Ditto

OrangeZest100
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Personally I think Friday by Rebecca Black and the Nyan Cat song would be horrible things to listen to forever. Oh! Here's another one! "Voices In My Head" or "Asshole" by Denis Leary, because if you listen too them and think about listening to them for eternity. OMG.

ladyhadhafang
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Yeah, I'd feel so sorry for the poor bastard whose iPod was eternally stuck on "Friday". I mean, seriously. Nobody deserves that. (I mean, nothing personal against Rebecca Black -- I mean, the song wasn't her fault -- but...yeah)

Lexie-chan
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If my iPod was stuck on 'Friday', I would die. That would be awful.

Foxstar2000
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I was gonna suggest the Nyan Cat song- I love it, but can barely stand it for more than half an hour. Forever? oh god.

Otherwise... I find that if you listen to any song over and over, it gets tiring. Maybe, instead of picking a song that's really horrible, you pick a song that like, taunts him for something? A relationship or bad choice he made?

firelight_cinderbrick
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I love nyan cat too, but it gets annoying after ten or so minutes

Fircoal
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Nyan Cat song forever? Besides the fact that I'd miss my other music, I think I could do that.

Rubyfruit
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...I can't think of a single artist I dislike, but a marathon of CCM (Contemporary Christian Music) would be the worst thing ever.

Laura E. Andrews
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Great minds think alike! I can't stand CCM (and I'm a Christian!)

Laura E. Andrews
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Oh, and at the church I'm presently attending, we have to suffer through two extremely long CCM songs every Sunday morning :P

Rubyfruit
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I am no longer a Christian. CCM is one of the things that I can safely say that I don't miss.

skatepixie
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Ditto! Of all the wonderful hymns and things -- who ever thought up that stuff? And can I smack them? Please?

Ruth Cooke
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I'm trying to talk our minister out of going in that direction. With regards to the question, perhaps the most ironic thing would be to have the iPod playing the chorus "I could sing of Your love forever..."

Crap. Now that's going to be stuck in my head all night. Where's Beethoven when you need him?

sierramcconnell
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Dude. Just Rick Roll 'im: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

XD

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

rachum_05
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This is the best idea in the history of ideas, and I would like to officially second the notion that your character be eternally Rick Rolled.

everyoneelsehasthoughtofmyothernames
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YES! That song drives me insane. Any time a kid at my school is left unsupervised with a computer, you're bound to hear it eventually. BEST IDEA EVER

Laura E. Andrews
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So, I'm going to post this before having read any of the others, and I'm going to guess that a lot of people are saying Rebecca Black's 'Friday' LOL But I must say, as obnoxious and idiotic as the song is, there are even worse ones my iPod (if I had one) could be stuck on. Let's see... hmm... anything by Justin Bieber. For instance, One Less Lonely Girl. I haven't even heard the whole thing, and his voice and the song itself sicken me :D And then there are various nerve rattling rock and rap songs that would probably kill me if I had to listen to them even one time through. The solution? Smash the iPod, and be done with it!

ladyhadhafang
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Oh God, "One Less Lonely Girl". Nothing against Justin Bieber, but that song just drives me bananas. (Sort of like...anything by Justin Bieber, really. Yeah...he's not what you call my cup of tea)

heatherbee
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Picking bad songs might be the easy way to go, unless it's supposed to have a comic effect. In which case, here is a list of the 100 Worst Songs of All-Time Ever (that titles makes me laugh): http://dj-funktual.hubpages.com/hub/100-Worst-Songs-of-All-Time

Something that doesn't match how the character is feeling about his situation is another way to go. If I'm depressed, something upbeat like "Teenage Dream" or "You and I" would drive me crazy. Or if he's generally okay with what's happened or getting over it, then a song about death like "The Show Must Go On" or loss like "Someone Like You" would be excruciating to listen to.

Tamesis Aorta

It's a Small World After All, I Can See For Miles, Crimson and Clover...
What was the person doing before dying?

Lufia_Metallium
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I will second all of these.

AdelineFarr
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Anything by Bob Dylan. I can't stand his voice.

PrincessLexiLou
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Anything by Justin Beiber. Especially Baby. *shivers*

Hg8Harrier
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Sisqo - The Thong Song
Beyonce - Crazy Like Love
Friday - Rebecca Black
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Hot in Herre - Nelly
Let Me Here You Say Uhh - Master P
Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy - Big and Rich
Justin Bieber's entire discography
Clay Aiken's entire discography

Oh, wait, you said just one song? Hmm... Friday by Rebecca Black.

ChristineAngel
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Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5

I am so tired of that song. It seems like it's on every time I turn on the radio. And it was on two stations at once the other day! Gah!

ladyhadhafang
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You're not kidding. 0.0.

Mindie
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something way to happy like, Jingle bells batman smells

Aeromusique
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Marukaite Chikyuu....

simply_complex
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Umbrella by Rhianna. That song is soooooooo annoying.

ladyhadhafang
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Seconded so much! #Has some bad memories regarding middle school trips involving my classmates singing that song.

Also, "S&M" by Rihanna, "Just Lose It" by Eminem, "Lose Yourself" by Eminem, "You're The Inspiration" by Chicago (in fact, I'll just say anything by Chicago, really), and "Applebottom Jeans" by Flo Rida. And anything by LMFAO. Seriously. 0.0.

GenevieveThursday
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I think that the Macarena would be the worst. It goes on and on and on...

ladyhadhafang
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I actually think that's an awesome idea, really. :3

Miss.Melancholy

What about something ironic like 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees - it's not the most annoying song listed here but I'm sure you could get sick of it pretty quickly.

Caramella Barlow
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IRONY! LOL!

girlboxer5
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R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
Blues Traveler - Run-Around

*twitch*

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