ACSilva

Author bio:

ACSilva is not really called ACSilva. She has a real name and everything, bestowed upon her by the Name Fairy, but not one that's particularly fun or exotic. It's a good, reliable name -- even if a little plain, that doesn't make government workers burst into disbelieving laughter upon hearing it.

Born in the end of the XX Century, she learned to drool when she was about 3 weeks old, make gurgly noises around the same time, and keel over while sitting due to an overweight head when she was about 10 months. She was a natural burper since she was born, and professionally trained in Pacifier Spinning.

She learned to write when she was 5, and started primary school when she was 6.

She can cross her eyes unassisted, has chased several trains and caught almost all of them, and once dreamt she was dreaming. A few years ago, she was dared to write an entire novel in a single month. So, she did.