Amuoralzg

Author bio:

This year, I will be writing words. They shall follow on from one another, and a plot will hopefully emerge. Along the way, there may be ninjas, time travel, pirates, unnanounced dream sequences, parades of pink and blue elephants, mind reading, bunnies, dragons, random murders, coffee as a highly controlled drug, long speeches which no characters listen to, reams of description of unimportant details, shocking swerves, long meaningless arguements, characters with two names, characters with long titles who insist on having their titles repeated every time they are mentioned, characters who speak long-windedly and with out contractions, a babbling brook, sudden swerves, shocking plot twists, spelling mistakes, quotations, stories spoken or written by characters, a murderous shovel, a Mr Ian Woon, and other traditional NaNoWriMo additions. It will be fun. Or maybe horrible; I always get those two mixed up.