Axael

Axael

Member for over 2 years
Novel: Untitled
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
24341 words so far
Age:
19
Location:
The Dungeons of Hogwarts
Done_2009 Done_2010

Author bio:

I float between novels. I primarily write profanity-laden sarcasm-soaked purple prose which later gets attacked and mauled with Edward Scissorhands' garden shears. The result is occasionally beautiful topiary in the shape of Hylians and cheese. I'm a terrible procrastinator, and a Class B Fourth Wall Serial Killer.

Approach with caution.

I'm also setting aside my current plot sitting at 18541 words thus far. and beginning a new one. My new motto;

To succeed, forget to edit
But you must remember
50K is 50K
If written in November.