cheesejoose

cheesejoose

Member for over 4 years
Novel: Screw Spacetime
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
50015 words
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Author bio:

A meat popsicle with a tendency to forget cultural standards and a desire to shout random things to strangers. Currently in the process of revamping my entire life, aka leveling up IRL. Life's weird, yet boring at the same time. Talk to me if you don't mind long awkward pauses in conversation while I consider how to respond.

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Role:
participant
Age:
26
Location:
A strange city where there are a lot of hot chicks with guns
Hobbies:
vidding, writing, reading comic books and books about psychology and writing
Favorite noveling music:
The Ink Spots' Pandora station
Website:
Occupation:
Slytherin
Favorite books or authors:
Hurricane Punch, Confederacy of Dunces, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Talk to the Hand (The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today), Killing Monsters: Why Children Need Fantasy, Superheroes and Make-Believe Violence, Kick-Ass, WE3, X-Men Second Coming, Tim Dorsey, Lynne Truss, Douglas Adams, John Kennedy Toole, Gerard Jones, Mark Millar