chibibble

chibibble

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Novel: Untitled
Genre: Young Adult & Youth
50397 words
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Synopsis

something to do with supermarkets?

Excerpt

“You look like a dog died on your face,” Amanda said.

Amanda was a practical girl. (She liked precision, carrying useful things in your bag and getting to the point.)

“Why, /thank you/,” It replied, devoid of make-up and the love its father should have showed it as a child. “Wasn’t that just the glacé cherry, oh the very /glacé cherry/ on the mountain range of /shit/ that has been my morning?”

She smiled.

“You’re welcome.”

Added, “I’ve got a hairbrush in my bag, if you want it.”