Chloe K. Evil

Author bio:

Chloe K. Evil is twenty-five years old. She attends college and attempts to keep her depression under control (mostly successfully). Occasionally, she plots global armageddon, but lacks the motivation to finish it.

Her current life goal is to be an opera-singing medievalist and author. Each November brings her a little closer. She believes that encouragement and criticism are not mutually exclusive, and neither are sarcasm and kindness.

She is the second-youngest of five children, all of them just as brilliant and quirky as she is, and an incredibly doting aunt to a niece and two nephews.

She really likes lemon meringue pie, and mostly eats cake for the icing. Her weaknesses for peanut butter cups and Dr Pepper are severe.

She is an animal person, having co-owned four dogs and a cat, all of which met some tragic end, the most recent in October 2009. Now she has imaginary pets, including a tiny elephant genius and a teeny turtle adventurer and also a griffin.

Her world is, as far as she's concerned, more interesting than yours. Come join her.